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Elaine Alden – New York Knick’s Landry Fields’ Groupie Pussy Pics of the DAy

I love no name groupie pussy who gold dig their way onto the cock of professional athletes, cuz professional athletes tour all kinds of cities, have more money than they know what to do with and and end up in bars and hotels in all kinds of cities, where they meet all kinds of sluts they would otherwise never meet who work as bar maids, bottle service girls and party sluts….and spot opportunity…but it take s certain kind of opportunist cocktail waitress slut to turn it all around and make motherfucker call her his gf so that she can call her low level self a model in hopes one day she’ll get booked as a model to help pay off her implants…I mean unless her scam to get knocked up by the motherfucker works first…. Her name is Elaine Alden and these are her self shot pics for the internet….She’s Hot. I’m in Love.

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Kate Upton Hiding her Gut for Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton posted these pics to twitter….she’s a bikini model who I call a fat chick in training….because she’s really a fat chick in training…and I think she realizes that her gut is catching up to her tits…skinny legs or not…she’s sloppy….cuz why else would she be posting pics from the belly button up…this is some Secret Internet Strategy….that I’ve been tricked by so many times to know it when I see it….but at least she’s got awesome sized tits and a loyal fan base….and more importanlty a few more years before actually turning into Anna Nicole Smith…

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Bikini of the DAy

These Kim Kardashian bikini pics for twitter are amazing…cuz Kim Kardashian is wearing a fat chick bikini you see middle aged women wear cuz their stomachs are as toned as a slaughted animal on the side of the road in an african village during a famine….ravaged and abused…you know one of those outfits they think compliments their bodies but really looks like fucking hell….or like bitch is into infantilism and trying to cover her adult diaper that in Kim Kardashian’s case is actually made of fat and not Pampers….and her incontenience of bladder control leakage is usally in the form of being peed on by Ray J in sex tapes that launch her career….a career that shouldn’t have ever happened…. She looks horrible. I dare you to try jerking off to this…unfortunately, I’ve jerked off to worst…and know you can pull this one off….that doesn’t make her any less disgusting!

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Cameron Diaz Gets Sexy For Something

It’s really hard for me to say this, but I think I’ve got some half decent pictures of Cameron Diaz . I know that sounds pretty shocking, she’s older than most of your parents, but I think that’s exactly what’s happening here. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s wearing short shorts or that she’s hanging out next to a pretty awesome dune-buggy, I don’t know, but I like the way things have worked out. Obviously these pictures don’t make any sense to me, why would an adult diaper company want pictures next to a dune-buggy? That’s what these are right?