So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care. I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous… They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas. Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them…. DOUTZEN Kroes: Lindsay Ellingson
So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care. I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous… They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas. Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them…. DOUTZEN Kroes: Lindsay Ellingson
I was the unofficial site to release the PIRELLI 2015 Calendar yesterday…because I am more of a bootlegger than a media company… I don’t care about much that comes out in a year, because I am pretty bored of everything across the board, because it is boring..from SI, to Playboy, to Men’s Mags, to pretty much everything. I have seen too much. But Pirelli is just classic. They take the best models, they have a star photographer put something together, and even though it’s been a fail the last few years, I feel like this one has been a win. Steve Meisel is one of the best out there, and the models they chose are perfectly topless, merging the lad mag, Playboy Pin Up of the past, with high fashion, making for this blend of eroticism I can totally contain because I have low testosterone and sex drive…but that I still find nice to look at… So that’s why I am posting the outtakes they released. I like to support a job well done by taking their pictures from them and sharing them with you.
One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do a Calendar than to use top models, in modern day pin up, usually naked or half naked, shot by the top photographers….because really it’s better than Glamour models… So here are the details… Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar 2015 (51st edition) Model: Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmerman, Natalia Vodianova, Isabeli Fontana, Sasha Luss, Anna Ewers, Carolyn Murphy, Cameron Russell, Karen Elson, Candice Huffine Here are the pics…this is the best one in the last few years…good job Meisel.
One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do a Calendar than to use top models, in modern day pin up, usually naked or half naked, shot by the top photographers….because really it’s better than Glamour models… So here are the details… Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar 2015 (51st edition) Model: Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmerman, Natalia Vodianova, Isabeli Fontana, Sasha Luss, Anna Ewers, Carolyn Murphy, Cameron Russell, Karen Elson, Candice Huffine Here are the pics…this is the best one in the last few years…good job Meisel.
We get a lot of great lesbian fantasies on this site, and I don’t know about you guys, but I’m currently having a pretty good time imagining myself as the Tuna in this hottie sandwich with Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio right now. Actually, nevermind, it would be kind of weird if you were imagining me in there too. Anyway, according to my sources, the two supermodel hotties were at a mall in Las Vegas to showcase Victoria’s Secret’s new $2 Million Fantasy Bra, but if you ask me, it would’ve made for a much better fantasy if they were actually wearing them too. » view all 35 photos Photos: WENN.com
Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that… [gallery}
Sure, Justin Bieber may be a capital-D Douche Bag, but apparently, the dude is a beast on skates. Naturally, Bieber’s naked selfie on Shots has gotten more attention today, but a seriously impressive goal that he scored during a rec league hockey game is also fully deserving of your attention: Justin Bieber Scores Amazing Goal! “My dangles were unreal did u see that shot…#dontf–kwiththecanadian” Bieber wrote on Instagram beneath a clip of him juking defenders out of there skates. Obviously, homey does a lot of bragging, but in this case, it’s warranted. If this whole “being the world’s biggest pop star” thing doesn’t work out, he may have a future in the NHL. The Biebs has been showing off his athletic skills all over social media recently. Earlier this week, Bieber sparred with Floyd Mayweather (shirtless, of course), and he lived to tell the tale, which is an impressive feat in its own right. So if you’ve been wondering how Bieber gets to bang Barbara Palvin and a slew of other models, now you may have your answer. Just get rich, famous, and good at sports and you too will have your pick of Victoria’s Secret Angels. And apparently, it won’t even matter if you’re a giant douche. 7 Models That May Have Had Sex with Justin Bieber 1. Adriana Lima Mere weeks after ending her marriage to Marko Jaric, Adriana Lima allegedly went home from a party in Cannes with The Biebs. We’re guessing he hit a home run with her!
Victoria’s Secret photographer Russell James put out a book called angels that features: Abbey Lee, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss, Sara Sampaio, Martha Hunt and bonus Kendall Jenner, who isn’t really a bonus, but who you can assume paid Russell James a lot of fucking money to be a part of a book that is pretty much exclusively Victoria’s Secret models naked for the sake of art, and publicity, probably published by Victoria’s Secret, because Russell James is their main photographer and is essentially owned by them… Basically reminding us that if you’re rich enough, if there is enough buzz around you, big brands you want to be part of will endorse you, even if you would never make the cut if your family wasn’t the Kardashians…you can buy anything you want even the prestigious titles of spokesmodel for a lower tier in terms of quality brand…the capitalist world is so fucked….but I still like looking at models naked…so here are the pics..
The photographer’s name is < a href="http://instagram.com/alinalakitsch" target="_blank"> Alina Kitsch . The model is probably not a real model, but a self shot girl looking for instagram pics – and that is amazing…because you don’t have to be a signed model to get in front of the camera, and you don’t have to be a signed model to get naked in front of the camera, and it’s better when you aren’t because you’re more affordable… In conclusion, I have a hipster instagram model fetish…especially when they are half naked and I can see their hipster bush…which we can’t here, but good enough.
