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Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day

So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption: Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women…. Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert… But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice… Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls… The post Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Twins Face Swap

Just in! Face Swap doesn’t work on twins!!! Continue reading

Hustler Still In The Porn Star Business

Playboy may have gotten out of the porn business , but at least there’s one publication out there that still properly appreciates and celebrates porn stars. Well, other than this site, that is. Because according to my sources, Larry Flynt celebrated the grand opening of one of his new Hustler Clubs in LA by inviting a whole bunch of porn stars out. Now that’s my kind of party. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Hustler Still In The Porn Star Business

Playboy may have gotten out of the porn business , but at least there’s one publication out there that still properly appreciates and celebrates porn stars. Well, other than this site, that is. Because according to my sources, Larry Flynt celebrated the grand opening of one of his new Hustler Clubs in LA by inviting a whole bunch of porn stars out. Now that’s my kind of party. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Even If ‘The Interview’ Itself Isn’t Released, A Porn Parody Of The Movie Will Be

Larry Flynt is going to take the cancelation of ‘The Interview’ lying down — in that he’s going to make a porn parody of the film to fight back against Kim Jong-un. It’s the American way!

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Barbara Palvin Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day

Barbara Palvin is naked for Madame Figaro…. She’s a Hungarian 20 year old…so I guess she’s lucky to be in this fashion story, instead of the live webcam streaming site most 20 year olds from Hungary are getting naked on…. I think she looks good….enough…I mean if you’re going to get naked, this implied nonsense is just nonsense. We are in an era where spread legged vagina shots are considered fashion not porn. Larry Flynt got shot in the back for that right…and anytime a naked girl isn’t shot spread eagled…the world is shitting on his martyrdom… I don’t know what I am saying, the fact is that these pictures don’t give me a boner, but i guess nothing really does…the internet has desensitized me…

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Valerija Kelava by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello Gets Racy of the Day

Valerija Kelava is an actual model. She’s Slovenian, which I guess means she’s first generation non-communist. Probably from a poor family who was given the option of escaping due to her height, instead of being forced into a life of mail order brides, cam girl, human trafficking, but I’ve never heard of her so maybe I am wrong. What I do know is that she’s signed with actual reputable model agencies…throughout Europe and new york. I also know that SOFIA Sanches and Mauro Mongiello are a photography duo who have done tons of photoshoots, covers, with celebrities, and now they are dabbling in a little more racy nudes…. I mean this is fashion, on a model, but also what Larry Flynt was shot for – showing the pink. Excitng times for all of us are here.

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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Some Immigrant Bootleg GQ of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter….who somehow got sold off to the fashion industry as the bootleg Adriana Lima, you know the replacement because Adriana Lima is old as fuck… She’s done Victoria’s Secret, so she’s major enough, but now she’s doing some immigrant bootleg GQ, that’s not the actual GQ, but a licensed version of GQ, based in Mexico…unlike the Mexican Coca Cola, and the Mexican Taco, the Mexican GQ is not better than the regular GQ… I’ve talked to Portuguese people who have never heard of her, so she’s not a big deal there, but from my experience, the Portuguese are pretty basic sardine eating, soccer watching, simpletons who probably thing it’s still 1954. In conclusion, being a bikini model, even for a bootleg magaizne is more interesting than being a fisherman.

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Some Tits in Vogue Italia Because they are Pornographers of the Day

I would never consider tits porn, but a lot of advertisers in America like to think it is porn, that’s why exhibitionists everywhere are protesting the nipple, or the fact that the nipple is seen as a bad thing…they have charities, women breast feeding, a whole bunch of bullshit..all based on nipple which I like… But I prefer calling out a fashion magazine for being pornographers, because Larry Flynt got shot and paralyzed for the freedom to post tits… Here are the models Stella Tennant, Audrey Marnay, Inès de La Fressange, Saskia de Brauw, Mélanie Thierry, Othilia Simon, Anais Pouliot, Golshifteh Farahani, Mariacarla Boscono, Nine D’Urso, Stella Roversi, Guinevere Van Seenus, Malgosia Bela, Suzanne Lindon, Jean Campbell, Caterina Ravaglia, Marie Piovesan, Ondria Hardin In conclusion, Vogue Italia is Euro, and in Europe topless is considered wearing a shirt…so who cares…tits are just tits…I can’t come to them, but I can come on them

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HUSTLER Creator Larry Flynt Sits-And-Squats On Good Ol’ Boys In The GOP: “I’ve Never Met A Republican That Wasn’t A Mean-Spirited Racist”

A lot of people would agree, do you? Larry Flynt Says He’s Never Met A Republican That Wasn’t A Racist Via HuffingtonPost Larry Flynt is sure that there is a Republican who isn’t “in his heart a racist,” but he’s never met one. In an interview with HuffPost Live’s Alyona Minkovsk on Wednesday, the legendary publisher said that people often ask him “why I’m always knocking Republicans.” “I’ve been around for a long time,” he explained. “I’ve never met a Republican that wasn’t mean spirited and in his heart a racist. I never met one that wasn’t.” “Now, I’m sure there are probably some that are not, but I’m just telling you what my experience has been and my exposure to conservative Republicans. They’re a nightmare.” Flynt pointed out that Republicans were on the wrong side of “every single social issue,” from immigration to reproductive rights and equal pay for women. “I do not see the Republicans ever winning another national campaign in the next three to five decades,” he insisted, adding that Democrats were also making a mistake by trying to be “all things to all people.” “What they should do is, they should do the right thing,” Flynt said. “Let women have a voice in this country, let women have a voice in their lives. You know, let reason prevail.” Damn, Larry rides hard on them hoes. Hear it directly from the horses mouth in the video below. Continue reading