I know it’s only February, but I think we might as well call it: this Flashdance-inspired shoot by David Hauserman is the hottest photoshoot of the year. Now I know some of you will say it’s way too early, but trust me, after close, careful consideration with my nose a few inches from the computer screen, I’m convinced. And if it gets any better than this, well, I look forward to be proved wrong. » view all 15 photos
I know this might not be what any of us were expecting from a Victoria’s Secret Angel putting on a lingerie show in Vegas, but with how red-hot Adriana Lima ‘s looking here, you can’t really complain. According to my sources, one of my favorite Brazilian bombshells was contractually-obligated to share her “gift picks and tips” for Valentine’s Day with a store full of suckers. And I’m not sure what she had to say, but I’ve got a tip of my own: There’s no point in buying your lady friend Victoria’s Secret lingerie, because there’s no way in hell she’s going to look half as good in it as Adriana. So spare both of yourselves the disappointment. You’re welcome. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
If you know anything about models and modelling you will know one very simple thing…and that is that Brazilian women are amazing… Sure some of the over celebrated, over paid, undeserving Victoria’s Secret girls who all came up in the early 2000s, like Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart and a bunch of others were pretty good…and sure I’ve called Gisele an Tranny that Tom Brady fucks like she was a football team initiation in the post winning game shower because it helps him get his team into the Superbowl without being ousted for being a homo and there is nothing New Englanders hate more the a Feg… But they are still amazing, and the newest Brazilian model that you probably have never heard of, but should is Julia Pereira …and I would argue based on these pics alone…is better than all those overhyped Victoria’s Secret model..because Victoria’s Secret is shit, and Julia Pereira is the fucking future…
Erin Heatherton is a very very very important Victoria’s Secret model, who is just like every single other Victoria’s Secret model, at least in reference to being willing to get naked for money, but never actually naked for money, because Victoria’s Secret is boring, but as a signing bonus, they did make her Leonardo’s girl for a 6 months, which I guess is the allocated contractual amount of time he allows per girl…before moving onto the next Victoria’s Secret model, leaving their dressing room a place that would feel more like a white trash, immigrant hookeer, stripper lockerroom after one girl keeps stealing the other girl’s lap dances and bitch needs to be taught a lesson, but instead, it is a more refined level of catty behavior, because none of them actually have sex with Leo…he’s gay. That said, here is her underwear model cleavage doing nonsense that doesn’t matter…looking like some Russian bride, on her Russian Bride profile, after landing a Green Card…all covered in celebratory balloons, which to a communist is a big deal….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Selena Gomez was seen leaving Chateau Marmont in a throwback paparazzi style set that reminds me of the days when paparazzi matter…busting a girl being bad and I like bad girls…or at least telling girls they are bad…and that I need to punish them…because it turns them on…but now things are so saturated, it’s just boring, but the homeless people in the background is awesome…but homeless people are always awesome, not just when they are in paparazzi pics…but always thanks to giving a fuck you to society…good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here’s a little too much Adriana Lima spilling out of her bikini, all fat and too old to be wearing bikinis, yet she’s still getting paid a ton of money to wear bikinis, in what you would think is more of a comedy routine, mocking swimsuit models..like it was a viral video, than actually being swimsuit models…but she’s Adriana Lima…definitely into the whole fading out, rather than bowing out…and I’m totally into… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here’s one of my all-time favorite supermodels Adriana Lima putting on her own personal wet T-shirt contest during a shoot for Victoria’s Secret. And after hours 30-45 of seconds of careful deliberation, I think I’m ready to declare a winner: every single one of us. So congratulations everyone, and enjoy! We’ve earned it. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Here’s one of my all-time favorite supermodels Adriana Lima putting on her own personal wet T-shirt contest during a shoot for Victoria’s Secret. And after hours 30-45 of seconds of careful deliberation, I think I’m ready to declare a winner: every single one of us. So congratulations everyone, and enjoy! We’ve earned it. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Adriana Lima, despite being 40, is closing out the LOVE MAGAZINE CHRISTMAS ADVENT CALENDAR , that had nothing to do with Christmas at all, but that still involved peep show type videos of relevant girls they had access to, and the whole thing may not have been magical, and this may be her shitty on her Catholicism by shitting on Christmas, but I figure being a lingerie model did that long ago…no matter how long she stayed a virgin….before having a bunch of kids….
Here’s Cara Delevingne’s bi-sexual, it girl, recent Hollywood actress who is now in some Comic book movie as some major Comic Villain, alongside Will Smith and Margot Robbie….because she’s played the fucking world…pretty fucking good…showing her panties…because at this stage in giving up her privacy to get this far…because being a rich socialite girl isn’t enough…taking over the industry is the only thing that fills her emptiness…