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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley for VS of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley’s face looks a little rugged in this VS shoot, which is too bad, because I am a Rosie Hungtinton-Whiteley fan….and firm believer that she was at one point one of the hottest, cunty, models, who would get naked in photoshoots, would act in movies better than girls who claim to be models, all while being some uppity British chick….who dates rich bald fit men making other bald men hopeful that if they get rich and famous they too will get a Rosie Huntington-Whitely…but they won’t…. The theme of the shoot is “Movie Star”….unfortunately not “70s Skin Movie Star”…but I guess I can’t direct all shoots, in fact I can’t direct any shoots because no one cares about my worthless opinion… The post Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley for VS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Laís Ribeiro is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models they’ve abducted from some Brazilian village…who they have living in some model house where they show her pictures of her family and threaten to kill them off if she doesn’t smile for the camera like a dancing monkey who owes her career to them… She’s 24…she’s the new Adriana Lima…she may not actually be human, as Victoria’s Secret does have enough money to create life-like AI, but we’ll just assume she’s real…since you’ve had sex with enough inanimate objects in your life, including girls you’ve jacked up with roofies, so I’ll let you have this one… The post Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Works It In Canned In A Bikini Top

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Usually when I think of the Cannes Film Festival, I think of a bunch of stuffy movie premieres. But I guess I was wrong, because there’s definitely nothing pretentious about these pictures of  Jessica Lowndes walking around in a bikini. Yum. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what Jessica was doing at a film festival but right now, I’m not complaining. I missed that pushed-up cleavage of hers. Here’s hoping she sticks around all week. Photos: WENN.com

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Irina Shayk And Adriana Lima Make A great Pair

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Because there’s nothing like a pair of white-hot supermodels to get a party started, here’s  Irina Shayk and Adriana Lima at the Chopard Gold Party in Cannes. And sure, I could be upset I wasn’t invited to witness this killer lesbian fantasy firsthand, but let’s be honest, I’m probably better off just enjoying myself at home. Because I’m betting I would’ve been kicked out in 30 seconds flat. Well, maybe 45, if I was going for a new personal best. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Irina Shayk And Adriana Lima Make A great Pair

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Because there’s nothing like a pair of white-hot supermodels to get a party started, here’s  Irina Shayk and Adriana Lima at the Chopard Gold Party in Cannes. And sure, I could be upset I wasn’t invited to witness this killer lesbian fantasy firsthand, but let’s be honest, I’m probably better off just enjoying myself at home. Because I’m betting I would’ve been kicked out in 30 seconds flat. Well, maybe 45, if I was going for a new personal best. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Nicki Minaj Whale Tail of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicki Minaj showed the world her underwear…which amazed the world because she was wearing underwear…and that goes against everything we ever thought about Nicki Minaj and her ass / vagina…but I guess when built like this…with a career like this…we can assume underwear is much needed as to not stain her pants now that she’ has no control over her bowels thanks to all the numbing ass imaplants…and cock…cock from the execs who made her… But then again, what do I know…maybe she’s into underwear for the sake of showing underwear so people look at her in amazement because that ass is huge… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj Whale Tail of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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H&M Steals Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have this theory that Victoria’s Secret owns all the Chinese factories, so that all the other brands have to run through them to make their bikinis and underwear, getting a piece of the backend on everything everyone does in the space, because that’s how evil empires work…otherwise I don’t understand why they would allow H&M or any of their models to work with H&M unless their was a need for them to…because I figure if you create some Brazilian like Lima and some Dutch chick like Doutzen, you make fucking sure they don’t work for the competition..unless you are the competition…but no one knows it…. Illuminati… So here’s Natasha Poly, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima and Joan Smalls in a campaign. The post H&M Steals Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipster Bush for Purple Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Save Your Bush, Don’t Shave Your Bush….that has been my philosophy for pretty much as long as I can remember, because bush is beautiful, bush is amazing, bush is a vagina fashion accessory that makes the vagina it’s own unique and amazing place…bush is erotic, bush is exciting and I’ve made girls grow out their bush for years…because they have been programmed to think that bald is beautiful, maybe from watching too many cancer commercials.. Either way, this hipster was in some magazine called Paper, which is a fashion magazine, reminding me of the exciting new trend, that is an old trend, that is bush….it is back, it is good, I want to braid my beard in it and stick my face in it…I love it…like it was my own, even though I hate everything that is my own… The post Hipster Bush for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models Pretending to do Sports for Vogue of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some models in Vogue named: Vanessa Axente, Adriana Lima, Karmen Pedaru, Cameron Russell, Joan Smalls, & Caroline Trentini…they are all overpaid idiots…and they are pretending to do fitness, or be athletes for Vogue, when we all know…the key to a model body is starvation…and that starvation leads to no energy and a bitchy attitude with no room for fitness..but always room for cocaine and coffee to give them enough fuel to get through photoshoots and late night parties….. The post Models Pretending to do Sports for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima in Vogue Eyewear Campaign of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think there’s anything really exciting about Adriana Lima. She is an old, even washed up Brazilian model who made it in the early 2000s and now gets overpaid to spend a day getting her picture taken…two decades laters… She is known for her lingerie and bikini half naked modeling, but I guess now that she’s expired, they’ve decided to put her in sunglasses…which as it turns out may cover up her haggard over 30 year old, probably botoxed face…and mom body…but clothed makes her a hell of a lot less interesting than when she poses in lingerie and bikinis, even if her in lingerie and bikini body isn’t as good as it used to be…I’ll still look at half naked over whatever is going on here… I have no idea why I feel this is important to post, because I don’t..it just kind of happened. The post Adriana Lima in Vogue Eyewear Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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