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Harley Quinn Smith Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, who you’d expect to look like this, because her dad is Kevin Smith…. He may be a survivor of Heart Attacks from Obesity…but he’s not the genetically enhanced sperm you’d expect to make a hot girl…. But luckily thanks to technology, the nerd icon, with all his super hero virgin weirdness…and catalog of TERRIBLE fucking movies you all probably like cuz you’re 50 and can relate to him….rich girls don’t need to be hot to get into a bikini…they can all do it, they can use apps to make themselves look hot, or they can use daddy’s credit card, whether a legit daddy or just a dad they met on some dating app…to buy a new face..tits….and clearly not Liposcution from the midsection from this one….because I guess she gets it from her daddy…and likes to show off what being a Smith is all about… The good news for her is that virgin loser nerds will like her cuz she has a vagina…and that rich nerds who are inspired by her dad’s content will like her cuz of who her dad is…so she doesn’t need my validation to say “maybe body positivity isn’t the best thing to put into a bikini”….let’s keep the pants on until we reach our New Year New Me fitness goals…it’s only fair. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Kardashian-Endorsed Waist Trainer Misleads Women, Women Sue

Posted on March 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the days of yore, women were squeezed into corsets so as to show off a teeny, tiny waistline. The fact that its modern-day equivalent, the waist-trainer, is so popular is slightly baffling. Kailyn Lowry , Coco Austin, Snooki, Amber Rose and the Kardashian sisters have made waist trainers a thing, showing them off via Instagram to followers as they work towards a slimmer waistline. Waist Gang Society makes the “Reshaping Wasteshaper,” which claims to burn “fatty tissue by making you sweat, targets the back, torso, waist and abdomen areas.” Their site even features an endorsement from Kim Kardashian: “I’ve been Waist Training with Premadonna from the very start and i love the results i [sic] get.  Keeping the inches off and bringing out the killer curves.” Some of these nutbags even wear the trainer while working out. Naturally, some see this advertisement and think that their prayers have been answered.  That is, until they start wearing the trainer and realize it’s all a bunch of hullabaloo.   So much so that a lawsuit has been filed against Waist Gang Society, according to TMZ , in which the plaintiffs claim that advertising for the product is “misleading.” The lawsuit quotes a doctor as stating that “Corsets do not cause you to permanently lose fat in the midsection: they cause a re-distribution of the fat and organs in the trunk.”  None of the celebrities who have promoted the waist trainer are being sued. View Slideshow: 18 Celebrities Who Waist Train and Set a Terrible Example for Fans

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Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adriana Lima fans are hanging onto the memory of Adriana Lima as hard as Adriana Lima is, and collectively, are pretending she’s not old, chubby, boxy…and built like a mom, and if you tell people, they will deny it and tell you you’re the crazy one, even though you’ve seen her in photoshoots, and live walking on runways and all the other bullshit that Adriana Lima does in her overpriced career, seeing as I can find hotter 20 year olds than her 35 year old body to get naked for 100 bucks, while she charges 100k to leave the house…which is probably just another part of the spell she’s cast on people..making them believe she’s better than she is…. But on a positive note, she’s been doing this 2 decades, knows her angles and still has tits to distract from her midsection….before casting that spell and stealing your soul with her eyes…it’s some Brazilian Voodoo spell…or something… The post Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jenelle Evans Shares 4D Sonogram Photo of Son: Cute or Creepy?

