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Old Timer Victoria’s Secret Model Update of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t find Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand sweatshop running company that over prices garbage underwear for the masses, who buy into the shit because that’s what trying to feel “normal” is about…go in debt for mall brands to fit in with your suburban neighbors thanks to having a weak mind and buying into anything you’re told to buy into…instead of following your inner spirit and inner eccentric and inner artist…you know to follow your fucking dreams..but rather work making shit money to pay taxes and buy nonsense all to fit in…comfortably…but depressed and suicidal…which luckily they have meds to sedate you to help perpetuate this lie.. But I do think they cast good models and heres a coulple of their Old Times….incluidng Alessandra Ambrosio on TV in Shorts TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE And Adriana Lima’s who has clearly Been Working Out but the fact that either still work for the brand is just crazy.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Old Timer Victoria’s Secret Model Update of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 4.19.16

Posted on April 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pouring water on Lindsay Pelas’ breasts is why water was invented Fleshbot Christa B Allen posed and braless in see-through body suit  Taxi Driver Movie Adriana Lima pokies at a photoshoot  The Nip Slip Bai Ling nipples of the day  Drunken Stepfather Nalu Kasmierski blonde and buck nekkid  Egotastic All Stars Darcie Dolce in and out of a naughty school uniform  Boobie Blog Claudia Romani in a black thong bikini for her birthday  Last Men on Earth The Best Of Jaroslav Wieczorkiewicz’s Milk Splash Cosplay  Double Viking Ashley Alexiss is the Queen of Curves  Steakwood … read more

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Olivia Wilde’s Merkin for VINYL of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Wilde (Cockburn), the wife and baby mom of one of the most annoying dudes who plays himself in every movie, because I guess in his defence, all these actors are just a fucking lie and are playing a version of themselves, they just have the arrogance to let other dudes called directors tell them what to do like the useless aspiring to be rich and famous puppets that they are….I think it’s a chemical imbalance, especially when they talk about it as more than just “I stood around like an asshole for 12 hours, and for 16 minutes a guy had a camera on me while another guy made me run around naked, it was so liberating and powerful and since I was in character I didn’t feel exposed”…or some other garbage that is code for “I’m a fucking whore, but I get paid alot”… Well this whore, Olivia Cockburn, is on a show called Vinyl where she showed her 70s bush, which should be a 2016 bush, because bush is the most natural and amazing thing that tells you where to cum when you fuck a woman…but the Kardashians have made you think hair is bad…because on them, it’s all bad, and saying it is bad, probably gets them paid.. The problem with these screenshots is that the bush isn’t even a real bush, so bitch isn’t even being a liberated, feminist, woman…but we can assume she didn’t want anyone seeing her banged out pussy that got here here, or her dick clit…. Either way, here are some of the screenshots… The post Olivia Wilde’s Merkin for VINYL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nude Alessandra Ambrosio Looking Hot of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently this is a brand new series of Alessandra Ambrosio pictures on the beach, one of them includes her naked body….because her naked body looks awesome….and not just because you can see her solid round fake tits, and a rockin’ body…but because she defies everything I ever say about 30 year old women who make babies…making me think…coupled with her fake tits…that she may be a man…pre-op mid transition. Because…women with kids don’t look like this, unless they are scared of getting fired from a job that relies on them being tight bodied – where she makes more money a day than her locals make in a lifetime back in Brazil.. Either way…dude or not..she’ll always be the hard faced Adriana Lima to me and I dig it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nude Alessandra Ambrosio Looking Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Magdalena Frackowiak Nipples for ZOO of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, breadlines, and a love for contraband levis jeans appeals to me and makes me laugh…but not as hard as hot bitches who need to marry fat, lonely Americans to escape their hell, I mean unless they try to other strategy, climbing through Siberian mountains in the snow, hoping to live…..or webcamming.. She’s actually Polish, and is or was a signed model for Victoria’s Secret who friends from New York have told me is actually a cunt..but people are mean, not me, but most people get all sad when a girl is too good for them or doesn’t fuck them…not that it matters.. What matters is that she’s in the is shoot for ZOO, that isn’t the cheesy ZOO UK I assumed it was, unless it was a rebrand, which is too bad because I like when these bitches get a taste of fame before hitting absolute rock bottom.. The post Magdalena Frackowiak Nipples for ZOO of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio for a Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re raised in Brazilian Poverty…or really in Brazil in general, because it is a dangerous place at least according to Liveleak, where shit like this – happens to girls on the regular: You take advantage of you tall model body and the mid 2000 Brazil hype you call the “blessing” your catholic god has given you to be a nude or half nude model for an evil billion dollar corporation, to help put Brazil on the map, or to at least make money so you and your family never have to work again….you don’t let a pregnancy ruin your fucking body like you were arrogant Adriana Lima, just too cocky in her look to