Car Wash Guy Goes Insane Man Shit Himself in Broken Elevator Bull Fighter Gets Killed… Garbage Truck Fire Dude Sprays His Bitch Drunk Walker of the DAy Girl Tantrum Because Dude Ate Her Pizza Chinese Truck Driver of the Day Black Lives Matter Guy is Preaching Brilliance….like “Kill Cops”…what the fuck is wrong with America… Strong Girl and her Big Strong Girl Boobs The post Pervert Busted at Walmart and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Car Wash Guy Goes Insane Man Shit Himself in Broken Elevator Bull Fighter Gets Killed… Garbage Truck Fire Dude Sprays His Bitch Drunk Walker of the DAy Girl Tantrum Because Dude Ate Her Pizza Chinese Truck Driver of the Day Black Lives Matter Guy is Preaching Brilliance….like “Kill Cops”…what the fuck is wrong with America… Strong Girl and her Big Strong Girl Boobs The post Pervert Busted at Walmart and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday….I posted pictures of Adriana Lima in a bikini while in Mykonos for one of her model sister’s retirement party/ where her model sister was securing her retirement package by marrying a billionaire…something other models never miss because they love a good party, they are models…and more importantly they like seeing the less famous Brazilians come out on top financially due to love…it reminds them of the Brazilian sex trade they escaped but still touch on because modeling is hooking.. Well, my friends at Mykonos TV got some amazing footage, not from a critical point of view, you know because I’m a film historian / art critic / have the natural ability to spot talent and good production value…being an uneducated hater of all things…. But because it’s authentic paparazzi, it’s some dude getting 100 feet away from her and sneaking a video on his phone while she splashes around all boring as fuck….but still in a bikini.. It’s the creepy shot stealing that MAKE me feel alive….in a world of zero authenticity, everything posed, nothing organic or just happening…even snapchat – designed to be live action – is posed and people take 40 snaps before posting the perfect one… We are surrounded by lies…but one thing that is real…is that Lima is Aging..oh and that she’s at the beach in Mykonos being filmed unsuspected…brilliant! VIDEO ONE! VIDEO TWO! The post Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday….I posted pictures of Adriana Lima in a bikini while in Mykonos for one of her model sister’s retirement party/ where her model sister was securing her retirement package by marrying a billionaire…something other models never miss because they love a good party, they are models…and more importantly they like seeing the less famous Brazilians come out on top financially due to love…it reminds them of the Brazilian sex trade they escaped but still touch on because modeling is hooking.. Well, my friends at Mykonos TV got some amazing footage, not from a critical point of view, you know because I’m a film historian / art critic / have the natural ability to spot talent and good production value…being an uneducated hater of all things…. But because it’s authentic paparazzi, it’s some dude getting 100 feet away from her and sneaking a video on his phone while she splashes around all boring as fuck….but still in a bikini.. It’s the creepy shot stealing that MAKE me feel alive….in a world of zero authenticity, everything posed, nothing organic or just happening…even snapchat – designed to be live action – is posed and people take 40 snaps before posting the perfect one… We are surrounded by lies…but one thing that is real…is that Lima is Aging..oh and that she’s at the beach in Mykonos being filmed unsuspected…brilliant! VIDEO ONE! VIDEO TWO! The post Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
SPAIN is killing it with their nude photoshoots…this is the third or fourth one in the last few days. I guess the catholic country is into nude bitches – because why wouldn’t they be. Naked is great and if America put the guns down for a second they’d realize that titties don’t make you crazy…even when you’re crazy for titties… She is the replacement for Adriana Lima at Victoria’s secret reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again…. She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and most importantly she is skinny and defends skinny girls in this fat world and that’s great because skinny lives matter. The post Sara Sampaio Nipples for GQ Spain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Adriana Lima is old, possibly