We already know that dogs can play soccer . Surprisingly well, in fact. But did you also know that canines can play billiards? Likely better than a majority of the population? The following video serves as (quasi) proof of this statement, as an adorable pet gets up on two legs and shows unexpected skills in the area of throwing balls into holes. He’s even better at it than James Franco… if you know what we mean! Check out the funny footage now: Dog Plays Billiards What else are dogs good at? Making us feel REALLY guilty. Like, guiltier than our mother-in-laws. To wit: 12 Dogs Who Lay on a Guilt Trip Worse Than Your Mother-in-Law 1. Sad Golden Retriever Studies have proven that it is physically impossible for human beings to say no to a dog when it makes this face.
Episode one of LeAnn & Eddie signaled a new low for reality TV, as the Z-list couple giggled their way through 22 minutes of scripted nonsense with all the believability of a 4th grade production of Hamlet . One week ago, we never would’ve thought it possible, but episode two actually might be worse. Things start off innocently enough with Cibrian and Rimes enjoying a catered dinner at home so that they can avoid the paparazzi. No really, Eddie said that. Fortunately, Cibrian doesn’t joke about LeAnn’s eating disorder during the meal, but his other attempts at being funny include a toast to getting laid and jokes about his love of prostitutes. What a guy! Eddie’s well-rehearsed schtick falls flat, of course, but there are plenty of unintentionally hilarious moments in the episode, such as when Eddie reveals that he didn’t know the TV show Dallas was filmed in Dallas. Seriously. That brings us to the main storyline of tonight’s episode, as Eddie agonizes over the decision of whether he should spend seven months in Dallas shooting a recurring role on the series or stay home with LeAnn. When you look up “no brainer” on Wikipedia, it’s just a YouTube clip from this episode. LeAnn & Eddie Trailer But before that dramatic tension can be resolved, we have to suffer through an inane, sitcommy B-plot in which LeAnn’s “friends” encourage her to get back to her “southern roots.” LeAnn spends some time sitting around with the actors being paid to pretend they like her, and talks about how badly Brandi Glanville needs to go to rehab, all while getting midday sloshed at brunch. Next, LeAnn lies to her friends about being able to ride an ATV, and proceeds to look even more awkward and out of place as usual as they all go four-wheeling for some reason. Then, because it’s in his contract that he be depicted doing something manly in every scene, Eddie is tuning up his car when his agent calls to basically tell him he’d be an idiot to pass up the Dallas gig. Meanwhile, LeAnn takes her girlfriends to a gay country bar where she proves that dancing is yet another thing that she sucks at. She then gets drunk enough to actually sing a song on stage. (Didn’t she used to do that professionally?) But as foolish as LeAnn looks, Eddie proves he’s the real dumbass in the relationship when he passes up his first real acting gig in forever in order to stay with LeAnn. The job probably would’ve paid pretty well, so it’s a good thing she was hammered when he broke the news. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Pics: Happy Home-Wreckers 1. LeAnn Rimes With Eddie Cibrian Photo LeAnn Rimes with Eddie Cibrian. They got married more than two years ago now.
I always wonder if these girls with their one tricks ever get boring…because I find everything boring and thus I am a bad judge of this kind of thing I am so desensitized that I don’t get boners watching porn. I don’t get excited hanging with models. Rich people can offer to take me to magical fucking places and I’d rather sit on my couch and do nothing…so to me…it’s just a girl, showing off her fitness, putting in work…and justifying why she gets paid a lot of money…none of that shit matters…but visually..this is alright…it ames me think she’d be good at riding dick…which as a fat man…is all I am into…now if only I had a dick big enough to ride…then maybe dreams could come true and I could find a fit strong lady with vagina muscles that can rip off my dick…so that I don’t have to look at this model building out her new brand…
Here’s my issue. She’s a fucking model. She makes millions. Rumored reports say she makes 50 million dollars a year. At that rate. Bitch better know how to fucking pose without make-up and bitch better took fucking food doing it. I am not impressed by Sonia Rykiel pointing out that top paid models, who may have been born dudes, who have “2 kids” and are in their 30s…look better than you without make-up. I don’t really see how this is a statement at all. “No Filter”. “Not Retouched”….when using a high paid model means nothing… It’s the actors who get retouched because they are overrated scum that we want to see unretouched…those plastic, phoney talentless hacks who fucked their way to the top… Not models…models are about this life..and being hot…this is hardly impressive…but then again..either is Gisele
Saturday July 12th, and Sunday July 13th, 2014 Location: The Balzer Theater at Herren’s 84 Luckie Street NW Atlanta, GA. 30303 Actors Workshop Schedule: Saturday,…
Someone just emailed me Sophie Turner’s criminal record and mug shot and it made me laugh. For those of you who don’t know who Sophie Turner is, She’s an Australian celebrity who dropped out of Law School, because she won some kind of Australian reality show about being a model, moved to LA to continue her quest of stardom, the USA didn’t give a fuck, despite her attempts to get noticed by the paparazzi but instead she just turned to twitter for attention… she got married for a Greencard, went back to law school and is now a lawyer…and is now getting arrested for 273.6 of the California Penal Law …despite her normally being more about the penal to further her acting career that never was…and lawyer career that must be comical every time her fake tits give you legal advice… So someone sent me these documents from when she got arrested for domestic violence, beating her husband. It was back in March, but she’s so irrelevant that’s how long it takes for this shit to trickle in…in fact she’s probably the one who sent it to me, since I’ve been around since 2004 and I am probably the only person who knows she exists…
I’ve never heard of Kim Matula, but I have seen her nipple, all thanks to some strategic dress planning for some EMMY bullshit that happened yesterday or the day before… Apparently, she’s some 26 year old Texan who is on Bold and the Beautiful, where I guess she plays the Bold, you know the kind of bitch who would pull out her tit on the red carpet of the only event she is probably invited to attend, as being a Soap Star is the equivalent of being a porn star, without the nudity, and the actors who play soap stars and debatably less talented than the actors who are in porn…and the reality is more middle aged fat women masturbate to Soap Operas than they do porn, so maybe Soap Operas are considered porn…either way…nipple. #450911014 / gettyimages.com #450902622 / gettyimages.com
If you want to see what a temptress, harlot, home wrecking opportunistic slut who was at one point a lesbian for publicity, only to become a Johnny Depp girlfriend publicity, knowing that it would propel her career, a career she feels she deserves nothing but the best A-List jobs in, because she’s like all other actors, an ego…in a bra for a magazine…. Here’s Amber Heard….
