Prince To Perform At George Lucas And Mellody Hobson’s 2nd Wedding Must be nice! Via Page Six: “Star Wars” creator George Lucas and his new wife, Mellody Hobson , are having a second wedding celebration today in her hometown of Chicago — and word is that superstar Prince will perform. The couple, who married last weekend in California, are throwing an extravagant party on the lakefront at Promontory Point, which will be closed off for the private, tented event. Hobson is president of Ariel Investments, which is headquartered in her native Windy City. Meanwhile, prominent Prince-watchers are hinting on Web site DrFunkenberry.com that he’s planning some New York concert dates that will take place “sooner than anyone thinks.” Congrats again to George and Mellody… WENN
This is all bad… New Report Claims Michael Jackson Silenced Boys He Assaulted Secret FBI files published in a British newspaper allege how superstar singer Michael Jackson paid off parents and victims of his sexual abuse. Via RadarOnline reports: The files, reportedly provided to the FBI as part of its probe into Pellicano, name 17 boys – including five child actors and two dancers – whom Jackson abused. Other children the singer allegedly preyed on include a European boy and the sons of a screenwriter. Their names were not published in the report. In a transcript of one tape from 1993, Jackson’s ex-butler Philip LeMarque and his wife Stella detailed how screen legend Marlon Brando complained that the King of Pop would “disappear with the children” at his Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, Calif. Stella said: “He’d come to the ranch and always see Michael playing, disappear with the children. Michael would never spend time with the adults at the ranch. “He [Brando] said, ‘What the hell is Michael doing with those kids!’’’ She said another famous guest, the late Elizabeth Taylor, “never” complained. The couple said Jackson would watch Adult films with young boys in his private bedroom behind a secret wall. The explosive report comes just days after a dancer-choreographer revealed how he’d been allegedly abused by Jackson beginning at age seven and said it continued unabated for a period of seven years. Wade Robson, now 30, told a Los Angeles court that Jackson made his first sexual advances in the star’s bedroom in 1990, as his sister Chantal slept in the same room and often with his mother under the same roof. “It showed at least two dozen children were given money to stay quiet – which came to around $35million,” the investigator said. “Wade Robson was one of the kids identified as a victim while our reports show many others were paid off before their names even emerged.” If FBI files had proof of multiple payouts, it would’ve been introduced by Sneddon during the 2005 trial, given that the DA specifically requested the FBI’s assistance.
Yesterday, I put up a video of Farrah Abraham’s empty line at Exxxotica 2013 . As you guys know she is now a porn star and like other adult entertainers is making a living charging 20 bucks for signed photos at industry conferences. Anyway, here are more photos from the event with true professionals and in case you missed it, the video of her lonely booth.
Farrah Abraham is actually no stranger to the bedroom maneuvers she showed off in her sex tape. If you don’t know what we mean, remember the title: Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom . Says it all. Just a few minutes into the adult film smash, she tells James Deen that she needs to lubricate up, because, well, it’s not as lubricated in that orifice. Sorry. We’re grossed out too, but we do have a point. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Interview She tells her porn star pal that “This is my first time!” Well, guess what? The reality star was lying, as usual. In an interview with The Dirty’ s Nik Richie, Farrah Abraham revealed that, actually, she’d gone there before at age 15, before dating Derek Underwood. Yep, before she even had “real” sex with her baby daddy. And Chrissy Teigen called her a whore already. Pressed by Nik about her sexual history, Farrah said she loves to do it that way and is not ashamed. Heck, it might even be her number-one sexual option. “This is a little bit weird, but if you want to go there,” she said. “Why can’t I do whatever I want? I can hang from a monkey bar and do sex up there first if I wanted to.” Quote of the year material right there, Farrah.
Nina Agdal is a downs syndrome lookin’ model, who luckily has a fantastic body to distract me from some Corky fetishes I’ve once known too well. Not because I jerked off to LIFE GOES ON …but because I worked at a retard home and the girls were always masturbating, unable to really communicate well enough to tell on me, and luckily I got none of them pregnant in the process…it was a romantic time as an orderly, I get Downs like that..a romantic experience while changing her adult diaper before bed time….. Judge all you want. Haters gonna hate… Enough about me…Here’s Nina in some lingerie making dreams come true…for her immigrant self as she steals all the American model work….
I love these kinds of stories….Ashlynn Brooke a pornstar who is no more…has left the adult world, because I guess it was just a bad decision she made as a kid, when she wanted fame and money and realized that porn comes with very little of both. But more importantly it comes with a lot of shame, lack of self respect, humiliation to your friends and family and an inability to live with yourself, or live with a normal life, because you’re just a vessel for random cock from dudes you probably wouldn’t even talk to at the gym cuz they are slime as fuck. Well now she’s a car sales person and she posted this youtube video for your help. When she realizes it’s easier to take dick the ass for 1,000 dollas than sell a buick, she’ll be back. She’s just going through a soul cleansing phase, before realizing she’s already out there….goin’ straight to the mainstream life is a fail. But watching her is pretty funny as she tries so hard to be normal…. TO SEE HER DOING PORN FOLLOW THIS LINK
Vanessa Hudgens is bending over in her Pilates class some creep took pics of through the window….a creep we can assume her PR people hired…because they are re-inventing her and the better she does, the better they all do….and I’m glad they did this…because a fit girl is a girl I like to look at…especially when bending over in spandex at angles where I can kinda make out her pussy…unless that’s just her bush…cuz she’s a hairy little thing…at least based on her self shot nudes…. Spring Breakers just dropped and it is Spring Break….so we can all assume that Vanessa Hudgens wants to look her best so that all this press works the way it is supposed to…and that she can become the adult star in adult roles she wants to be…and while she’s workin on that…I’ll just keep staring… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you’re looking for some hot local cats, where are you gonna go? To Adult Cat Finder, of course! How frisky are you feeling?! Adult Cat Finder Cats seeking fellow frisky felines on a faux online dating site? ME-OW! “Having a hard time finding local cats in your area? Do you wish there was a way to connect instantly with one online, at any time? Now you can!” the site says. “With Adult Cat Finder, you’re never more than one click away from chatting with a hot, local cat in your area,” it boasts, along with a “Try it out” button. And unlike Adult Friend Finder, the pop-up window won’t give you a virus. Just a live feed of Fluffy engaging in some compelling, albeit monosyllabic conversation. Okay, so it’s not a real site. It’s still really funny.
