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Elodie Christ is Good…of the Day

Jesus Elodie Christ…. She’s apparently a model, she goes by the name Elodie Christ, maybe it’s her actual name, maybe she’s one of Jesus’ distant relatives, who the fuck am I to know these things… What I do know is that this is a shoot for Marie Claire France of her in some early 80s blazer….but more interestingly in her goddamn underwear on a studio floor…doing something I love…pantyhose over panties….it’s not something I google, but I do remember the first time my high school girlfriend changed out of her waitressing clothes when I was just a young pervert, a not very refined pervert, a pervert who didn’t know how to channel my perversion to make a massive fucking media empire no one has ever heard of…but more the kind of pervert who got an instant erection and was forced to jerk off on myself because she was tired as she posed in the bed….smelling like dirty feet from sweating in the pantyhose all day…but I didn’t care…the way it shaped her young tight body…was perfection… Now that I am old as fuck, I don’t quite get the same excitement, but the memories are forever…and this instigated that…so here this is…to inspire your own pervert shit that happens when you see hot chicks named after your lord and saviour in her damn panties… The post Elodie Christ is Good…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miley Cyrus Wrestling her Sister Porn of the DAy

Miley Cyrus and her sister wrestling isn’t really erotic, but anyone who has ever fucked a girl with a sister will know that wanting to fuck the sister is a serious thing…it’s like “why did I end up with this one”…or if you’re lucky you’re like “I wonder if their pussies are the same and is it cheating if they are, not that I care about cheating, but it’s nice to know what you’ve got yourself into”….sister fetish….totally normal..but I don’t think her sister is 18 year and I don’t think this is hot because they aren’t lathered up in motor oil, or pig fat from their farm….but it is a reminder that Miley still exists and when she’s not putting on a bullshit show, or touring she’s fucking dull.. Miley was in a bikini over the weekend…but it was boring….but here it is anyway.. The post Miley Cyrus Wrestling her Sister Porn of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Richie and Pia Mia in Flaunt of the Day

Sofia Richie and Pia Mia are best fucking friends…which makes sense, they are both ratchet little rich kids, youtubers or daughters of Lionel Richie…but unlike Nicole Richie are his actual DNA….so probably more loved, spoiled and in this era…of entitled cunt…annoying.. Together they are living in the LA scene…leveraging each other for followers, doing the LA thing to get noticed and paid attention to…so that they too can be Kardashians…or make that money for posting bullshit pics to social media like it matters…and I guess young girls are into them, into following them…and there’s just so much crossover between all these idiots…they are like the popular crowd in the highschool and I’m the creepy teacher jerking off to them….works for me…because having to listen to them talk would be far too tedious when staring at their pantyhose and poses takes little to no effort… The post Sofia Richie and Pia Mia in Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers in Pantyhose of the Day

[jwplayer player=”1″ mediaid=”140823″] Here’s a video for W magazine featuring Anna Ewers…putting on pantyhose…and that’s all I have to say about that…because I have other shit to do…like stare all all my failures…and categorizing them….you know starting with my wife…and ending with the hell that is my life…but at least Anna Ewers is here to mock me with her pantyhose to make me feel worse about things…thanks for that…. The post Anna Ewers in Pantyhose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pirelli Calendar Outtakes of the Day

I was the unofficial site to release the PIRELLI 2015 Calendar yesterday…because I am more of a bootlegger than a media company… I don’t care about much that comes out in a year, because I am pretty bored of everything across the board, because it is boring..from SI, to Playboy, to Men’s Mags, to pretty much everything. I have seen too much. But Pirelli is just classic. They take the best models, they have a star photographer put something together, and even though it’s been a fail the last few years, I feel like this one has been a win. Steve Meisel is one of the best out there, and the models they chose are perfectly topless, merging the lad mag, Playboy Pin Up of the past, with high fashion, making for this blend of eroticism I can totally contain because I have low testosterone and sex drive…but that I still find nice to look at… So that’s why I am posting the outtakes they released. I like to support a job well done by taking their pictures from them and sharing them with you.

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Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson of the Day

Miley Cyrus is the spokesperson for some Seamless pantyhose company, which is great news to all the pantyhose fetishists I know exist, because there was a period of time where I was one, not that it ever really became a fetish, but it was the 80s and ripping a hole in the nylons to get access was hot…whether in a mail room of an office setting, or a night club, because every girl wore these things…and they made their legs and asses look amazing I think I lost my pantyhose fetish, when I smelled pantyhose foot, which is a far worst smell, even on a clean girl, not that I’ve ever fucked a clean girl, but I am assuming they smelled some level of cheese that tarnished pantyhose for me for the next 2 decades….it was like “get out of those things and soak your feet before I suck your toes and violate you with my mouth – girl who is too drunk at happy hour after working all day at the bank to know where she is #billcosby… That’s besides the point, the point here is why the fuck isn’t Miley, in her seamless pantyhose, showing off her ass…this is for Terry Richardson. I expect more.

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NSFW Harlem Shake of the Day

How about some Harlem Shake with some titties cuz titties make everything….even Harlem Shake…aka the most revolutionary and important internet video movement….the planking of its generation…..the Call me Maybe and Gangnam style cover of 2013…just when you thought Harlem Shake couldn’t get any fucking better….

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Eva Herzigova’s Naked for Fashion of the Day

Eva Herzigova is naked for some ad campaign and it is about as exciting as you’d expect it to be, you know since it is for fashion and not for spread vaginas or gynecological equipment or cervix jewelry…even though cervix jewelry is the only accessory I am into this year…but I guess no one cares about my needs…assholes.

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Ariana Grande Pantyhose Upskirt of the Day

Ariana Grande is the next generation of tween starlets who I’ve never heard of, you know the new Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, even though she’s pretty much the same age as them, only instead of running off to do SMUT, she’s still knee deep in the Disney candy coated bullshit shows that perverts everywhere watch with their kids, making her a 19 year old that is pretty well lusted after by dads everywhere….and I guess single dudes weird enough to watch kids shows for the pussy….which unfortunately isn’t something I do…despite how pathetic it sounds…I just stick to the self shot upskirt pics they release to the internet…that’s more my thing…even if I like my pantyhose crotches to be more ripped, stained, wet, amazing….

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Caprice posing nude

Caprice certainly looks like she could turn a few guys on if these pictures are anything to go by where she is showing off her cute tits and ass for the photographer once again Continue reading