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Joanna And Marta Krupa Are Deadly Hot

The only thing I can think of that’s better than a hottie like Joanna Krupa … Is two hotties like Joanna Krupa . Alright so these are shots of Joanna and her sister Marta, but it’s close enough. These two have got to be some of the hottest sisters out there. Here they are laughing and hanging out and posing for the cameras in their tight jeans and tube tops. I love it. I want to be the meat in this delicious Krupa sandwich.

Erin Heatherton Is Pure Perfection

The last few days I’ve been finishing things off with some really sexy shots of supermodels in hot little lingerie, that’s when they’re at their finest you know, so I decided I might as well keep it going. Here’s Erin Heatherton showing off her amazing physique in all kinds of Victoria’s Secret undies. This is the chick that Leonardo DiCaprio is banging now right? Unbelievable. I need to substantially increase my bank account. I don’t think chicks like this go for thousandaires. Her loss.

Erin Heatherton Is Pure Perfection

The last few days I’ve been finishing things off with some really sexy shots of supermodels in hot little lingerie, that’s when they’re at their finest you know, so I decided I might as well keep it going. Here’s Erin Heatherton showing off her amazing physique in all kinds of Victoria’s Secret undies. This is the chick that Leonardo DiCaprio is banging now right? Unbelievable. I need to substantially increase my bank account. I don’t think chicks like this go for thousandaires. Her loss.

Alexis Bellino’s Big “Real Housewife” Breasts

I don’t watch any of that Real Housewives Of Whatever crap, if I wanted to deal with broads who do nothing but complain and bitch all day I would have gotten married years ago, but after finding these shots of Alexis Bellino I might have to start. Obviously those massive glasses are covering up any evidence of her real age, but that body is looking really damn good. Look at that big tasty front meat. Awesome. I’d marry this chick for a few months. I don’t know what Team Alexis is all about, but I want to join. Call me.

Lindsay Ellingson, Doutzen Kroes & Erin Heatherton Are Just Too Hot

When is it going to be my time? How come I don’t get invited to parties like this? What the hell does a blogger have to do? Here are Victoria’s Secret models Lindsay Ellingson , Doutzen Kroes and Erin Heatherton getting all sexy together at some sort of Victoria’s Secret party last night. Not fair. I own a suit you know. I guess it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to be in the same room with this many hotties, I think erections are frowned upon at these events.

Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

The one thing worse than a pregnant lingerie model is pictures of a pregnant lingerie model….you see cuz I like my lingerie models, like Adriana Lima, best when they pretended to be millionaire virgins cuz the catholic church that brain washed them in Brazil as children insist that’s the right way… The same catholic church that bred all the trannies exported to American tranny porn from brazil…. The same catholic church responsible for the high Aids rate in Brazil….cuz everyone’s doing anal unprotected…screwed up in the messages of the pope about virginity and contraception…. So looking at Adriana Lima’s pregnant belly button thru her dress depresses me, the end of an era round 2, even though she’ll bounce back…but her vagina will never be the same…and that is unfortunate…thank god for the new blood…. Here’s the close-up: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

Miley Cyrus’ Reveals Her Bra

As far as wardrobe malfunctions go, I give this a three and a half. Obviously Miley Cyrus meant for us to see her bra, that or she got dressed in the dark, but this hipster cardigan look isn’t working for me. If you’re going to do it, do it, lose the sweater and let the girls do what they’re going to do. Just a bra as a top is a look I could handle catching on with a few hipsters, height and weight proportionate hipsters of course.

Amy Childs Works Her Impressive Figure

I wouldn’t say that Amy Childs is best known for her booty, we all know just how ample her bosom is, but I’ve got to say I’m pretty impressed. Here she is showing off her tasty posterior and even tastier breasts in her fancy lacy dress. I normally prefer big breasted, big haired blondes, but I can get into this redheaded business. Are they allowed out at night? Because I need to take this beauty to a fancy restaurant to show her off.

Amy Childs Works Her Impressive Figure

I wouldn’t say that Amy Childs is best known for her booty, we all know just how ample her bosom is, but I’ve got to say I’m pretty impressed. Here she is showing off her tasty posterior and even tastier breasts in her fancy lacy dress. I normally prefer big breasted, big haired blondes, but I can get into this redheaded business. Are they allowed out at night? Because I need to take this beauty to a fancy restaurant to show her off.

Miranda Kerr’s Tight Supermodel Goodness

I get a lot of pictures of hotties and not so hotties heading to the gym in spandex yoga or pilates costumes, but rarely anything as hot as this. Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr showing everyone what a yoga outfit is supposed to look like. Jesus! Obviously she’s a supermodel and this is what she gets paid to do, but come on. I know she doesn’t have giant breasts or anything, but she’s so damn skinny that they still look pretty impressive. Especially with the sun hitting them just right. Awesome.