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Olivia Rose for Jonathan Leder of the Day

Olivia Rose is everything. I know absolutely nothing about her, but one of my favorite photographers, who I like to think is an actual photographer, because he’s been doing this from long before instagram, getting hipster model chicks with bush naked, producing great pictures that speak to my soul and are so properly executed…an authetic..not an instagram filtering asshole with a million followers… So I support everything he does…including but not limited to the models he selects that have historically been incredible.. He’s putting out a book on this Oliva Rose, who I’ve never heard of…but who exists and looks amazing.. Finally a solid set of tits to make that sour, bad attidude, famous for her tits, Emily Ratajkowski as irrelevant as she should be…who by the way Jonathan Leder shot before she was anything…because this dude is legit, the talent picking photographer you need to pay attention to…and the pics are fucking hot… You see this is where Playboy should have gone instead of the non-nude nonsense…this is what the people want – and by people I mean me – which is convenient because I am me. This girl is amazing… PRE ORDER THE BOOK CLICK HERE The post Olivia Rose for Jonathan Leder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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“Celebs” Who Did Superbowl Things of the Day

Despite Coldplay’s horrible British weirdness, The SuperBowl is the biggest sporting event in America, and there’s nothing more American than the entertainment industry, filled with fame whores and people they’ve made celebrities out of, you know the overly rich people, living the good life, the Glamourous life, the access to everything life, pretty much mocking the common man in his shitty debt filled life who obsesses over them and buys into the fantasy that is their absurdity….and excess.. So while you were watching a TV you financed, on cable bill you owe money on, being fed marketing messages by advertisers, making you want to buy things you don’t need, while eating shitty food that will lead to your premature death.. These bitches were naturally events, high profile – invite only events surrounding the Superbowl… Here’s the highlights…. Ashley Greene…the girl who pretended to be a virgin despite being Florida trash who turned famous and we all know how that happens… Adriana Lima creatively hiding her old, squared out, mom body… Ambrosio was there too.. Chanel Iman in Very Little Clothing – because she’s a Lingerie Model People – Used to Nakedness – Stop Being So Uptight…Racists… January Jones has a Hard Nipple…. Emanuelle Chriqui is an Old Canadian Jew…with Tits… SI Model and Hooker – Sam Hoopes – WHo Looks Trashy and Beat the Fuck Up – with a Spry Tank on some Low Level stripper vibe – Doing it… Karreuche Tran’s Side Tit Jenny McCarthy Must Die… Annalynne McCord’s Got it All Figured Out… Hailey Baldwin – because her Uncle is really famous… Genevieve Morton Lookin’ Good… Remember the girl from the Blurred Lines Video – She still had tits – I know her face doesn’t look good -but those tits are tits! Olivia Jordan is Great… TO SEE ALL THE “celebs” doing Superbowl things CLICK HERE The post “Celebs” Who Did Superbowl Things of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day

Adriana Lima fans are hanging onto the memory of Adriana Lima as hard as Adriana Lima is, and collectively, are pretending she’s not old, chubby, boxy…and built like a mom, and if you tell people, they will deny it and tell you you’re the crazy one, even though you’ve seen her in photoshoots, and live walking on runways and all the other bullshit that Adriana Lima does in her overpriced career, seeing as I can find hotter 20 year olds than her 35 year old body to get naked for 100 bucks, while she charges 100k to leave the house…which is probably just another part of the spell she’s cast on people..making them believe she’s better than she is…. But on a positive note, she’s been doing this 2 decades, knows her angles and still has tits to distract from her midsection….before casting that spell and stealing your soul with her eyes…it’s some Brazilian Voodoo spell…or something… The post Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone in Lingerie for Cabaret Promo Pics of the Day

Emma Stone is a huge star, mainly because she’s managed to get the nerds, who are probably all at Star Wars, to buy into her bullshit through strategic acting jobs she’s taken… I never found her all that cute, which has clearly had a huge impact on her success, because I dictate all….but she doesn’t offend me, she just has a weird mouth… Well, she’s in Cabaret, the play that turned into a movie, where she’s playing the Renee Zellweger / Liza Minnelli character…exciting right…not really, but she’ll be in lingerie the whole production, and her fans, who are primarily into comic books, have cum themselves looking at her in more clothes…that’s what happens when you’re a grown man who has never seen live tits. This are the promo pics..I feel like I’ve already seen…but all this shit is so repetitive… The post Emma Stone in Lingerie for Cabaret Promo Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is.. Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid…. They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot… Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models… The post Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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All Hail the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2015!

