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Harley Quinn Smith Bikini of the Day

Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, who you’d expect to look like this, because her dad is Kevin Smith…. He may be a survivor of Heart Attacks from Obesity…but he’s not the genetically enhanced sperm you’d expect to make a hot girl…. But luckily thanks to technology, the nerd icon, with all his super hero virgin weirdness…and catalog of TERRIBLE fucking movies you all probably like cuz you’re 50 and can relate to him….rich girls don’t need to be hot to get into a bikini…they can all do it, they can use apps to make themselves look hot, or they can use daddy’s credit card, whether a legit daddy or just a dad they met on some dating app…to buy a new face..tits….and clearly not Liposcution from the midsection from this one….because I guess she gets it from her daddy…and likes to show off what being a Smith is all about… The good news for her is that virgin loser nerds will like her cuz she has a vagina…and that rich nerds who are inspired by her dad’s content will like her cuz of who her dad is…so she doesn’t need my validation to say “maybe body positivity isn’t the best thing to put into a bikini”….let’s keep the pants on until we reach our New Year New Me fitness goals…it’s only fair. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Lily-Rose Depp: Latest Photos Spark Eating Disorder Rumors

Lily-Rose Depp’s career is taking off in a big way, and the 17-year-old actress, model, and daughter of Johnny seems to be on the verge of becoming a household name in her own right. Sure, like any teen she’s made some mistakes, but fortunately, no one watches Kevin Smith movies, so she should have no trouble bouncing back from the atrocity that was Yoga Hosers . Of course, with success in Hollywood comes the many pitfalls of fame, including tabloids and social media vultures scrutinizing your appearance at every turn. As you can see, Lily-Rose is a bit on the thin side, even by model standards. Radar Online recently published photos of the teen out for lunch in West Hollywood and described her as “scary skinny” and “dangerously thin.” We wouldn’t go quite that far. Yes, Lily is a model, and ladies in her profession tend to go light on the calorie intake, but she’s also 17. That’s significant because teenagers tend to have rapid-fire metabolisms. Remember subsisting on a diet of fried chicken and malt liquor your freshman year of high school and never gaining a pound? Okay, maybe that was just us, but the point is, your metabolism slows down with age, so it’s really not that weird for someone Lily-Rose’s age to be a few pounds under what might be considered a healthy weight. She may have slimmed down a bit lately, but there could be any number of reasons for that, and we doubt it’ll negatively impact her health. As for her career, Ms. Depp is blowing up lately. In fact, her dad  predicts she’ll be an A-lister in no time. Of course, he also says Lily-Rose’s sudden success worries him . We guess that’s not surprising. Any dad would be concerned in Johnny’s position, and Depp knows more than anyone how cruel Hollywood can be to newcomers and grizzled vets alike. But we’re sure he’s doing his best to keep an eye on her. In fact, it looks like he’s employing a wide variety of disguises, following Lily-Rose to her premiere events in hats, weird facial hair, and a truly baffling number of scarves. What do you mean that’s just how he dresses? We kid, Johnny!

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‘Faking It’ Poll: Can Karma Have Her Cake And Eat It Too?

Karma‘s already gone to great lengths to try and land the heart (and then some) of Hester High School’s hottest guy, but has she finally taken things too far? On tonight’s “Faking It” episode, Liam, who stunned Karma last week by shunning her sexual advances, realized there was a reason he’d withdrawn: He didn’t want… Read more

Does Ben Affleck’s Batman Have The Blues?

Kevin Smith teases fans with what he knows about the ‘Batman vs. Superman’ actor’s blue-and-gray costume.

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Does Ben Affleck’s Batman Have The Blues?

Kevin Smith teases fans with what he knows about the ‘Batman vs. Superman’ actor’s blue-and-gray costume.

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Does Ben Affleck’s Batman Have The Blues?

The Black Keys Say TMZ ‘Should Be F–king Ashamed Of Themselves’

The Black Keys weighed in on Jack White’s disdain for them but also came to the singer’s defense in the wake of TMZ’s leaked emails.

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Kevin Smith Explains Why His ‘Batman ’66′ Comic Won’t Be Like Batfleck

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman talk about their upcoming digital miniseries “Batman ’66 Meets The Green Hornet,” and just what Ben Affleck’s Batman costume really looks like.

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Kevin Smith Explains Why His ‘Batman ’66′ Comic Won’t Be Like Batfleck

Kevin Smith Explains Why His ‘Batman ’66′ Comic Won’t Be Like Batfleck

Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman talk about their upcoming digital miniseries “Batman ’66 Meets The Green Hornet,” and just what Ben Affleck’s Batman costume really looks like.

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Breaking the Waves and More: Celebrity Nudity on DVD and Blu-ray 4.15.14 [PICS]

Another week, another noticeable lack of new releases with nudity, but never fear, the catalog titles are here! The Criterion Collection is releasing director Lars von Trier’s Oscar-nominated drama Breaking the Waves on DVD and Blu-ray today, featuring some fantastic full frontal courtesy of Emily Watson ! Kevin Smith ‘s sophomore effort Mallrats is also making it’s high-def debut with some terrific toplessness from Joey Lauren Adams and a triple-nippled Priscilla Barnes ! And who said Smith’s movies were nothing but dick jokes? The French thriller M

Jennifer Lawrence And The ‘Catching Fire’ Cast Ignite Comic-Con Livestream

MTV’s livestream also welcomes Kevin Smith, Hugh Jackman and the cast of ‘Vampire Diaries.’ By MTV News

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