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John C. Reilly: ‘The Older I Get, the Less Interested I Am in Seeing My Movies’

When it came time for Mark and Jay Duplass to choose a leading man for Cyrus , their first studio film, it had to be John C. Reilly. The 45-year-old actor has spent much of his career taking what’s on the page and embroidering it with improvisation and inspiration, and that’s the exact approach the Duplasses have spent their last few movies refining. Whether he’s riffing wildly in Talladega Nights or taking a much more controlled approach (as he does in Lynne Ramsay’s upcoming We Need To Talk About Kevin ), Reilly has the ability to make even the craziest lines and behavior of his characters seem utterly natural. Last week, I met up with him at the Four Seasons in Los Angeles to talk about Cyrus , tease Kevin , and discuss his ever-shifting attitude toward his own work.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Midget Legs of the Day

I didn’t realize that midget was offensive until yesterday when I got to talking to some girl and midgets came up in conversation. I started joking around about how disgusting midgets are and how the give would give me nightmares if I had to deal with them more than just crossing the street to avoid them. But then she ruined my fun by showing me a family photo and both her parents were fucking midgets….it was like a sitcom situation you see on TV and get mad at how shitty the writing is to make such an obvious awkward joke…only it was unfortunately real life and the good thing is that I have no soul, I didn’t care, and made more jokes about the shit until she lost her shit and told me to fuck off cuz I was a disgusting pig…and although Hayden Panettiere isn’t an actual midget…she might as well be…since her sex appeal is about on the same level as a midget…but some how she was marketed into being a hot thing a few years ago…something I never understood…but for those of you who still think she’s hot cuz marketing works on you…here are her legs…cuz it turns out girls in shorts aren’t quite as good to jerk off to as girls who are naked and inserting objects inside themselves…..but they are better than nothing….I guess… Pics via Fame

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Salma Hayek’s Mom Nipples of the Day

Salma Hayek is a good fertile Mexican designed to breed….She’s got fat milk filled tits, a fat ass, wide hips ready to drop a new baby every 9 months, and her nipples are like faucets ready to feed a small town and despite having lost her appeal since she’s old and washed up, she’s still got her moments and I guess here’s a glimpse of what was…..and who really cares…cuz as a Mexican she’s automatically a second rate citizen and seeing her ego and celebrity blind her of that, annoys me. She’s the kind of Mexican who forgets she is Mexican the kind of bitch who is trying to be white so hard that she has Mexican staff maintaining her house that she treats like second rate citizens…but I guess her mom tits have the ability to make me ignore that…. Pics via Fame

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Pre-game: South Africa vs Uruguay (16 Jun 2010) | FIFAworldcup.com …

Uruguay has a stronghold defense that can launch counter attacks. Uruguay should be patient throughout the game and wait for the opportunity to score . Why South Africa would win ? South Africa lacks in offense and the ability to counter attack … Both of these teams played a separate boring games and both these teams are raring to score three point that could put them in good position to advance to the next round. This should provide for an exciting game. FIFA World Cup …

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Rue McClanahan — Secret Dirty Jokes

Filed under: Rue McClanahan , Betty White Rue McClanahan will truly be missed … for her smile, her compassion … and her ability to tell a dirty joke. TMZ obtained footage of Rue and her gal pal Betty White from 1985 — in which the ladies swap some R-rated humor … and it’s pretty damn… Read more

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Sean Hayes Can Play Straight Because Tobey Maguire Somehow Paved the Way

By Psychokinesis a Psychic will make a Cloud disappear in May 2010

Making a cloud disappear by psychic psychokinesis power. Video made in May 2010 by amateur psychic T. Chase. Psychokinesis weather control of clouds. A psychic makes a cloud shrink by psychic telekinesis power. I, T. Chase, amateur psychic, focus on a cloud and make it shrink by psychic ESP psychokinesis. Try it yourself. Psychokinesis or psychokinetic power is an ability that humans have but is rarely used. Watch this video and try it yourself. Pick out a cloud or several clouds and focus hard on making it fade away, or grow, chanting cloud disappear or cloud grow as you do. This may even indicate psychic mind over matter telepathic weather control and turning away hurricanes is possible by the dormant mental psychic powers of psychokinesis, if focused strongly enough by powerful psychics with level 5 mind ESP mental psychic power. The only reason I chant during these videos is that it is my way of focusing psychic energy. I find I have to speak in a lower voice to control clouds, it has something to do with the sound. Try it yourself, focus on a cloud and say something like cloud disappear or cloud grow for 5 minutes, and you can make a video of it. I think lots of people can do this. I know for myself it only works with small or medium size clouds, I can't make thunderstorms disappear. If enough of us cloud shrinkers would put cloud shrinking or growing videos on online then maybe people would start to believe in this ability. You could also try having several people focus on a cloud, the ability might be more powerful then. Also, try making the wind blow on a calm day. Think of the possible applications for psychic weather control such as bringing rain to drought areas. Watch this video and try it yourself, you may find this is something you can do, you also may be a cloud shrinker. If you are a cloud shrinker, then if you post a video of cloud shrinking, or cloud growth, you will help prove that many people can do this. And there may be someone out there who can make a thunderstorm disappear, that would make quite a video. This ability may come from Neanderthal Man, recently it has been found that people of European origin have some Neanderthal genes. This page of my web site shows my psychokinesis videos in detail with still pictures from them: http://revelation13.net/psychic.html My web site: http://revelation13.net Copyright 2010 by T. Chase. From the Revelation13.net web site, for more on this see Revelation13.net (Revelation 13: Prophecies of the Future, Astrology, Nostradamus, Bible Prophecy, the King James version English Bible Code.) added by: revelation13

The iPad + Velcro = The Ultimate Electronic? (Video)

What do you get when you combine the iPad with two strips of Velcro? Apparently, the ultimate device-killer. Northern California filmmaker Jesse Rosten put together a video showing how mounting an iPad on two strips of Velcro could mean the ability to ditch the majority of electronics in your home. Well…within reason. Check out some funny and creative uses for the iPad, made all the easier with the addition of Velcro … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Lee DeWyze’s Friends Reveal ‘American Idol’ Finalist’s Improv Skills

‘He’ll look at the pool table and sing a song about it,’ Brian Friedopfer tells MTV News. By Gil Kaufman Brian Friedopfer, Lee DeWyze’s Friend Photo: MTV News We’ve gotten to know Lee DeWyze, 24, a bit on “American Idol” this season. We’ve learned that he struggled a bit in high school, used to work at a paint store and that he can make even an old “Idol” chestnut like “Hallelujah” feel brand-new again . But the one thing nobody has talked about, that his friends and family say is actually one of Lee’s strongest skills, is his ability to improvise lyrics on the spot. There’s not really room on the show to freestyle, but if you believe his karaoke pal Brian Friedopfer, 27, Lee can throw down off the top of the dome with the best of them. “He always had [his guitar] in his car or if we were at a bar during the summer … he’ll bust it out [and] we’ll have sing-a-longs. Everybody would be doing harmonies. He’ll make up lyrics on the spot,” Friedopfer recalled. “It’s crazy. He’ll sing a song about a bottle of beer, about anything. He’ll look at the pool table and sing a song about it. … I don’t think you’re going to have the ability to see it on the show, unfortunately.” DeWyze’s sister, Sarah DeWyze-Salas, 26, said Lee would show off his on-the-spot skills during family vacations as well. “Every year, we used to go on vacation, [and] we would sit around the campfire, and he would go, one-by-one, just making up something about us,” she recalled during a viewing party in support of the onetime high school hell-raiser in his hometown last week. “He’s always been really, really good at making things up and having fun with us.” His old boss at Mt. Prospect Paint, Bill Lagattolla, told a similar tale, recalling that on slow Sundays, Lee would bring in his guitar and jam, making up new words to old songs or riffing off of customers and co-workers in the store and making up lyrics to improvised jams to pass the time. During his senior year at Forest View Alternative school, assistant dean Dave Winsauer said Lee used his unique skills to make a long class trip down to Atlanta much more bearable. “I brought my guitar and … Lee played the guitar in the van most of the way down there, and … he would just start playing a blues riff or something like that and start making up songs about the different kids in the van or me,” Winsauer laughed. “He was great. He was hilarious.” In fact, DeWyze was so good at making up songs on the spot, Winsauer tried to get the teenager to try out for the famous Second City comedy troupe in Chicago to see if he could motivate the budding singer/songwriter to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. Another friend, Mike Corsi, 27, who met DeWyze in high school detention more than nine years ago, said in addition to being a decent beatboxer (watch out, Blake Lewis ), Lee could riff a song off anything he saw. “You would talk to him, and you would start telling a story, and then he’d cut you off and sing a song about yourself,” Corsi said. “I’m a deli manager for Jewel-Osco food stores, and I would be talking to him, and then all of a sudden he’d be like, ‘In the deli!’ ” before taking off and singing a few free-association verses about his friend’s supermarket gig. That talent also came in handy when the perpetually broke twosome would go hang out at a local Denny’s and not even have enough change to buy coffee. “Lee would be in the back booth playing his songs, and they just kind of let it go,” he said, alluding to an unspoken free-coffee-for-fresh-tunes quid pro quo. Would you like Lee to show off his improv skills on “Idol”? Let us know in the comments! Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions. Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Top 3 Visit Their Hometowns ‘American Idol’ Season Nine Performances

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Roman Polanski’s Bullshit Accuser of the Day

So this bitch, who I am not going to bother naming because I know she is up on this accusing Roman Polanski for raping her just to get noticed. I am not saying that they never fucked, I am just saying that at 42, bringing out something from when she was 16, is pretty fucking suspect…. Not to mention that these are pictures of her at 18 and I think it’s pretty obvious this busty whore was a Lolita who seduced the motherfucker, or who may have even been in a relationship with Polanski, but 30 years later, decides that shit affected her on an emotional level….she needs to stop worrying about who fucked her and should focus on going and fucking herself. I hate these crybaby whores… 16 is legal where I am from and as a man who has had sex with a 16 year old, it is pretty obvious that they know exactly what they are doing, how to do it, where to do it, and I don’t ever ask why they do it, I just know that I was never their first, because the kind of girl who fucks older men when they are teenagers, is the kind of girl who has fucked before and likes fucking…. I highly doubt Polanski had to put much manipulation or trickery to get this shit’s cunt, but have a feeling she did then what she is doing now, which is clearly anything that will get her famous, noticed, or work. I hate bitches like this. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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