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Taylor Swift’s Leg and a Tube Top for Drake’s 30th Birthday of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift was at Drake’s 30th birthday, which means that Drake pre-30 accomplished more in music than so many people, all thanks to everyone being fucking drones who follow the fucking leader, so that they are all the fucking same….and this Jewish boy from Toronto, no longer a boy is cashing the fuck in on it…with love songs…that all go viral…and obviously the female version of him…another opportunist bullshitting the world with their heavily marketed and viral music…making hundreds of millions of dollars who is also viral in more ways than one – thanks to all the sex she has – at least that’s the rumor – would be there….dressed racy and edgy, because she hangs with models and is so fashionable….and no longer the wholesome country girl she once pretended to be….back when she was establishing herself as a singer songwriter with boy crazy, anti-feminist, boy obsession dog shit music… Whenever I look at her – I see a fucking lie….and today…we also see some stomach, no belly button…and thigh…which rhymes with lie…and is the basis of the complex lyrics that both her and drake put togther in their songs…I missed my calling as being a dancing puppet to stupid songs…but instead I get to blog about it like a teen girl for about 10 dollars or less a day…good DEAL. Either way, look at celebs using other celebs to increase their position, leveraging each other’s audiences, sucking up to each other because they are industry and must maintain…it’s so insincere….garbage people. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is pretending to cum as she plays the piano because it makes her so much money… The post Taylor Swift’s Leg and a Tube Top for Drake’s 30th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Pussy Flash of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look – It’s Lady Gaga’s pussy flap…at least that’s what it’s supposed to be…it may just be her testicles stretched out…or my imagination and just part of her gunt..that you know hangs over her pussy and/or dick, making it look smaller than it actual is…something I can relate to…only I am as small as you’d expect when seeing it burried in my fat…. I guess what I am saying is that I’m not into Lady Gaga genitals, or looking up her short legs, but how great is looking up these short short legs on normal girls who aren’t weird attention seeing, possibly trans, at least trans would explain her face, girls…who just don’t wear panties in their short short and don’t realize that with short shorts comes a direct view to vagina…the second they uncross to get off the bus, or park bench they are eating on… It’s winter here now…but there was a time a few months ago where I’d see at least one pussy a week all thanks to fashionable trendy shorts….the girls weren’t Lady Gaga..but this is Lady Gaga and she’s the fucking worst. The post Lady Gaga Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even if Pam Anderson was in a snowsuit, or a fur coat, because she’s really into fur, especially seal fur…or a big down jacket filled with Goose features and Coyote fur…she’s be in a see through enough dress…you see…because Pam Anderson’s career was established by being naked when she was in her 20s and you wanted to see her naked…we can just google image her tits in their various levels of implants…instead of looking at her Hep C Free body…in what must be her 50s…with her tits that may be under 5 years old, but that are covered in skin that has been stretched out over dozes of different implants..cut open over and over again…into what I can assume is a terrifying mess…it’s jsut best for her to keep her menopause to herself… To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford Looks Good for Omega of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cindy Crawford is the new wrist for Omega watches, because I guess when a bitch is old enough and has enough kids, she knows all about watches, since that’s about as deep as she wants a dude to go when fisting her….it’s the magic of a stretched out vagina… That’s not to say that Cindy Crawford isn’t amazing to look at, or perfectly elegant and classy, it’s to say I’ve fisted girls who haven’t had kids and who weren’t 50, so I figure by 50, after kids, when all elasticity is lost, it only makes sense in efforts to feel… I can only assume that’s the look Omega..the James Bond Rolex Knockoff watch company was going for….

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Doutzen Kroes Pregnant With Second Kid – Here’s a Tribute To Her of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At risk of sounding racist…and based strictly on my observations visiting the local walmart..where I am stuck in line behind young, fat, white single mothers with 50 shades of brown babies…black guys love knocking up white girls… I guess there is no exception to the rule when it comes to the rich, famous, supermodel variety of white girl…and the black DJs who might as well be white who married them… Because Doutzen Kroes is pregnant for a second time…and here is a little tribute of what was, before the second baby ravages her like it was Woody Allen and her body was 7…leaving her a mess or a stretched out shell of what she once was…from Vogue Brazil June 2013

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Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..

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Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..

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Kate Upton’s Overrated Bikini Body in the Snow for SI of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have said it before and I will keep sayign it until someone hears me…cuz I am committed to this cause…and I am not going to give it up or let it go…until what I’ve been preaching comes true….and that is that Kate Upton is an overrated fat chick in training who has a sloppy body, and average at best fat chick face, who’s tits may be big and saggy already at 19, but who will have the rest of her quickly follow…..but until that happens she’s totally hyped up for no fucking reason…other than that people like tits…and don’t get that sloppy tits aren’t fucking hot no matter what size they are…especially when they come stock with a fucking gut…. Seriously, she’s on set posing in Antartica cuz Sports Illustrated grasps that they need to milk her one more year…cuz she gets hits as the public is brain washed into liking her….so they have her up in the snow…and her nipples aren’t even hard…even though it is freezing.,.,.reminding me just how stretched out they are from all her overeating…cuz if you have fuck fat chicks, like I have….you will know…their hard nipples….are barely hard cuz they tape up too much surface area. She’s low grade pussy at best…stop fucking celebrating her…it is an injustice…Freedom has been attacked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Brooke Burke Irresponsible Drinking in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on August 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wild On Mom….Brooke Burke…..was tapping into her roots like she’s not a mom of 10, like she’s not 40, like she’s still some breast implanted party slut getting paid to travel the world and show the public that cheesy people live everywhere, party the same everywhere no matter what beach they are at, or what bikini top they are wearing at said beach, it is all straight up groundhog day…..but the good news is that she had the decency to wear a one piece, something most moms of 10 in their 40s who are far less fit than this hooker seem to do….because for some reason they think their ravaged stomachs, all stretch marked and stretched out, are ok to expose…and that reason is called giving the fuck up…throwing in the towel on sex appeal…a point that Brooke Burke’s not quite at…cuz I’d still fuck her…whether she was pregnant with number 11….or not…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima Makes Everything Alright

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After seeing that picture of Jessica Simpson naked and pregnant , I needed something to get things back on track, my erection was really confused. Here’s supermodel Adriana Lima modeling a nice set of bras and underwear to help ease things along. That’s more like it. There’s no way that Jessica’s stomach is ever going to look like this, I’m sorry, but it’s just not going to happen. Sure Adriana’s a supermodel and probably doesn’t eat a whole hell of a lot, but Jessica’s belly is stretched out as far as humanly possible. She’s going to look like she’s wearing a few skin colored fanny packs after she has that kid. Gross. Get it out of your mind. Adriana Lima … Awesome.

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