What the hell is this all about? I didn’t know that Rihanna was into fat old dudes, I thought she had a thing for other girls, had I known this I may have made my move on her. Not that I’m old or fat for that matter, but I’m willing to put on a few pounds if it means getting a piece of Rihanna . Maybe not in those stupid high waisted mom pants, but any other time. By the way, my move consists of offering a chick a few hundred dollars for some private time and hoping that she doesn’t have a sense of smell. You’d be surprised at how often it works. Call me.
