I don’t know if this is gay or not, but every time I see Behati Prinsloo, I smell Adam Levine’s sperm…not that I know what sperm smells like, even though I theoretically have sperm, and probably always smell of sperm, making me desensitized to sperm smells, but not making the girls I sperm on desensitized because they always seem to throw up when they come in contact with it… I think it is more of a figurative thing….where all I see is his annoying face any time I try to think she’s hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
The biggest contribution Kate Winslet has had in my life is the ability to say to girls I am trying to fuck “come over and let me paint you like Jack painted Rose in Titanic”…because apparently girls, at least the old, sad, depressed their lives have no romance girls that I talk to…love Titanic as much as James Cameron because it made him stupid fucking rich…even though he was already stupid fucking rich… So every time I see pics of her, even though she’s pushing 40….or is 40…it brings back all the girls I’ve roped in with her tits…magical fucking tits… The post Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Rosie Hungtington is one of these high fashion, probably cunty and snobby, models who I assume laughs at all the American models, with their fatness, while sipping her pompous, pretentious, royal cup of tea back home in England…because English people are either fancy, classy and elegant, even when raging and snorting tons of cocaine…or they are gutter as fuck…toothless and impossible to understand…. She’s probably some perfume line, because she’s obviously into promoting all kinds of nonsense all the fucking time, and she’s doing it just in time for Valentines day, I’m sure by coincidence, wearing pink lingerie showing enough side tit to notice….and I am all for it, because I am a fan of her, and her ability to make bald men have hope….that they too can get a hot model…if they work out, get in movies and make millions.
Click to Subscribe! – http://bit.ly/SubHTV Hollywood TV is your source for daily celebrity news and gossip! Yolanda Foster revealed in a blog post “I have lost the ability to read,write, or…
Here is Miley Cyrus demonstrating her ability to use her big long lesbian hipster tongue to lick ass while jerking dudes off because it brings her minor excitement in her otherwise jaded life…You know now that she’s got it all…the fame and fortune – there’s little else but ass licking to make her feel like a diryt little whore and girls LOVE being dirty little whores – especially when this is their actual talent and that song and dance shit is just to help pay for hotels where she can take on that ass licking…
Mara Teigen is a superstar INSTAGRAM MODEL …who for a while I just assumed was the hotter sister of the troll who fucked her way into a wallet and possibly into Sports Illustrated…to help maintain her place in that wallet she fucked her way into…but apparently they aren’t related… Henrick Purienne is one of my favorite EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHERS of our generation…I mean the guy takes insane pictures.. They came together – for this campaign. I think it’s something corporate and thus not very erotic…but I believe in your creepiness and your ability to cum to anything…so maybe you can get to that. Weirdo.
Hilarious Gallery Of Snapchat Fails New-age photo messaging app Snapchat opened Pandora’s Box and gave everyone the ability to make terrible decisions that vanish in seconds which explains its global popularity and the thousands of hilariously wacky (and mostly creepy) Snapchat photos on the internet. Hit the jump for the funniest Snapchat FAILS you’ll ever see.
We reported on Daniele Watts being detained , handcuffed, and humiliated by LAPD after she showed public affection to her white husband, Brian James Lucas. The “PIGS” thought she was a “prostitute.” Now, Daniele took to her facebook to tell about the incident: Today I was handcuffed and detained by 2 police officers from the Studio City Police Department after refusing to agree that I had done something wrong by showing affection, fully clothed, in a public place. When the officer arrived, I was standing on the sidewalk by a tree. I was talking to my father on my cell phone. I knew that I had done nothing wrong, that I wasn’t harming anyone, so I walked away. A few minutes later, I was still talking to my dad when 2 different police officers accosted me and forced me into handcuffs. As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!!!!!!! I was sitting in that back of this cop car, filled with adrenaline, my wrist bleeding in pain, and it occurred to me, that even there, I STILL HAD POWER OVER MY OWN SPIRIT. Those cops could not stop me from expressing myself. They could not stop the cathartic tears and rage from flowing out of me. They could not force me to feel bad about myself. Yes, they had control over my physical body, but not my emotions. My feelings. My spirit was, and still is FREE. I will continue to look any “authority figure” in the eye without fear. NO POLICE OFFICER OR GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ME. WE ARE EQUALS. I KNOW THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE FREE BECAUSE THAT IS THE NATURE OF MY SPIRIT. And moreover, I deeply enjoyed connecting with the cops who detained me. I allowed myself to be honest about my anger, frustration, and rage as tears flowed from my eyes. The tears I cry for a country that calls itself “the land of the free and the home of the brave” and yet detains people for claiming that very right. Today I exist with courage, knowing that I am blessed to have experienced what I did today. All of those feelings, no matter how uncomfortable. These feelings are what builds my internal strength, my ability to grow through WHATEVER may happen to me. That internal knowing is what guides me in this world. Not the law, not fear, not mistrust of government or cops or anything else. In this moment there is a still small voice whispering to me. It says: You are love. You are free. You are pure. This is ridiculous. Black men and women have been going through this… FOREVER it seems. Facebook -youtube
I don’t normally do a ton of posts on Ariana Grande , but since I know how much you perverts love the former Nickelodeon star/up-and-coming pop star hottie, here she is at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards . And I’ve got to admit, Ariana’s looking super cute in all that skintight leather. In fact, I think she’s definitely got everything it takes to become a big star someday: the ability to give yours truly a pants fire in 5 seconds flat. The rest is all just politics and luck. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
Kylie Jenner was involved in yet another car crash this week, one that caused thousands of dollars to Kylie’s new Range Rover , according to a report. No word if Los Angeles County has issued a warning to all motorists to clear the road if Kylie’s barreling down on them, because her driving history? Not what you’d call stellar. And it’s only been a year! Kylie claims she was driving home from Katsuya in Glendale, Calif., when a woman in another car got cut off, swerved into her lane and rear ended her . If that’s true – and it’s what she told parents Kris and Bruce Jenner, so take that for whatever it’s worth – she might not be at fault from a legal standpoint. Her track record, though? Well, to recap … The 17-year-old caused a multi-car crash a year ago, just 18 days after she got her license, busting up her Sweet 16 Mercedes SUV hard. Just last month, Kylie was pulled over and ticketed for tinted windows and driving with a teenager; she’s not old enough to drive minors. She was ticketed for speeding in January. You might want to steer clear of her, literally, on the road … and possibly steer clear of these Kylie Jenner photos as well if you’re over a certain age: 19 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner 1. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Pic Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old.
