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Lizzy Caplan in her Panties for Rolling Stone of the Day

I don’t know who Lizzy Caplan is, but I know she’s not hot, but still famous enough to get in Rolling Stone, not that that really means anything, but it’s more famous than me, because I’ve never been in Rolling Stone, if anything the only thing I will ever hear from Rolling Stone is a possible takedown notice for posting this pic of this whatever chick…bastards…with their bad panty pics… In Conclusion, I like seeing girls in their underwear, even when they are girls I don’t care to see in their underwear.

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Lizzy Caplan in her Panties for Rolling Stone of the Day

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Some Immigrant Bootleg GQ of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter….who somehow got sold off to the fashion industry as the bootleg Adriana Lima, you know the replacement because Adriana Lima is old as fuck… She’s done Victoria’s Secret, so she’s major enough, but now she’s doing some immigrant bootleg GQ, that’s not the actual GQ, but a licensed version of GQ, based in Mexico…unlike the Mexican Coca Cola, and the Mexican Taco, the Mexican GQ is not better than the regular GQ… I’ve talked to Portuguese people who have never heard of her, so she’s not a big deal there, but from my experience, the Portuguese are pretty basic sardine eating, soccer watching, simpletons who probably thing it’s still 1954. In conclusion, being a bikini model, even for a bootleg magaizne is more interesting than being a fisherman.

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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Some Immigrant Bootleg GQ of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Behind the Scenes of the Micheal Bay Holiday Commercial of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is currently shooting their Holiday Collection – because Christmas is around the corner and it is their most important time of year to cash the fuck in. It is safe to say that the Behind the scenes picture of Adriana Lima on set below, despite being old and a mother, two things you don’t really look for in a lingerie model, she’s still at it. The money is too good. The contract isn’t expire. Milk that shit like your baby milks your tit, you overly religious slut, who can get naked for money but who can’t get a fucking abortion to save that body you get naked for money with…she makes no sense to me, but then again..the world doesn’t make sense… is the best part of their whole reminding us they exist mid-summer push…. Because the rest of their “behind the scenes” are fucking boring….here they are anyway. You know, since Michael Bay directed the commercial again…and you’re all about that Ninja Turtle shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Victoria’s Secret Behind the Scenes of the Micheal Bay Holiday Commercial of the Day

Adriana Lima Assumes Position For Victoria’s Secret

Here’s Adriana Lima shooting some commercial for Victoria’s Secret and here I am with my lips pressed up against my monitor. For some reason The girl next to me at the Starbucks I’m at is looking at me weird, so I better finish this post quickly and get the hell out of here. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos           Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Adriana Lima and Christy Turlington in LOVE of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE managed to take two old timer, professional models…who if they were instagram whores would write “Published Model”, because both managed to crawl out of whatever tall girl awkwardness they grew up in and make millions…and turn them into silly looking clowns.. I do not understand what the hell is going on here, but I dare you to try to jerk off to the pics…it’s challenging…that I know for sure…but maybe I’m just desensitized and like my models naked…especially when I’ve seen both naked…

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Adriana Lima and the List of Models for the Pirelli Calendar of the Day

Pirelli has been putting out these calendars every year for the last 100 years – that feature top models half naked posing with tires, shot by the top photographers – because tires and luxury fashion may not go hand in hand…but dudes who like tires like topless models…and models always look better when shot by good photographers…so it may not make that much sense, they are Italian…they don’t need to make sense..especially when they’ve proven to work… That said, Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel. Vanity Fair Italia, released the cast and crew of the Calendar – including Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls , Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . The theme of fetish with latex and corsets. Works for me.. I’ve stared at least all of those models topless for fashion at least once before…except Candice Huffine – she’s plus sized and we want none of that… But I guess this is for a Calendar…an obsolete form of date tracking…it’s called a fucking iPhone.. Where’s the Pirelli calendar app? That’s what the people want…none of this hang on your garage nonsense…

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Meet Hottie Dana Stuce

I know that you guys rely on me to keep you up to date on all the latest no-name hotties out there, so here you go: meet Dana Stuce . Now I haven’t been able to find out too much about this super-cutie, besides the fact that she’s from Latvia and that these lingerie pictures of hers are currently causing me to feel all warm and fuzzy in my pants region. But really, how much more do you need to know? It’s not like you guys are going to get married or anything. I already called dibs. » view all 35 photos

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Adriana Lima’s Sexy Signature Blowing A Kiss Pose

I’ve done a lot of posts on Adriana Lima over the years, which shouldn’t really surprise anybody with a working set of eyes, but lately, I’ve started to notice she’s got a signature pose she always does: blowing a kiss to the cameras. It’s kind of like Miley and her tongue action . Anyway, after spending a couple hours drooling over old pictures of her “analyzing years of data,” I’m pretty sure Adriana has been trying to send me a secret message that she loves me all this time. But I guess there’s only one way to tell: I’ll need another sign. You know, like Adriana ignoring me completely and pretending she doesn’t even know I exist. So far, so good. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Marloes Horst Because She Is Hot

Marloes Horst here may not be as big a name as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret models like Alessandra Ambrosio or Adriana Lima , but if anything, that just means I should be doing double the amount of posts on her. Because I figure she’ll be three times as likely to appreciate being shown some love from an influential bikini blogger like yours truly. Which might make her 0.0001% more likely to show me some love in return by finally accepting my standing invite to my mom’s basement. And even if I’ve got a better chance of being hit by lightening twice indoors, I still like those odds.

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Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day

Adriana Lima Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day Adriana Lima may be old. She may be tired. She may be a mom with a battered vagina. She may be an annoying Jesus freak who claimed to be a virgin who should have waited to make those babies…but she’s also a heathen harlot who gets half naked for money. That Jesus doesn’t approve of but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it. She’s recently divorced, also a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it. Now she’s showing her nipples in Vogue, another a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day