I remember seeing this hottie Sammi Hanratty on the TV show Shameless and her character was well done. I didn’t know her name, but I came across her today and man her Instagram is almost like the character from the show. I’m a fan. I’m going to keep an eye out for this one!
I don’t want to sound like a broken record here, but by now, you guys all know that I think Peyton List should be way more famous. Or at least more famous than Kylie Jenner and the rest of that family of wannabe nobodies. Anyway, here she is doing a photoshoot for something called Vulkan Magazine and even though I’ve never heard of it, I figure that’s a step in the right direction. The more photoshoots we get of this hottie, the better.
It’s been a long time since I’ve had a chance to do a new post on Olivia Culpo . I don’t know what happened, but it was like the former Miss Universe fell off the hottie map for a while. But the good new is, it looks like she’s back. And at first, I figured she’d just become a professional Instagram model or something, which seems like a good fit for a former beauty queen with no other real skills, but then I did some actual research and it turns out Olivia was just named one of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Rookies for 2018. And if that means more regularly-scheduled bikini shoots from this hottie, I can’t wait. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos
I’m still waiting for Peyton List to take “the next step” and go from former Disney hottie to posting daily bikini booty shows on Snapchat and/or Instagram. AKA the Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus career path. But this latest photoshoot of her at the pool is a great start. Now she just needs to do this 2-3 times a week, and she’ll be on her way to A-list hot nobody status in no time. Practice makes perfect.
Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why Victoria Justice is jumping on a bed and flashing the camera here. And obviously I’m way too lazy to look it up. Besides, that’d just take away from me doing much more valuable work: creeping Victoria’s Instagram for even more great pictures of the hottie. Oh, and as an added bonus, I also included her recent performance on that Lip Sync Battle show below. Huh. Maybe I’m not so lazy after all.
I don’t know when Megan Fox decided to make an official hotness comeback , I’m just glad she did. Because she’s finally back to being the hottie we all know and love, instead of the pretend actress we put up with to get her Maxim bikini pictures or whatever. Point is, here’s Megan doing a new lingerie shoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood, and here’s hoping there’s a lot more where these came from. Enjoy.
I know people always say you can’t teach old dogs new tricks, but apparently that doesn’t apply to old cougars. Because it looks like somebody finally taught Elizabeth Hurley how to use Instagram. And she’s a total pro. In fact, I’d say she’s probably hotter than 90% of the Insta-wannabes out there who are half her age. I mean, is there anything this hottie can’t do? Other than age like a normal human being, that is… Either way, enjoy!
Is Rachel Bilson still famous? I haven’t heard anything about her in years, so I’m not really sure. I definitely haven’t done a post on her in a while, and as we all know, that’s the true test of any hottie’s pop culture relevance. (Stop laughing.) Anyway, I guess she’s trying to make a comeback or something, because she just did a cover shoot for some mag I’ve never heard of. And it’s a good first step. But if Rachel really wants to extend her 15 minutes, I think a high-profile fling with a low-profile blogger could really do the trick. I’m game if she is. Call me!
I know old people aren’t typically supposed to know how to use cell phones or technology, but I sure am glad someone at the Hottie Retirement Home taught Elizabeth Hurley how to use Instagram, because the 52-year-old cougar is a real natural. Then again, I guess she’s had years of experience at giving dudes five-alarm pants fires. All I know is, this is hands down the hottest Insta-cougar I’ve ever seen in the wild. Yow!
Pretty sure I did like one post on Bianca Gascoigne here back in the day and then she disappeared. Or more likely, I got distracted by some other, even bustier blonde. But I just came across this lingerie shoot from the hottie Brit and damn! Now I’m thinking me, her and the Little Tuna really ought to make up for lost time. I’m thinking 30 seconds should do it. Maybe 45 if I concentrate.