A quartet of Victoria’s Secret models have gone retro. Miranda Kerr, Chanel Iman, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes are each featured in the latest issue of ELLE, with each beauty garnering her own cover and wearing her own old school bathing suit. Editor-in-Chief Robbie Myers describes the shoot as an example of what makes “ELLE ELLE” because the “women look right back at you with all the personal and sexual confidence in the world.” You know what we’re gonna ask now, don’t you, readers? Study these pics, along with our full collection of bikini photos , and then decide: Who would you rather…
I don’t fall in love very easily, once or twice a day max, but this Alexandra Stan bird has got my heart a fluttering. Apparently she’s a Romanian singer-songwriter with a really popular song called Mr. Saxobeat . Crazy Europeans. I don’t actually want to listen to any of her music, I’m sure it’s very well written stuff, but I do like looking at her in her sexy little booty shorts. What have I done? I couldn’t help myself, I watched one of her videos…. The song is awful. But the chick is pretty damn sexy so who cares I guess. This songs going to be in my head for days. Ugh! Check out some videos below. Lollipop Music Video Mr Saxobeat MusicVideo Get Back Music Video more pictures of Alexandra Stan here
I don’t fall in love very easily, once or twice a day max, but this Alexandra Stan bird has got my heart a fluttering. Apparently she’s a Romanian singer-songwriter with a really popular song called Mr. Saxobeat . Crazy Europeans. I don’t actually want to listen to any of her music, I’m sure it’s very well written stuff, but I do like looking at her in her sexy little booty shorts. What have I done? I couldn’t help myself, I watched one of her videos…. The song is awful. But the chick is pretty damn sexy so who cares I guess. This songs going to be in my head for days. Ugh! Check out some videos below. Lollipop Music Video Mr Saxobeat MusicVideo Get Back Music Video more pictures of Alexandra Stan here
Maxim hates me…. Back in the day, when the internet wasn’t dominated by the mainstream media, but the mainstream media was trying to get traction on the shit, Maxim came to me and paid me to link them for as long as they needed me to link them, because I had more traffic than they did….and then one day they reached a point where they figured they were good and didn’t need people like me so they stopped. So in taking away my drinking money, I got really fucking mad, and decided to laugh at these fuckers as much as I could as they faded into obscurity and bankruptcy….cuz they just couldn’t compete cuz their concept is dated… That was until today, when I came across this shoot with Lake Bell, which is probably the single hottest shoot they’ve done in the last 5 years of their demise…they had shitty celebs in shitty poses and it just wasn’t appealing or racy or even interesting to look at…even though that was their whole competitive advantage…access to these fucking bitches…and photographers was all they had going for them….so is this an accident, or does Maxim have one more push in them…who knows or cares…I just know in the next 10 minutes…I’m gonna have a takedown notice…cuz Maxim isn’t a fan of mine.
More mom’s need to take this Adriana Lima bitch’s lead and not let pregnancy ruin them from being jerked off to…..but for some reason…90 percent of mom’s just don’t fully bounce back cuz they lack motivation…maybe it is cuz they don’t have million dollar modeling contracts and a lifestyle to maintaing….maybe it is cuz they didn’t sell their soul to the devil Victoria’s Secret corporation who will kill off her family if she doesn’t sort her shit out….you know cuz they made her and can take it all away from her….maybe it is cuz average women just don’t have the right genes…but I like the think it’s all laziness….sure they’ll say they don’t sleep, they don’t have a team of nurses, they don’t have the millions in the bank to hire the best trainers and chefs, but I say that’s all just excuses…. That said, I did see a hot mom in a bikini in the park with her kid yesterday, I’m talking ripped body, but I’m pretty sure she was just a stripper and I was drunk, horny and always way more open minded in real life than I am on the internet… Either way, here’s some Lima beans….that may or may not be implants…you never know with the engineering that goes into a Victoria’s Secret bra that makes all bitches look like they have implant cleavage…but they are fantastic either way…
Here’s supermodel and super MILF Adriana Lima proving that having a baby pop out of you doesn’t mean the end to having a great bikini body. So all you moms out there take note and stop your complaining and start your Pilates because your husbands don’t deserve anything less. You’re welcome fellas.
Bout damn time!! Now it can be said with certainty: Get ready for some football! NFL players voted to OK a final deal Monday, days after the owners approved a tentative agreement, and the sides finally managed to put an end to the 4 1/2-month lockout, the longest work stoppage in league history. “This is a long time coming, and football’s back,” NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said, “and that’s the great news for everybody.” At a joint appearance outside the NFL Players Association headquarters, Goodell and NFLPA head DeMaurice Smith were flanked by some of the owners and players who were involved in the talks. They spoke shortly after the NFLPA executive board and 32 team reps voted unanimously to approve the terms of a deal. “We didn’t get everything that either side wanted … but we did arrive at a deal that we think is fair and balanced,” Smith said. Owners overwhelmingly approved a proposal Thursday, but some unresolved issues still needed to be reviewed to satisfy players; the owners do not need to vote again. The sides worked through the weekend and wrapped up the details Monday morning on a final pact that runs for 10 years, without an opt-out clause, a person familiar with the deal told the AP on condition of anonymity. DeMaurice Smith, NFL Players Association President said this about the deal: “I know it has been a very long process since the day we stood here that night in March,” Smith said. “But our guys stood together when nobody thought we would. And football is back because of it.” Well ladies and gentlemen, after sitting on pins and needles for month we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief because our Sunday’s have been saved (no offense sweet baby Jesus). Source
Gotta love the mommy and kiddie time! We saw some pretty bangin’ celebrity moms out today with their cute wittle ones so we figured we’d put them all together in a gallery for your viewing pleasure. Halle Berry was spotted rockin’ some short shorts to pick up Nahla from preschool, but wait until you see the getup Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima wore to hang out with her baby girl. Lots more photos when you continue…
This Amy Childs chick has quickly become one of my favorite complete nobodies. Seriously, I really don’t know who she is, but I like her. I think it has something to do with her very plump frontal talents. Here she is out the other night showing off the girls in a nice tight tank top. If there was ever a time for a freak rain shower, it’s right now. It could happen, we’ve been having strange weather everywhere this summer. Nice boobs.
If you’re anything like me than you don’t really know a whole hell of a lot about Malin Akerman , nor should you, but you like bikini chicks so here we are. I think she was in Couples Retreat , not that anyone saw that crap. Anyhow, she’s in a nice pair of short shorts and a bikini top so who really cares. Is it just me or does she kinda look like a tranny Conan O’Brien in that top picture. Creepy. Who cares, she’s still got a great body. Does that make me gay? I don’t know how this works.