menopausal, definitely boxy in her Victoria’s Secret fashion show walks, definitely not so bad when photoshopped, or when the very Catholic, but not too catholic to get nude for money, who was once rumored to be a virgin because of her faith, before having a series of kids before turning 30, destoying her body….as kids normally do..even when there is a multi million dollar contract on that body…something people forget when they are at the top of their game, they think it’s forever…and I guess in Lima’s case it is…because even when falling apart…she still out there doing it..fascinating… But not as fascintating as how lifting a leg to get into a car makes an old ass perky…I call this the pose of the middled aged mom after her fitness class…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Adriana Lima Getting in Cars With Tight Pants on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lima Bean from Victoria’s Secret fame has been slowing filling out, getting more and more boxy as she nears menopause….already a mom of two thanks to being a Catholic who doesn’t believe in safe sex, but who also was a virgin for her early Victoria’s Secret year, at least that was the rumor I’ll never believe, since all half naked models are whores….and real Catholic models don’t really exist because half naked modeling is against their religion…. She’s still got a great face though….boxy girls are still boxy but this one has one of the best faces so here she is in Cannes…for no reason but the scientific observation of the aging process.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t understand these scams like the Met Gala, which are supposed to be for charity, but that cost a fortune to put on, that attract all these idiots who either pay to be there or fight to get invited there, when life is more fun when you don’t leave the house. I guess when you barely have a job, but a lot of money and an ego…that makes you want to show the world you’re relevant enough to go to an event as exclusive as this… But to me, it seems like a waste of fucking time… Here are the pussy…in dresses that everyone is excited about…because everyone has pathetic lives and envy celebrities in expensive dresses that are designed to make you hate yourself… No one mentions how the fashion industry with all this fast fashion shit is polluting and destroying the world for your vanity that doesn’t change the fact that you’re all fucking cunts… The highlight of the night was Irina Shayk is Amazing – She is Everything! Second was granny Madonna and her sheer thong / tits / CHER impersonation because of the jokes.. The rest of the cunts pretending to be fashion icons so that they have a legacy in this world are: Margot Robbie is a Big Girl and People Hate that I Call her a Big Girl Kate Hudson Nicki Minaj Big Tits… Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in White Because she’s an Angel Hailee Steinfeld in Green Dress Anna Kendrick tits in a Dress Kate Mara Alicia Vikander Legs… Amber Heard Homewrecker Lookin’ Preggers… Taylor Swift in Slutty Boots Rita Ora Pretending to be Rihanna Emily Rat Cow is Everywhere – Like a Rodent – Who Throws her Tits at Every Opportunity they Get…Good Hustle.. Ciara Selena Gomez Default Chloe Grace Moretz Kristen Stewart Lesbian Elle Fanning Creepy Sister Hannah Davis and her Wallet – Just Joking – She was Rich Before Jeter – Thanks Daddy! Emma Stone for the Nerds… Emma Watson for the Bigger Nerds… Katy Perry Theatrical Weird Goth Behavior – Lookin’ Weird… Beyonce Squeezed the Fuck in Skin Lookin’ Like Stuffed Sausage – NOT A QUEEN Demi Lovato: Adriana Lima: The post The Met Gala and the Sluts Who Went to It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The name Mischa comes from Russia, it is the diminutive form of Michael, from the nickname Misha, and it means “Who Is Like God?” but when it comes to Mischa Barton I think it’s closer to who looks like a goddess? And the answer is Mischa Barton…. read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Lizzy Caplan in a see-through top Fleshbot Lara Stone caught topless on a photoshoot Taxi Driver Movie Bella Hadid pokies in NYC The Nip Slip Angelica Bridges nipples in the ocean Drunken Stepfather Page 3 Hottie India Reynolds looks amazing topless Egotastic All Stars Jodie Piper gets naked in the pool Boobie Blog Adriana Lima super hot for Billboard Latin Awards Last Men on Earth Our new Lara Croft is Alicia Vikander Double Viking Sara Underwood has some interesting hiking gear Steakwood … read more