Sure, it’s nice at this time of year to see all the Christmas specials on network TV, but it’s incredible when CBS broadcasts The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show every December,and this year’s special was just that! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Adriana Lima Shows You How She Got Fat of the Day

Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work” because she’s old…and being fat is on Trend… I guess she wanted to show the new David Letterman how she got there….with Chicken Wings… It’s convenient because she’s already established herself as a babe and a model…so this…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, for my millions of dollars…”…. She’s paid her dues to the patriarchy….let her be free…and show the world… Lazy. The post Adriana Lima Shows You How She Got Fat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato is Exploding for Christmas of the Day

Demi Lovato is another one of these chubby popstars who realizes that pulling the fat card, or the loving their body card, means that they can eat whatever the fuck they want, and wear as little clothing as they want, because they are so secure in themselves giving this image to kids that it’s ok to have whatever body you want – even if it causes diabetes…because fuck society and their bullshit rulebook and pressure they put on you… Now just buy my records, my lipstick, my perfume..all my products to join the Demi Lovato experience as I milk the fuck out of you idiots…because I crave the calories… All these hippo-crites…that’s what I call the fatty feminsit movements… Funny, the pic she posted…is really fucking revealing…because she knows it is disgusting.. She reminds me of too much Egg Nog…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re into played out chicks in Christmas themed outfits because they are probably catholic, here’s Brooke Burke, who unlike Demi Lovato has a banging body, as that is her only goto mechanism and/or talent…she’s the tits from Wild On…and that’s about it…I mean…not too much there…but a great fucking body…and this chick has had a dozen fucking kids…amazing..but that face tells a different story… TO SEE THE RESt OF THOSE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato is Exploding for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Pyjamas for Glamour Magazine of the DAy

Alessandra Ambrosio wore old lady pyjamas in her latest magazine spread…because I guess sometimes…usually after a couple of kids…the lingerie, if you can call Victoria’s Secret lingerie model…needs to tun in the sex appeal…and act her mid 30s mom age…there comes a time where the companies don’t want her in the micro G string…but more the flannel, sick with a cold, on a winter day look…and I guess she’s pulling it off…if comfortable pyjamas are something anyone would want to pull off…it is more the “you’re jerking off to porn while I’m in the other room watching a movie, because I don’t fuck you on pyjama day”…it’s either period, menopause, we’re in a fight…I don’t fucking know…but no sex is happening…and who even wants sex with this pyjama wearer…she’s pretty expired and anyone rich enough for her to date..is probably out there fucking the younger versions of her…I know I would be..unless she had dirt to black mail not black male…me… Who knows…this doesn’t matter… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Pyjamas for Glamour Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day

South African Candice Swanepoe…is at the tailend of her career…she’s hot…has an amazing body….Victoria’s Secret did a great job branding her and making her famous and all that shit…but they made her a live mannequin…she’s got zero personality, has done nothing much beyond Victoria’s Secret…has never left her shell and at 30…that stops being cute… But as a tan line fetishists, I seriously used to look up girls with tanlines for a minute of my extensive masturbation career in the 90s and loved it…this pulling down her bikini bottoms for you to fantasy about her bikini bottom….with defined landing stip lights to guide you…like the white pussy is from a different girl than the brown girl we are used to…making this amazing to me… She’s with Sara Sampaio, the portugese New Adriana Lima…since the old one and her wax replica are clearly done…and no one really cares about, except maybe Portuguese people, who get excited when all their crazy tacky Christmas lights work….or in this case..their model pulls out her half tanned ass… So much porn, so little time.. The post Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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