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jenelle Evans has upped the selfie ante again with photo of her son, Kaiser Griffith, from his most recent 4D sonogram. That’s right, a selfie before he’s even born. You can clearly see little Kaiser’s face. How cute … right? Though his eyes are still closed, the little boy’s arm is crossed over his midsection as if he’s trying to wave hello (or just make some more room up in there). “Mr. Kaiser Griffith,” Evans captioned the ultrasound photo. Jenelle is due to give birth to her second child, and first with boyfriend Nathan Griffith , on June 29. As her due date draws near, the photos are off the hook! With this latest effort, one can only imagine what Jenelle Evans will share with her fans once the delivery begins … let alone once little Kai is actually born. Sonograms and showers, though? Borderline TMI, J. Jenelle Evans & Nathan Griffith: Photos of a Rocky Romance 1. Jenelle Evans Shower Selfie Jenelle Evans poses for a shower selfie with Nathan Griffith. Too cute or TMI? There’s no denying they’re in a good place these days, though. Just last month, rumors surfaced that Jenelle and Nathan were looking to put their baby for adoption , which wasn’t true, but sure seemed believable. Now they’re madly in love and taking shower selfies together. There will be no putting Kaiser up for adoption, just as she kept Jace. She has already named him, and has been sharing photos of her belly non-stop. Seriously. We’re talking so many selfies that we have multiple galleries of them, organized by category. This is a woman who loves some social media. Jenelle Evans Baby Bump Photos 1. Jenelle Evans: Pregnant Selfie Jenelle posted this pic to Instagram. She’s currently 29 weeks pregnant.

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Jenelle Evans Shares 4D Sonogram Photo of Son: Cute or Creepy?

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jenelle Evans has upped the selfie ante again with photo of her son, Kaiser Griffith, from his most recent 4D sonogram. That’s right, a selfie before he’s even born. You can clearly see little Kaiser’s face. How cute … right? Though his eyes are still closed, the little boy’s arm is crossed over his midsection as if he’s trying to wave hello (or just make some more room up in there). “Mr. Kaiser Griffith,” Evans captioned the ultrasound photo. Jenelle is due to give birth to her second child, and first with boyfriend Nathan Griffith , on June 29. As her due date draws near, the photos are off the hook! With this latest effort, one can only imagine what Jenelle Evans will share with her fans once the delivery begins … let alone once little Kai is actually born. Sonograms and showers, though? Borderline TMI, J. Jenelle Evans & Nathan Griffith: Photos of a Rocky Romance 1. Jenelle Evans Shower Selfie Jenelle Evans poses for a shower selfie with Nathan Griffith. Too cute or TMI? There’s no denying they’re in a good place these days, though. Just last month, rumors surfaced that Jenelle and Nathan were looking to put their baby for adoption , which wasn’t true, but sure seemed believable. Now they’re madly in love and taking shower selfies together. There will be no putting Kaiser up for adoption, just as she kept Jace. She has already named him, and has been sharing photos of her belly non-stop. Seriously. We’re talking so many selfies that we have multiple galleries of them, organized by category. This is a woman who loves some social media. Jenelle Evans Baby Bump Photos 1. Jenelle Evans: Pregnant Selfie Jenelle posted this pic to Instagram. She’s currently 29 weeks pregnant.

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Kylie Jenner Poses in Leather, Posts Strange Message About Monogamy

Posted on January 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner has posted another seductive Instagram photo. But this one is both seductive and strange. Following a close-up shot of her midsection – which followed one of her cleavage – the 16-year old has laid down on her back while decked out in leather in her latest controversial online image. And she’s included with the picture a caption that reads “My monogamy it bothers you.” Kylie Jenner: All About Her Monogamy! Is Jenner showing support for sister Khloe Kardashian in her divorce from Lamar Odom? Has Kylie herself been cheated on? By rumored boyfriend Jaden Smith? It’s unclear, but you can click on the picture itself for a larger version:

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Kylie Jenner Instagram Photos: Tame or TMI?

