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Adriana Lima Makes Bikini Sexy Faces

I’m not sure what to tell you, I was trying to think of something clever or witty to say about these pictures of Adriana Lima in her bikini, but I’m drawing a blank. It probably has something to do with all the blood rushing south from my brain. Anyhow, you shouldn’t even be reading this garbage, there’s a half naked supermodel making sexy faces right above these words. Right there. How do I make one of those arrows with = and > to point up? You get the idea.

Amy Childs’ Big Breasts Work The Catwalk

I wouldn’t have thought that busty British hottie Amy Childs would ever be used to work the cat walk, not that she’s ugly or anything thing I just don’t think she’s a classic runway model, but that’s exactly what’s happening here. I can see her modeling bikinis or slutty Halloween costumes or hosting a Senor Frog’s wet t-shirt contest, but actual clothing is a little weird. Although I bet her big fat breasts looked pretty awesome bouncing down that runway. Hot.

Amy Childs And Her Big Beautiful Breasts

If you’re going to get someone to model your lingerie for you, you could go the beautiful skinny supermodel route with any number of Brazilian hotties, or you could go the busty British glamor model route and have your underwear featured here on this site. That’s exactly where Amy Childs comes in. Obviously I don’t know who makes the actual outfits, not that I really care, I just enjoy staring at those big beautiful breasts of hers. When do we get the video of those things bouncing around on a trampoline? You know she’s up for it.

Amy Childs And Her Big Beautiful Breasts

If you’re going to get someone to model your lingerie for you, you could go the beautiful skinny supermodel route with any number of Brazilian hotties, or you could go the busty British glamor model route and have your underwear featured here on this site. That’s exactly where Amy Childs comes in. Obviously I don’t know who makes the actual outfits, not that I really care, I just enjoy staring at those big beautiful breasts of hers. When do we get the video of those things bouncing around on a trampoline? You know she’s up for it.

Elsa Hosk Shows Us Her Pink

Judging by how comfortable this gorgeous Elsa Hosk specimen looks with her pink undies sticking out of those sexy little short shorts, I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s a Victoria’s Secret supermodel. You can’t get anything past this guy. I don’t know what exactly Pink Nation is, but if it involves hotties like this I want in. Is there an application I need to fill out or do I just have to make a cash donation. Call me.

Micaela Schaefer Public Bikini Goodness

Obviously I still don’t know who this Micaela Schaefer chick is, finding that out would take effort and I’m just not that kind of guy. Besides, I kind of like our anonymous internet affair, it makes it seem that much dirtier. Here she is again walking around some sort of convention center in her sexy little bikini and douchebag trucker hat. I like it. Any woman who’s not afraid to walk around in public half naked is alright with me. I want to make sweet hump with her. Call me.

Whitney Port’s Golden Delicious Legs

I want to make some silly comment about how Whitney Port kinda looks like she’s wearing her grandmother’s fancy old lady lingerie while she’s out on the town last night, but those long legs of hers are distracting me, so I don’t really care. Those things would look awesome wrapped around my head. I don’t necessarily mean that in a sexual way either perverts, she can slip into a bikini and climb on my shoulders in a swimming pool and they’d still look awesome.

Adriana Lima Makes Everything Alright

After seeing that picture of Jessica Simpson naked and pregnant , I needed something to get things back on track, my erection was really confused. Here’s supermodel Adriana Lima modeling a nice set of bras and underwear to help ease things along. That’s more like it. There’s no way that Jessica’s stomach is ever going to look like this, I’m sorry, but it’s just not going to happen. Sure Adriana’s a supermodel and probably doesn’t eat a whole hell of a lot, but Jessica’s belly is stretched out as far as humanly possible. She’s going to look like she’s wearing a few skin colored fanny packs after she has that kid. Gross. Get it out of your mind. Adriana Lima … Awesome.

Adriana Lima Vs. Doutzen Kroes

I’m not sure what these pictures are for, or what they’re supposed to mean, but they seem to be some sort of battle between supermodels Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes . A Battle between two half naked hotties like this is alright with me. Clearly I don’t know anything about fashion because this just looks weird, still really hot, but kind of weird. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be turned on or frightened. Either way, I like it.

Adriana Lima Vs. Doutzen Kroes

I’m not sure what these pictures are for, or what they’re supposed to mean, but they seem to be some sort of battle between supermodels Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes . A Battle between two half naked hotties like this is alright with me. Clearly I don’t know anything about fashion because this just looks weird, still really hot, but kind of weird. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be turned on or frightened. Either way, I like it.