THe Pirelli Calendar is a big deal, it happens every year, and promote tires better than any other tire ad I can think of, especailly since it doesn’t have tires in the ad, but rather named top fashion models, naked, because it is European and that’s what they do… I haven’t seen all the pics, or really any of the pics yet…but I figure I’ll put up the one that I did see as a placeholder… It’s old, but still living, Adriana Lima and her bolt on fake tits that look like she’s a gutter porn chick, rather than one of the most celebrated and beautiful models of the late 90s / early 2000s, reminding us, this thanksgiving, to give thanks for what you have when you have it, as it can all go to shit…and when it does..if you’re lucky enough to have tits…you can use them to get you out of it… GOOD TIMES> . Come back for the rest of the pics.. The post Adriana Lima Naked for the 2016 Pirelli Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The latest bullshit news that means absolutely nothing to anyone at all, but the media picks up on it, because the media is paid for by advertisers, and they need to perpetuate consumerism to ensure they stay in business…which in this case is Victoria’s Secret….a mall brand of underwear…that is made in a sweat shop…that doesn’t do anything innovative or compelling in underwear…that don’t go out and give free underwear to people in the third world…but who instead overcharge for their product, making girls feel inadequate about their bodies, by overpaying and using these cunts to peddle their shit, because the system works…they make girls want to be these models, I can’t understand why they are the benchmark, but they are…making normal girls think that if they use their middle of the road paycheck on their product…it will all be ok… Every year, they do an absolutely boring televised informercial people watch…because they don’t realize it’s an infomercial…because Holiday season is their big time of year. They want VS boxes under every tree by using Boxes they brand VS…. Well Rihanna won’t be one of those boxes….Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid…I assume a Jenner or Two…Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Rachel Hilbert and the old timers Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel will be…but not Rihanna, she dropped out of the shit to work on her next album…and is rich enough to not bother… So fuck Victoria’s Secret…and their lies… Here’s Rihanna’s behind the scenes screengrabs from Bitch Better Have My Money video shoot…because her nipples…always win…I posted the video last week, you can google it….or CLICK HERE The post Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willow Smith Signs Modeling Contract We should have known this announcement was on the way. After becoming one of the faces of Marc Jacobs and appearing in the CR lookbook earlier this year, Willow Smith is now officially a working model. The Society Management modeling agency, which represents major names in modeling like Kendall Jenner and Adriana Lima, just announced on that it has signed 14-year-old Willow Smith to their roster: Congrats to Willow! We’re sure she’ll be some high-end designer’s “muse” by next New York Fashion Week.
-Pamela Anderson is naked again and looking hot -OMG! Boobie bounce! -Adriana Lima hotness will make you sweat -Eva Mendes sexiness returns! -Sara Jean Underwood’s booty is damn juicy -Wow! Hot drunk chicks! -Miley Cyrus is bangin’ -Alessandra Ambrosio braless for Brazil
So Adriana Lima wanted you to see her shit stain nipples…because she wore a see through dress to some fashion week event…and I guess because she’s an old used up puppet that’s used to being used by brands as their puppet…and is probably trying to do some kind of commentary to that…like an artist…or a model who is tired of being used up and replaced by the industry…in a way she feels like she doesn’t matter..when 10 years ago…she was all anyone could talk about…because she was so amazing looking..and now that she’s just old..it takes more effort…effort I encourage and would prefer if it was more of a meltdown that involved her smearing her period on the wall screaming “I’m still fresh…I’m still young….I’m still fresh”….but I’m weird..and like pussy lips more than nips… Here are pics.. The post Adriana Lima’s See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there and in case you didn’t know…photography may be a scam you can fake with your instagram filters and iphone, but every once in a while a legit photographer comes along and actually has a captivating image, which for me is important, because all I fucking do is look at shitty pics all day…of shiity people…like Stella Maxwell.. Now, why is Stella Maxwell a shitty person….well…you can just look at this clip: She’s the recently contracted Victoria’s Secret angel…and part of Victoria’s Secret campaigning them to peddle their panties, she’s getting press and exposure, and anyone who’s known bikini and lingerie models over the years, this one was a bit of a question mark, that I assume the old, detached, casting director at Victoria’s Secret chose because he was given 3-4 hipster models and had to pick one, despite hating where modeling has gone thanks to instagram… In part of her PR, she’s been now linked to dating Miley Cyrus, which would have been a scandal if it happened before Miley became a gender bending weirdo you’d expect to find on TUMBLR …where all the internet magic happens…and where Miley gets her creative direction from.. It’s not a scandal really, because gay is mainstream, what is a scandal is how Miley who is always locked away in her house, is all of a sudden being caught getting finger banged by the model…behind a truck… It’s like they expect us to believe this isn’t staged, fuck you Miley..and your lies… She’s done. Over exposed, not authentic… But here’s her “girl” Stella…for Marie Claire looking better than fucking ever…thanks to David Bellmere… Here’s that Miley Fingerbang for Attention…and Because Everyone’s a Lesbian…especially attention seeking exhibitionist attention seekers… The post Stella Maxwell by David Bellemere for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym… Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat… The post Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was once in an elevator with Queen Latifah, who is probably the most rugged, gangster acting bitch, with an entourage of seriously hardcore dykes, who you know she puts up inside her vagina to recreate child birth, it’s a fetish…and she was actually really friendly to me and if anything I was the one weirded out because I thought I walked in on some deep south lesbian gang meeting… Well, it turns out that she’s got tits that I’d expect her to have, being overweight and older, and the reality is that these are the kinds of tits that got me through the 70s thanks to national geographic, and the kind of tits that could feed a village, that still excite me because they are floppy, real, and borderline disgusting…at least if you were to see them on an 18 year old instagram model the second the Victoria’s Secret bra gets pulled off…but on a middle aged black woman…they are heavenly… The post Queen Latifah Tits for Bessie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) on May 18, 2015 at 5:41pm PDT Hailey Baldwin is Stephen Baldwin, who played Barney Rubble in the Flintstones and not much else’s daughter…with what I can only assume was a Brazilian model, and she’s gone onto amazing socialite type things only rich La/NY girls can do, like hang with Taylor Swift and the Jenners….and more importantly bang Justin Beiber..when she was 17…all while pretending to be a model, because it’s easy to become a model, when you’re a Baldwin, unless you’re Ireland Baldwin, in which case no one wants you….but lucky for Hailey…she’s not Ireland…and here she is shaking them tits….tits that Bieber has desecrated… A video posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) on May 18, 2015 at 3:50pm PDT The post Hailey Baldwin Titty Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