When popular actor Samuel L. Jackson speaks, people definitely listen. Jackson’s liberal opinions have a group of porn actors boycotting mad because they feel he…
Hollywood has a bit of a Peter Pan complex sometimes never wanting its child actors to grow up. But grow up they must as people do. Occasionally, the actors and actresses we love as children make the transition to adult stars … sometimes making a pit stop as amateur porn stars … before going on to transition successfully into adult actors known for more than just their childhood roles. Sometimes those transitions are less successful and we spend their infamous adulthoods wondering what happened? (Drugs and alcohol happened, that’s what. Looking at you, Lindsay Lohan .) Others, like second-time mama Drew Barrymore , go through seriously rough growing pains and emerge on the other side bigger and better than anyone could have imagined. Maybe there’s hope for LiLo yet. And then there’s Leonardo DiCaprio who just gets better and better with age. Seriously. He’s a fine wine. Take a look at these 21 child actors who grew up and stayed famous. Or infamous. 21 Child Celebrities Then and Now Open Slideshow 1. Anna Paquin Anna Paquin won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in The Piano. She went on to play Rogue and Sookie Stackhouse. Not too bad. View As List 1. Anna Paquin Anna Paquin won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in The Piano. She went on to play Rogue and Sookie Stackhouse. Not too bad. 2. Amanda Bynes Okay, so we didn’t say they were ALL success stories. Amanda Bynes was a delightful child star whose hard-partying ways caught up to her. Kind of like another star we know… 3. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan had a bright, bright future when she hit the scene. And then her star went completely out and now she can’t even keep a reality show afloat. 4. Britney Spears Britney Spears got her start as a Mousketeer (like a few more faces we’ll see in this gallery). Now she’s a headliner in Las Vegas. 5. Christina Aguilera Teen singing rival to Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera was also a Mouseketeer. She managed to keep her nose clean while growing up and landed a job on The Voice. 6. Christina Ricci Famous for playing Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci was a rising star in the 90s. She’s kept an air of mystery through the years. 7. Dakota Fanning Dakota Fanning started making films when she was in kindergarten. She eventually landed herself a role on Twilight. Not sure if that’s good or bad. 8. Daniel Radcliffe Daniel Radcliffe was only part of the way through filming the Harry Potter franchise when he decided to shed his child-star image by performing in the nude in Equus. Yep. That’ll do it. 9. Drew Barrymore Perhaps one of the most successful child stars to make it as an adult is Drew Barrymore. She’s still setting trends with that hair of hers. 10. Elijah Wood Elijah Wood will forever and always be Frodo Baggins no matter what. Unless he pulls a Daniel Radcliffe and gets naked on Broadway. Maybe. 11. Justin Timberlake Before he was a sex symbol, Justin Timberlake was a Mouseketeer and boyfriend to one Britney Jean Spears. 12. Kirsten Dunst Kirsten Dunst is still making headlines these days, though it’s for the controversial things she says and not so much the movies she’s in. 13. Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardi DiCaprio is like a fine wine. He just keeps getting better and better with age. 14. Macaulay Culkin Once upon a time, Macaulay Culkin ordered pizza while he was home alone. Now Macaulay Culkin eats pizza and sings about it. 15. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are probably among the absolute most famous child stars ever. EVER. 16. Neil Patrick Harris From Doogie Howser to Hedwig to Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris is still amazing. 17. Rupert Grint Rupert Grint might be Ron Weasley, but as an adult Rupert Grint is just sort of hot. While he’s not making too many films right now, we certainly have hopes that will change. 18. Ryan Gosling Hey, girl. Check out Ryan Gosling as a child star and check out Ryan Gosling’s pecs now. 19. Shia LeBeouf So maybe Shia LeBeouf’s success is on the decline, but he sure did have a good run between the time he was a kid and the time he went crazy. 20. Emma Watson Emma Watson is working her way up the Hollywood ladder by making smart choices and staying out of trouble. Good girl, Emma!
