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Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Renee Olstead is some young actress popstar from Texas who was probably whored out by her parents… She was on the one TV show that I am pretty sure gave me a shout out…called The Secret Life of the American Teenager…. I guess that was the original Pretty Little Liars…not that I know anything about these teen things…I like my girls in their 20s and broken…less dumb…and more experienced to make me cum… That said, here she is for some magazine I’ve never heard of… But the highlight of her career is HER STRATEGIC LEAKED NUDES ….because I love leaked nudes…and more importantly…THEM TITS ARE HUGE… Does she matter, does anything really matter? I mean seriously…evrything, and everyone is bullshit…but as long as I can look at their tits…they are ok… The post Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Young by Janneke Storm of the Day

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Sophie Young is not all that hot, but then again, who decides what is hot or not, I would argue that what she is doing in her bathing suit, like pulling out her tit, is in fact hot, making what seemingly is not that hot about her, substantially hotter….it’s all about personality, composure, attitude and confidence…it’s like someone who I think has no business being a model, believes she can be a model, and even gets half naked and pulls her tits out for that belief, when I think she’s got no chance…it takes balls…and although balls on girls isn’t something I dig…at least not when they try to put them in my mouth…thanks TINDER for the lies you’ve delivered to me…but I do like balls…when they are figurative and mean TITTY PICS…I’m pretty typical like that…even when I’m not a tit guy… The post Sophie Young by Janneke Storm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Terry Richardson’s Naked Hitchhiker of the Day

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Terry Richardson took his girl…who is probably an aspiring model in her early 20s, despite him being in his 40s, thanks to being Terry Richardson, and super important and relevant in the fashion photography world…not to mention rich as fuck, since he gets paid 50,000 dollars a day, he has the ability to lure in talent…into his heart..because based on his photos, he just seems like a monogamous kind of guy, looking for a typical family in the suburbs, making me feel like this is some kind of Honeymoon photo album, and if this isn’t true love…I don’t know what it is…and I’ll have to go back to the drawing board on all my romantic beliefs…of guy is rich and famous and can offer you the life you want, girl is a model into what he does and willing to get naked in snapshots hoping to be seen, but more importantly, willing to use her vagina to satisfy his perversions on the drive through the desert… Interesting.. The post Terry Richardson’s Naked Hitchhiker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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OUCH: Man Breaks His Peen During Intercourse…Says He Actually Heard It Snap In Half

Posted on March 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man Breaks Penis During Intercourse, Rushed To Emergency Room All we can really say is… yikes . Via MailOnline : A man was left in agony after fracturing his penis during sex. The 42-year-old had to undergo emergency surgery after snapping a fibrous membrane inside the organ. His erect phallus had inadvertently collided with his partner’s perineum, the area in front of the anus. The man heard a snap, felt his penis become immediately flaccid, and noticed a rush of blood from the tip. He was rushed to the A&E department of a Boston hospital as he was suffering severe pain, according to a case report in the New England Journal of Medicine. The snap had led to a tear in the corpus cavernosa’s sheath, which meant blood leaked out, creating swelling. It was forced out of his body through the urethra, the tube by which a man passes urine, which is why he saw blood coming out of the end of his penis. When he arrived at hospital, he was taken straight to the operating room for emergency repair. Fortunately, the man, who was seen three and six months after surgery, regained his ability to obtain an erection – without any noticeable curvature or plaque forming in his penis. Well at least it still works! Judging by how severe these breaks can get, this guy ought to consider himself lucky .

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Nicki Minaj & Safaree Samuels Profess Their Love For Each Other On Their 11th Anniversary

Posted on March 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Nicki Minaj and her ex-Safaree “Scaff Beezy” Samuels are once again getting fans riled up on social media after the two appeared to commemorate on…

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Empire Venturing Into Little Discussed Area Of Bipolar Disorder

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Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks…. Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models… The post Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Pataky is an actress…best known for her appearance on Snakes on a Plane… She’s Spanish and I love Spanish food….so I guess by default I love Spanish women..since they are the ones cooking it…. She’s old…and I don’t love old, but I don’t mind old when it looks like this in a bathing suit…especially after having 3 Chris Hemsworth babies… From what I’ve been told about Spain, other than that the women are “passionate” and by passionate I mean insane and will cut off your dick if you look at another girl…is that they don’t wear bathing suit tops, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here…but clearly somewhere down the line we are being lied to… But based on google, she’s not into being topless, or maybe she’s really into being topless, because she sued a magazine for posting topless pics of her and got 310,000 Euros for it…probably a better pay day than anything she’s done… Making her not very Spanish at all…but I guess it’s a good marketing hook. The post Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I met a pornstar the other day who used to date one of Ariana Grande’s ex-boyfriends… Her insight on Ariana Grande is that she was a creeper. An opportunist..but more interestingly, she said she was a girl who fucked EVERYBODY…and ANYBODY…and that it was a known thing in the industry that her ability to take Big Sean’s Big Dick was not being genetically pre-disposed to having a big vagina, but rather working her vagina to get to that point of easy access..all in efforts to create this career she now has….and superstar she now is…which I guess was totally worth it.. I am just amazed at how tiny her body is, and her ability to take such large things inside said body…and every time I look at her a wonder what the science behind it all is…and realize the answer is that she’s a whore and this is what whores do…FUN!!! I mean, unless the porn chick was lying, which I can’t imagine would be the case, since pornstars are some of the most honest, well rounded people out there….right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere Looking Old Playing with Kim Kardashian of the Day

Posted on February 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m just joking. Kim Kardashian isn’t this cute. If this was a pic of Hayden Panettiere rolling around in a pile of human feces…that’d be a little more representative of her playing with Kim Kardashian….but I figure since everyone is so obsessed with Kim Kardashian…everything I look at is Kim Kardashian…I can’t avoid her…they are brain washing me…and I don’t like it…luckily I have the ability to stab the fuck out of my eyes..if it gets much worse…. The post Hayden Panettiere Looking Old Playing with Kim Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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