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JWoWW Nerds Up Her Massive Breasts

Posted on January 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the Jersey Shore’s resident busty broad, JWoWW , at some party over the weekend showing off her stretched out tube top and stupid glasses. Is it just me or do giant fake breasts and tube tops really go well together? One quick tug and those big things are completely exposed, not that I’m condoning that kind of behavior, but if it happened I wouldn’t look away. Any bets those retarded glasses don’t have any lenses in them? Thanks hipsters.

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Alyssa Milano’s Sweet Preggo Boobs

Posted on March 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I almost forgot that Alyssa Milano was knocked up, the poor thing, here she is at some event the other day trying to hide her baby bump. She’s not doing a very good job of it, she looks like I do after about a dozen pints, satisfied and more that a little buzzed. I’m just kidding, she actually looks pretty hot, her body hasn’t really started to get all stretched out and weird yet. Do her breasts already look bigger or is that just my imagination? Awesome.

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Jessica Biel’s Bra is Almost Visible of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Biel’s Bra is Almost Visible of the Day

I have this thing during the holidays where I to rape yourself while watching Christmas movies, cuz it is the only joy this depressing time of year brings me. It’s my Holiday Tradition, that along with getting free dinner at the shelter, doing my Christmas shopping by taking stuff from those Goodwill drives and crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze has been going on for as long as I can remember. So from Juliette Lewis in Christmas Vacation, to Taylor Momsen in Grinch , Jessica Biel’s also on that list cuz of her JTT teen hearthrob made for TV movie that sucked the life out of me called I’ll be Home for Christmas. Here she is walking around showing a little bra like the slut I know she is….putting me in the Christmas while reminding me the real reason for the Holidays and what Christmas is all about….and that’s pussy.

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Melanie Griffith is a Saggy Old Lady Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Melanie Griffith is a Saggy Old Lady Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

When I see pictures like this, I can’t help but wonder what adventures this pussy has been on, what obstacles this pussy has faced, what challenges this pussy has conquered. It’s kinda like when you run into an old, weathered drunk dude with an Australian accent at the bar and you wonder what his story is…like how the fuck did he end up where you are and why the fuck isn’t he dead when he looks like he should be… It’s like her pussy is hanging off her body from a thread. Battered and anorexic, raped and abused, meaty and stretched out, but how did it happen, I have so many questions, I need to know the answer to…

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Karolina Kurkova’s Sweet Sweet Spandex

Posted on June 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a shocker for you, model Karolina Kurkova looking hot in her tight spandex workout outfit. Who would have thought? That’s like saying you’re not surprised to hear I live in my mother’s basement. Anyhow, leave it to a supermodel to show us just how spandex is supposed to work, it shouldn’t be stretched out so much that it’s shiny and makes your giant thighs sparkle while they rub together on your walk to KFC . Like two whales trying to mate.

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Jon and Kate Plus Tits of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess you’d expect a mother of 8 kids to have ridiculous tits from all the milk she produced like the cow that she is, you know the kind of tits, that the right bra could scoop up and squeeze into something a little appealing to look at, but for the first few times I saw the show that made them rich household names, I thought she was a man…then I realized the kids called her mom so figured she was the pregnant man I saw on Oprah and really, the whole thing just confused the fuck out of me….but I guess all it takes is for a girl to grow out her lesbian haircut and put on a push-up bra to make me forget how stretched out her pussy must be, not that I think she’s hot, but at least I’m not thinking about her scrotum lookin’ vagina for a change…. Pics via Fame

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Hilary Duff’s Ass In Not So Tight Jeans

Posted on August 26, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was really impressed with Hilary Duff for looking hot as f@#k in her peach colored dress on the set of ‘Gossip Girls’ the other day, but she seems to have slipped back into her soft chubby girl ways.

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