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Hipster Bush for Purple Magazine of the Day

Save Your Bush, Don’t Shave Your Bush….that has been my philosophy for pretty much as long as I can remember, because bush is beautiful, bush is amazing, bush is a vagina fashion accessory that makes the vagina it’s own unique and amazing place…bush is erotic, bush is exciting and I’ve made girls grow out their bush for years…because they have been programmed to think that bald is beautiful, maybe from watching too many cancer commercials.. Either way, this hipster was in some magazine called Paper, which is a fashion magazine, reminding me of the exciting new trend, that is an old trend, that is bush….it is back, it is good, I want to braid my beard in it and stick my face in it…I love it…like it was my own, even though I hate everything that is my own… The post Hipster Bush for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models Pretending to do Sports for Vogue of the Day

Here are some models in Vogue named: Vanessa Axente, Adriana Lima, Karmen Pedaru, Cameron Russell, Joan Smalls, & Caroline Trentini…they are all overpaid idiots…and they are pretending to do fitness, or be athletes for Vogue, when we all know…the key to a model body is starvation…and that starvation leads to no energy and a bitchy attitude with no room for fitness..but always room for cocaine and coffee to give them enough fuel to get through photoshoots and late night parties….. The post Models Pretending to do Sports for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models Pretending to do Sports for Vogue of the Day