really stop from being a mom by 30… Unless she was bred in a Victoria’s Secret lab in the middle of the Brazilian jungle using technology and medical procedures that aren’t regulated there… Either way, what I am trying to say, is that despite her no contraception thanks to a love for Jesus and the Pope practices, her kids haven’t destroyed her from being fit as fuck.. Unless this is photoshop – which it can’t be, there’s no way.. Old News (literally), Shit pics (definitely) The post Alessandra Ambrosio for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima’s Eyewear Campaign of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember when Adriana Lima was one of the hottest girls in modeling..straight off the boat from Brazil, her dark hair and light eyes, coupled with her big natural lips and amazing body just fucking blew everyone away…. Then she turned 30, and for some reason, a reason I call being a mom and a wife and no really caring so much about bouncing back into things since you still have a few years on contract and you still make your weight requirements since fat weighs less than muscle…allowing her to still cash the fuck in despite being boxy and even sloppy…moms…it’s a hell of a sacrifice to make for a woman, who may still be Adriana Lima on paper, but is a far cry from the Adriana Lima you should be jerking off to.. Here she is in a Sunglasses campaign, as there’s no need to really show off that GUNT for sunglass campaigns…and that works out well for her. Here she is for LOVE magazine – trying to be a bit more sexy and lit in a way you can’t see her boxy gunt… The post Adriana Lima’s Eyewear Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Griffin the 56 Year Old Bikini Model and the Other Rookies of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit is trolling us… They’ve been using fat models for a while, pretending they were skinny, and now they are using Morbidly Obese models celebrating being Morbidly Obese because it is the PC generation…and body shaming is bad, even though being fat is an eating disorder, not genetics and laziness….I don’t care what these fat bitches say about genetics, they are fat and lazy, of course they’ll say that.. That said, that wasn’t enough for them, so they booked Nicola Griffin, who is 56 years old, and not Christie BRinkley 60, but granny at the bake sale 60, also fat, droopy, disgusting…but also old…and the PC police are fucking cumming themselves with all this inclusion… I don’t love fat chicks in bikinis, we fuck them when they are drunk and same goes for Menopausal women, who hormonally, or based on their egg count, aren’t even fucking women anymore.. I don’t understand how a bathing suit special issue of a Sports Magazine for men, or sports fans, has become a shopping guide that is friendly to women, in fact, the content has become designed for women…and that’s fucking weird… Here are some Sports Illustrated Immigrants Try to Prounouce “Rookie” of the Day, they don’t only use old an fat slobs in their shoots anymore… Barbara Palvin, the big and tall model that was used to divert Miranda Kerr having sex with Bieber despite being married. THe brand threw the Hungarian on the “bomb”…like it was WWII…not quite a Rookie, she’s been around for a while, but thank god she got that SI Swimsuit stamp of approval..right… Bo Krsmanovic also known as Bojana….straight from the mean streets of Belgrade….Serbia is one of my favorite countries to recruit the hottest yet down on their luck women to fuck….it is up the other Baltic countries where girls you probably jerk off to on webcam are from…. Sofia Resing straight from Brazil….amazing like the other Brazilians…..who aren’t trannies…. The post Nicola Griffin the 56 Year Old Bikini Model and the Other Rookies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson Panties for Marie Claire of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Johnson is a very important actress who defied all odds of being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter, Tippi Hedren’s granddaughter, enough to make her rich, and third generation vapid, self involved, “Actress”…that could have just as easily just been drug addiction, rehab stints, and jail time due to missing probation, but not that much jail time, she’s a rich kid of famous people…they don’t go to jail.. She’s managed to break down that really big wall we call the barrier of entry into Hollywood, by getting in 50 Shades of Grey, and now she’s in magazines in panties and/or lingerie perfect for Valentine’s day….romantic… I true story of overcoming adversity…. The post Dakota Johnson Panties for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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New York Fashion Week is On of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like clockwork, every February, New York hosts fashion week….which is not that exciting, because Paris, London and Milan also host a fashion week….actually pretty much every single city does fashion weeks..because rich people like fashion…it gives them something to spend their money on, it gives them some material good to try to feel superior to other rich people or at least on par with other rich people…because how could they survive a life where they have last season’s outfits… The reality is…none of this fashion shit fucking matters. It’s just noise designed to make people who pay attention feel inadequate, while making the people selling people who own closets of perfectly good clothing, the latest clothing…pretentious, over consumption, disgusting…and what better way to solidify that than to use vapid shitty models and Emily Ratajkowski at some AIDS charity event that probably costs more than it raises for AIDS..even though AIDS is a myth and not a death sentence anymore… Garbage…I’d name them off as their levels of irrelevance…but I’m too busy laughing at Adriana Lima’s clearly photoshopped in all her VS campaigns belly…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post New York Fashion Week is On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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