Posted on December 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner is back at it. The 16-year old has posted two new photos to Instagram, both of which could be considered inappropriate for a 16-year old and one of which is inarguably obnoxious. In the first, Jenner – who gave fans a close look at her cleavage last month – zeroed in on her bare belly, giving followers a close-up of her midsection in a crop top: In the second, Kylie is donning fishnet stockings and sitting behind the wheel of her $125,000 Mercedes-Benz SUV. Neither picture came with a caption attached… because they really do speak for themselves, don’t they? Hi. I’m a member of the Kardashian family and I’m desperate for attention without actually doing anything worth garnering attention for. Kim Kardashian , of course, has made an impressive living doing just this, while Kendall Jenner posed in a see-through top just days after turnined 18.

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Love & Matrimony-Dom: Don’t Ignore The Dating Non-Negotiables

Posted on June 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bottom line… if you don’t like it now, you really won’t like it later! A couple years ago I dated a woman who was cute, smart, mature, wore dreadlocks like a pro and with whom I shared an overall life perspective. She was also good in bed and had lots of wifey potential…except she had a young daughter whose physical influence was evident all over her midsection. There was nothing I could do to prevent the squishy, stretch mark-laden mass from bothering me. I even asked my mother if I was being ridiculous: she informed me that if it bothers me now, it probably always would, which should be enough to move on. She was right…it was simply a non-negotiable. This happened a couple of times in my storied dating career: I dated women with many characteristics I desired, but when they were deficient in one or two significant physical or personality aspects, I made an effort but ultimately flew the coop. Initially I always felt like an a$$hole, but I ultimately realized that I should never sell myself short, especially in a city like Chicago teeming with single, cute, eligible honeys looking for a stone and someone to bring home for Easter Sunday. Click Here To Read The Rest At MadameNoire.com

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The Situation Promises ‘The First Workout DVD That’s Entertaining’

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on The Situation Promises ‘The First Workout DVD That’s Entertaining’

The ‘Jersey Shore’ star says ‘The Situation Workout’ provides humor while you sweat. By James Montgomery, with reporting by Tim Kash The Situation and Tim Kash Photo: MTV News If your post-Hanukkah/pre-Christmas paunch has got you down, don’t worry. The Situation’s got something for that. November saw the expansion of the already formidable empire of the bulging star of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” — which already included an advice book and a line of protein-infused vodka — with the release of a brand-new workout DVD that might be the perfect antidote for too much holiday indulgence and not enough GTL. The DVD is appropriately titled “The Situation Workout,” and, as Sitch told MTV News, that’s about all you really need to know. “I really think it’s just the name in itself. As soon as someone hears the name ‘Situation,’ they’re gonna kind of know that it’s gonna be good,” he said. “It’s really the first workout DVD that’s entertaining. You’re gonna get some humor out of it, and it’s not only a workout, it’s entertaining to watch.” And while you wait to develop that six-pack, you could always draw attention away from your midsection with another Situation product, “shoelery,” as in: jewelry for your shoes. According to the Situation, there’s a vast and untapped market out there for footwear bling, and with the assistance of a company called Luxury Laces, he’s hoping to tap that market. “Nobody’s got that,” he said. “I’m in the process of trying to trademark that.” Of course, in between workouts, you’ll also need to relax. Good thing the new season of “Jersey Shore” premieres on January 6 at 10 p.m. ET on MTV. Related Videos The Situation’s Got What You Need

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Cameron Diaz’s Middle-Aged Body in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You can’t fight nature. You can try as hard as you can. You can eat well. You can go to the gym. You can even have a low body fat percentage. You can have abs, you can even have that “V” above the genitals that body builder’s get to prove how ripped they are…and to remind you that sex with them will leave your pelvis busines cuz ever thrust is like a swing from a boney baseball bat…but you can’t help your body from slowly boxing out….hips becoming a thing of your youth as you turn into a rectangle I want to fuck…and the worst thing in all this is that 40 year old Cameron Diaz hasn’t even had kids yet…but her midsection makes me think she has…and I guess so does her vagina but that’s totally unrelated to her aging and thickening and has more to do with her whore youth where she’d insert life-like baby dolls inside her and simulate giving birth as a party trick…..not that you care…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow this Link GO

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