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Meet InstaHottie Linda Loo

Every so often, I like to find us all a new hot nobody to drool over, and here’s my latest discovery: Linda Loo . Now, I don’t know a lot about her, besides the fact that her Instagram is a pants fire waiting to happen, and I don’t know why, but there’s just something so sexy about a picture of a leggy hottie doing a jigsaw puzzle. Actually, it probably has to do with the hottie. Since I couldn’t care less about the puzzle. Enjoy!

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Meet InstaHottie Linda Loo

Katrina Bowden In A Little Bikini

I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Katrina Bowden , but used to be, this hottie was hands down one of my favorite blondes on TV. I don’t know what she’s been up to ever since 30 Rock went off the air, but hopefully this bikini photoshoot is the start of a promising second career as a professional model  five-alarm pants fire. Fingers crossed!

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Katrina Bowden In A Little Bikini

Hunter King’s Sweet Cleavage Show

I know most of you guys probably don’t get to sit around in your mom’s basement office watching TV all day, so you probably never got to see  Hunter King do her busty blonde thing on whatever soap opera she used to be on. And that’s a real shame, because Hunter was a great actress… to watch in the background on mute. Anyway, here’s a recent photoshoot from her and stay tuned for more, because I’m predicting big things for this hottie. And for once, I’m not just talking about in my pants region.

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Hunter King’s Sweet Cleavage Show

Joanna Halpin Will Blow Your Pants Off

I haven’t done a post on  Joanna Halpin here in at least a year, but it’s not her fault. As you can see, the British hottie is a total pants fire. Problem is, there’s just so many other hot nobody models out there, it’s tough to stay on top of them all. So if Joanna really wants to stand out, she’s going to have to do something no other hottie has ever done: AKA acknowledge my existence and/or agree to go on a date with me. Ball’s in your court, Joanna.

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Future Ex-Russian Bride Valenti Vi Makes A Hottie Comeback

Last time I did a post on  Valenti Vi , I said she just might be the hottest Russian in the world. Or at least, the hottest Russian mail-order bride  Instagram model. Anyway, now that I’ve had the chance to check out a second round of pictures from this hottie, I’ve decided that maybe I was a little too quick to make that call last time. And I think I need to spend some more time with Valenti’s Instagram just to be 100% sure. I figure another 30-45 seconds ought to do it. A post shared by Valenti Vi (@valentivitel) on Mar 19, 2017 at 1:30am PDT » view all 12 photos

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Future Ex-Russian Bride Valenti Vi Makes A Hottie Comeback

Christian Serratos Is Pretty In Bello

I forgot where I recognized this hottie at first, but then I double-checked the archives, and I guess  Christian Serratos use to be in Twilight or something? And according to my research, she’s apparently in The Walking Dead now. And more importantly, right now, she’s showing off some super-cute cleavage in Bella  and giving me a serious pants fire. Which is always a smart career move, if you ask me. Yow! » view all 12 photos

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Zoe Cross Gets Wet

Meet Zoe Cross . I don’t know much about this hottie besides the fact that she’s a model and that she’s from Australia, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. But just in case you still had any doubts, this beach photoshoot of hers definitely confirms that. Yow! Anyway, here’s hoping we get to see a lot more of Zoe where these came from. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to spend a few days visiting her Down Under, if you catch my drift. (I’m talking about her lower half, just to be clear.) » view all 13 photos

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Instagram Model Carmella Rose’s Tongue Action

I know I’ve talked about this in the past, but if you want to know just how screwed up the modeling industry is these days, take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Carmella Rose and try to tell me why this hottie hasn’t done a Victoria’s Secret fashion show yet, but Bella Hadid has. I’ll give you a hint: one of their parents has a ton of money, and the other’s doesn’t. Anyway, hopefully if I keep doing posts on Carmella, that perfect booty of hers will eventually start getting the attention it deserves. And if not? Maybe I can at least score a date (or a few private “photoshoots”) out of it. Wish us me luck! » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Police Officer Helps Speeding Student Tie His Tie

And they say police officers are terrible people.

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Police Officer Helps Speeding Student Tie His Tie

Love Magazine Ruins The Instgram Model Hailey Baldwin Xmas Video

I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m starting to get pretty glad that Christmas is almost here. Not because I’m excited for presents or anything — I’m pretty sure I’m not going to wake up to find a busty supermodel under the tree this year. No, I’m excited because it means we won’t have to suffer through the daily disappointment of checking out these lame LOVE Advent videos, only to find that they ruined another hottie. Today, it was Hailey Baldwin ‘s turn to dance around in lingerie, and unlike some of the others, this video actually could’ve been good. You know, if they’d remembered to shoot it in focus.

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