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Adriana Lima Hot Photoshopped Catalog Mom Ass in Lingerie of the Day

Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shots featuring mom and legendary pussy Adriana Lima….in prep for the Victoria’s Secret holiday campaign you know is coming…since that’s when they make most of their billions of dollars…. I know Lima is photoshopped in these pictures, but she still is the beacon of hope to losers everywhere, that if they ever get enough money saved up from working the videostore before it goes bankrupt cuz only people on welfare still rent videos, they’ll head to Brazil, where they will travel through the forests, looking for tribal villages to have sex with, cuz if Brazil made this bitch, there’s bound to be more… So here’s her mom ass to inspire. I should be a travel agent or paid by the Brazilian Tourism board…I’m gonna get on that.

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Adriana Lima Hot Photoshopped Catalog Mom Ass in Lingerie of the Day

Jaime Pressly Shows Off Her Big Chesticles

I’ve got to say that I’ve been really impressed with Jaime Pressly that last few times I’ve had her on the sire. She’s not exactly a young Hollywood starlet and she still looks pretty damn awesome. I don’t know if she’s got a new TV show or movie coming out or what, but clearly she’s been hitting the gym. More importantly she decided that it was a good idea to head out on the town in a stupid looking hat and a nice see through top. I keep forgetting she’s got such perfect funbags. Keep up the good work.

Jaime Pressly Shows Off Her Big Chesticles

I’ve got to say that I’ve been really impressed with Jaime Pressly that last few times I’ve had her on the sire. She’s not exactly a young Hollywood starlet and she still looks pretty damn awesome. I don’t know if she’s got a new TV show or movie coming out or what, but clearly she’s been hitting the gym. More importantly she decided that it was a good idea to head out on the town in a stupid looking hat and a nice see through top. I keep forgetting she’s got such perfect funbags. Keep up the good work.

Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Hilary Duff Fills Her Coin Slot

It’s been a while since I’ve had any shots of a hottie feeding a parking meter, I love when they do that, so I was glad to find these pictures of a pregnant Hilary Duff stuffing her coin slot the other day. That didn’t sound so dirty in my head. Anyhow, it looks like she’s given up, at least temporarily, on wearing those tight pants that show off her cute little pregnant booty. I hope her pregnancy hasn’t finally caught up with her, I’m not done enjoying her hotness just yet. I’m really not looking forward to fat Hilary walking around.

Lindsay Ellingson Forgot To Wear A Bra

I normally get really annoyed when I see pictures of Victoria’s Secret supermodels promoting a new line of bras without actually slipping in to the lingerie, but for some reason I’m alright with these shots of Lindsay Ellingson . I don’t know why, she’s still fully dressed, but I like it. The woman is spectacular, I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about the way she’s standing in that sexy black dress that I really like. Where’s the pervert with the camera taped to his show when you need him? more pictures of Lindsay Ellingson here

Adriana Lima Blows Me A Kiss

Obviously supermodel Adriana Lima and I have had a love affair for several years now, that’s pretty clear, but I promised her I would keep in under wraps because we wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea. I mean, she’s a supermodel and I’m a celebrity blogger, society says that our relationship is forbidden. Well here she is blowing me a kiss at some Victoria’s Secret fashion night outt, completely blowing our cover. Thanks a lot sweetheart. I’ve got a lot of blogging relationships I need to maintain and now that they know that we’ve got a thing going, that’s all going to change… They’re all going to be over at my house at bath time.