With Identity Thief , Melissa McCarthy proves she’s got what it takes to carry a feature, however meager the underlying material. Sustaining the same brand of unpredictable energy that made her such an effective scene-stealer in Bridesmaids and This Is 40 , McCarthy plays the tornado to Jason Bateman’s uptight nebbish, an accountant who drives halfway across the country to confront the zealous con artist who stole his personal information, maxed out his credit cards and tarnished his good name. Though this adult-skewing comedy looks like a midrange performer at best, McCarthy’s credit rating should skyrocket. The perfect sucker, Sandy Patterson (Bateman, reteaming with Horrible Bosses director Seth Gordon ) is an underappreciated bean-counter for a Denver mega-corporation who naively offers a chipper-sounding telemarketer (McCarthy) his vital details, then seems astonished when his credit card is declined at the pump. Pulled over a few blocks later by cops with a warrant for his arrest, Sandy learns that in addition to racking up extravagant purchases on his cards, the female impersonating him also jumped bail and tried to evade narcotics charges in Florida. From where the audience sits, the irony is that hardly anyone would want this guy’s identity to begin with. Apart from his androgynous-sounding name — the source of a running series of emasculating jokes — Sandy seems as strait-laced and uninteresting as they come, though the casting department supplies him with crazy-hot wife Amanda Peet to cheerlead from the sidelines. In all other respects, he’s a chump, and what his life needs most is something to shake him up and remind him he’s a man. Certainly that’s the idea of sending him on a road trip to “pretty much the worst place in America” to apprehend his doppelganger and drag her back to face charges in Denver. Anyone who’s ever been the target of such fraud can tell you that trying to track down an identity thief in person is the last thing to do, but screenwriter Craig Mazin (who shares story credit with Jerry Eeten) has conceived a razor-blades-on-the-outside, mushy-in-the-middle laffer where the culprit isn’t half as bad as she initially seems. On first encounter, fake “Sandy,” aka Diane (McCarthy), freaks out when her mark confronts her, stealing his car and trying to ram him off the highway. As if she weren’t dangerous enough, it turns out that Diane’s being pursued by a pair of contract killers (Tip “T.I.” Harris and Genesis Rodriguez), who barge into her white-trash lair with guns blazing (the art directors clearly had a field day cramming a tiny home with as much tacky shopping-spree booty as they could manage). Sandy’s plan is to drag Diane back to Denver and clear his record. Not trusting the basic road-trip premise to carry the show, the script piles on several tired ’80s-movie cliches, thrusting the pair into artificial peril as they try to outmaneuver an aggressive redneck bounty hunter (Robert Patrick), those two hitmen and the cops. But the funniest moments have nothing to do with these gimmicks, relying on the character-driven dynamic between the pic’s polar-opposite protags, as when Diane demonstrates her quick wit by inventing humiliating cover stories for the couple wherever they go. However grating Sandy may find her, Diane is undeniably charming to everyone they meet, a lonely woman driven by an insatiable desire to be loved — a quality that brings auds around to her side long before Sandy realizes there might be more to this woman than he first imagined. Since the writers have left Bateman’s character such a blank (with no real problems of his own to work out en route), the film’s success depends almost entirely on the salty energy McCarthy brings to the equation. Among the cameos peppered along the way, the rowdiest — and most unrecognizable — comes from Modern Famil y’s Eric Stonestreet as Big Chuck, a cowboy haplessly smitten with Diane. The ensuing love scene is sure to leave scars for some viewers, but serves to defuse whatever romantic chemistry auds might expect between the two leads. It’s actually surprising that Identity Thief doesn’t allow love to bloom between Sandy and Diane: By never considering Diane as a rival for Peet’s wooden housewife, the film reveals plus-size problems baked into its body-image ideas. Generally speaking, the brightly lensed, snappily edited pic leaves auds wanting more, despite a few distracting visual effects and one or two dead-end subplots it could have done without. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Here is Jenna Jameson doing her best Miley Cyrus impersonation while hosting some AVN after party. I remember when I went to the AVN Awards a few years back, Jenna went on stage and told the whole crowd that she was completely done with the adult industry. Well, I guess money is harder for her to come by these days because here she is hosting a porn event. Anyway, it’s nice to see her again and I have a feeling that Jenna will be doing some XXX action shortly.
