Peyton List is no Dove Cameron, but she somewhat cute. She really doesn’t catch the attention of Little Tuna. When that happens, I really don’t know what to write. She needs to get naked, then I would like to see how he responds. For now, dead asleep!
Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked… I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist…and these nudists do whatever they can…. All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see… Maybe flashing is in our DNA code…and watching is in our DNA…men like watching girls…even if they call us perverts…. Repetitive is good when it’s naked… She’s in Playboy, dead Hefner’s legacy..in what was innovative nude, where the girls get pid, then in became a non nude pile of shit and now became the nude instagram shoot…over and over…. Hot tit. The post Elizabeth Elam Naked for Dead Hefner’s Instagram Shoot Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know about you, but every time I see a girl on a bike, especially in a skirt, I assume she’s rubbing her pussy up against it, because girls are horny and despite their persona of being little ladies, they are infact into grinding their cunts into everything they can, in efforts to lube up or cum… So it makes sniffing bike seats a lot more fun…..unless you get caught by some killjoy against you sniffing bike seats… The pussy being rubbed on this bike seat is Elle Macpherson…the top model from the late 80s I used to jerk off to when Sports Illustrated swim matters…my first supermodel crush I can remember…and by crush I mean picture I destroyed by spraying my 18 year old seed all over it. The pics aren’t all that hot, but she’s still magical, and really hot depends on how perverted you are…you can find erections in everything.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE I guess these pics are weak…but here she is covered in mud….like you’d want a woman to be…if you’re into scat. The post Elle Macpherson Pussy Rubbing on Bike Seat Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofia Vergara is naked in Women’s Health in some strategic naked way..that basically makes her not naked at all…but naked none the less…and I guess if you’re into 50 year old busty women who parody hispanic women for some Network TV sticom bullshit…and you’d expect her of all people to know how to get naked properly, not like this bullshit… You see, she was a florida single mom who snuck into America…who miraculously got onto TV…girl gets naked…or knows how to get naked…so this naked is just weak, offensive, lazy now that she’s rich…as you’d expect… The post Sofia Vergara’s Naked in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maybe you guys can help explain this to me, because I must’ve looked at these pictures 15 times now and I still can’t figure it. Here’s what I’ve got so far: former teenage troublemaker Madison Beer did a cover shoot for something called Nude Magazine , only as far as I can tell, she didn’t get naked in a single picture. I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that’s false advertising. » view all 13 photos
I guess Dove Cameron is trying to change her image from sweet innocent to hipster doofus. Here she is doing some photoshoot doing all the cliche shots. Airstream check. Desert check. overpriced ugly vintage clothes check. Just get naked and show your tits already. That’s how you do it right. Continue reading →
Here’s Miley Cyrus posing naked for yet another magazine and you know, it got me thinking… I’ve been trying to get Miley to get naked for me for years now with no luck. But maybe I’ve just been going about it all wrong — forget indecent Twitter proposals and blog posts, what I should really be doing is starting my own faux artsy magazine and pretend I’m interested in making a “statement”. Hey, it worked for these guys, why couldn’t it work for me too?
Charli XCX is some UK popstar who I don’t think is really that relevant, but relevant enough for Taylor Swift to have ripped off her music, at least according to the internet, not according to me, because I am not an expert on either Taylor Swift or aspiring Taylor Swift music….in fact, I fucking hate it and believe it is the devils work designed to sell product to our youth.. I do know that Charli XCX may not be overly famous, I can’t think of anything she’s done, but music is overrated and gets in the way of me listing to my internal dialog crying in the failure that is my life… I also know that she shows off her tits and ass, and even when she’s done up for a style magazine, she’s still a whorish enough for me to care and that is one of the keys to success according to me…which means nothing to anyone in the grand scheme of the world… I just know when a girl is willing to get naked…keep encouraging her to get naked…by talking about her even when she doesn’t get naked…a theory that will backfire when she decides she doesn’t need to get naked anymore because she’s finally made it and can get fat…I guess only time will tell… The post Charli XCX Slutty for Sunday Times Style of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret is Elsa Hosk….is naked…. The photographer she’s getting naked for is Adam Frnazino… I am not sure if these are from before or after she booked Victoria’s Secret and mattered as a model, or if they are when she was just trying to get naked and noticed, in hopes of booking a gig like Victoria’s Secret… I just know that you can see her tits, and tits…are more interesting than her in photoshopped lingerie pics…since you can see her otherwise airbrushed nipples… She’s Swedish, like Ikea… The post Elsa Hosk Naked for Adam Frnazino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked… I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist… All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see…like it was a class field trip and the girls on the bus were flashing cars going by…but the internet version which lives forever if you missed it.. Maybe flashing is in our DNA code….because as desperate as it may be…I still stare. VIA P Magazine The post Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .