Robert Patrick How to make it in Hollywood

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Filed under: MemeTracker , Animals College Humor’s Dan Gurewitch posted this photo of his friends’ dog on his personal blog . I was so taken by the dog’s condescending expression that I decided to turn him into an Advice Dog meme . Meet Disapproving of the Internet Dog. This guy is so sick of your internet nonsense that all he can do is scowl. Things Disapproving of the Internet Dog hates: LOLcats Justin Bieber Rick Astley The word FAIL Mashups Vloggers Flash mobs Chatroulette If you’re reading this blog, he probably hates everything you love! He’s like our anti-mascot. You can make your own Disapproving of the Internet Dog images by checking out this Meme Generator page . Go nuts. Share Spot the Achewood reference ! previously:// How To Write Awesome Captions for Advice Dog and Friends Continue reading
Hole frontwoman reaches out to estranged daughter, 140 characters at a time. By James Montgomery Courtney Love Photo: Andy Sheppard/ Redferns Early Monday morning, Courtney Love had what she referred to as a “Twitter relapse,” and, boy, was it a doozy. While most of the world was asleep, the Hole frontwoman — who, in recent weeks, has embarked on a rather thorough career rehabilitation plan — launched an all-out Twit-missive toward her estranged daughter, Frances Bean, of whom she lost legal guardianship late last year. Love tweeted Frances nearly 40 times over the course of an hour. In the tweets , Love gives her daughter a whole lot of relationship advice (“don’t have an assistant as a boyfriend”), begs her to “clear my name,” apologizes for not marrying a man who may very well be Edward Norton, says she misses spending time with her and concludes by saying she’s going to go chant (and delete “half” of the messages). The impetus behind the outburst was apparently a photo Love saw of Frances holding hands with her boyfriend backstage at last month’s Coachella festival. “Bean, I saw you at Coachella with [her boyfriend, who may be named Isaiah] in a pic. He looks sweet and like your dad actually,” Love wrote. “I hope he takes care of you and you look beautiful, even though you have an angry furrow. … I think that’s called your ‘lawyer lie’ furrow.” And from there, Love started picking up steam, writing that she “won’t tolerate” being named on “worst mothers lists” and that she plans on fighting for Frances, even if it means going to court. “The last thing I look forward to in this life is any trial, but I’m a good mother and I won’t allow you to believe such nonsense, so suit up,” she wrote. “I love you, sorry to take to the world wide Ethernet, but I love you and I don’t know how to tell you without telling one of the pack, madly.” After that, she went back to weighing in on Frances’ relationship with her boyfriend, warning that if he treats her wrong, “I’ll get him.” “There’s plenty of fish in the sea lining up for both of us, who will treat us like princesses and not 2nd class citizens, or damaged goods,” she wrote. “I know you have that in you, if he’s not treating you like the goddess you are, baby, get the hell out, do not settle. Give them a little time, and if they don’t man up, then woman out. That’s my advice to you. And don’t date a slave, or an assistant, that’s no fun.” Love then apologized to Frances “for not marrying E.” In the late ’90s, she dated actor Edward Norton and was reportedly engaged to him, so that may be to whom she’s referring. Then she rattled off a list of do’s and don’ts for making a relationship work, including: “Make sure you laugh a lot, and try to have a spiritual connection,” “Don’t get him presents and don’t vie for him, don’t over text,” and “don’t take any sh– from that boy. … If he’s not a prince and a MAN, he doesn’t deserve you, period.” Love concluded by writing that she “prays” for Frances every day, and that she “miss[es] [her] more than anyone has ever missed anyone.” She apologized for using Twitter to reach out to her daughter and said that she did so because “the boy stuff you need to hear only from me. … Wendy [Kurt Cobain’s mother, and Frances’ court-appointed guardian ] is too boy crazy.” A spokesperson for Love had no comment about the incident when contacted by MTV News. Does Courtney actually have some good points in her messages to Frances Bean? What would you do if your mother tweeted you advice this way? Sound off in the comments. Related Videos Back To The ’90s: Kurt Cobain And Courtney Love On Parenthood Related Artists Courtney Love

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Rapper is chased down by a gang after pursuing the boss’ lady. By Jayson Rodriguez Drake in his “Find Your Love” video Photo: Young Money You don’t mess with the boss’ girl. It’s an age-old adage that Drake is apparently still learning in his new video, “Find Your Love,” which premiered Tuesday (May 11) on MTV.com. In the clip, directed by Anthony Mandler (who’s worked with Jay-Z, John Mayer and Mary J. Blige), an ominous message runs across the bottom of the screen foreshadowing the action to come, as an elderly man advises Drake to get out of town: “The worst thing about crossing a line is when you don’t know you already have. …” Drake fires back, ignoring the advice, as images of his leading lady Maliah Michel flash before his eyes: “It’s just hard for me to up and leave like that. “I don’t understand how you can own somebody,” he continues. “If I leave and I don’t see her, I feel like I really have a regret, I’m gonna go home and think what if?” From there, things rewind to Drake in a dancehall club in the heart of Kingston, Jamaica . Standing in the VIP area with scantily-clad females gyrating around him, the Toronto MC ignores his present company when he spots Michel, who’s dancing suggestively herself with dancehall superstar Mavado , who plays the head gangster in the clip. Drake and Michel’s eyes lock in a gaze, however, and soon he’s making his move on the video vixen. In the next scene, at a beach party, Drake approaches Michel as members of Mavado’s gang idle nearby and watch the interaction. The crooning rapper then kisses her on the hand and she pulls him in closer with a welcoming smile. As Drake and Michel leave the party to walk to the beach, the gang members ride out on their motorcycles to relay to the boss what’s going on with his lady. Mavado is informed about the “brown boy” who’s been causing trouble and orders action. “Do it now,” he tells his underling. Back in the present, an unsuspecting Drake is walking through “Gully” town, searching for his lover. Memories of his rendezvous with her play back in his mind, from their playful flirtation on the beach to the sizzling bedroom scene. When Drake arrives at the compound where Michel is located, he peers over the gate to call for her right when Mavado and his rude boys descend behind him. Guns are drawn and Drake is captured by the goons. The camera zooms in toward the house, where Michel appears to have a look of consternation on her face. The Young Money rookie is then tied up and placed in a chair in a basement, surrounded by members of Mavado’s gang. A weary but unharmed Drake quietly sits as Mavado chastises him for coming to Jamaica and thinking he could take his woman. Then, much to Drake’s surprise, his would-be love, sitting on Mavado’s lap, coldly rises to her feet, takes the gun placed on the gangster’s lap and walks slowly toward her fling. Clarity washes over Drake as he realizes he was set up from the beginning. Michel makes her way behind Drake, raises the gun, and then three gunshots ring out in synch with the words “Find Your Love” flashing across the screen. What do you think about Drake’s new video? Let us know in the comments! Related Videos MTV Video Premieres Related Artists Drake

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No one flunked outright, but Casey James was the only contestant to impress us much. By Eric Ditzian Shania Twain poses with the “American Idol” Top 6 Photo: FOX Oh, you crazy “American Idol” kids! We’d been worried all day for you. Was the songbook of ’90s country queen Shania Twain the type of “Idol” classroom material that would sink every single one of you? Were we in for a live performance on Tuesday night that would have us harkening back to those ear-bleedingly awful top-24 shows in late February? No and no. Collectively, this was the finest group of performances of the year, and we’re pleased to announce that for the first time, not one contestant notched a failing grade on our weekly “Idol” report. That doesn’t mean we’ve got a bunch of honor students on our hands. In fact, the ranks of the Average Idols have swelled — which is to say that while no one crashed and burned, almost no one soared. Considering how worried we were, though, let’s just be happy with how the whole thing turned out. On to the grades! Excellent Casey James : On Tuesday afternoon, we went ahead and suggested Casey sing “You’re Still the One,” and when Lee went first and busted out that tune, we were worried for Goldilocks. Would he once again try on his rocker hat, even though it has clearly not been fitting for weeks? Nope! Casey has learned his lesson well, because he went slow and acoustic with “Don’t.” From “Heaven” to “Jealous Guy” to last night’s cover, Casey’s wheelhouse really is the smoldering ballad. We think he understands that now. Good Lee Dewyze : One of the hardest things to do on “Idol” is sustain momentum, to follow up one killer performance with another and keep the judges’ praise — those American votes — coming. That Dewyze has followed up last week’s first-rate take on the “Boxer” with a fine, contemporary cover of “You’re Still the One” is cause for applause (even if we did think that song was a better fit for Casey James). The kid has found his niche with an acoustic-guitar-driven, lite indie-rock sound. It’s working well for him. Mike Lynche : While Big Mike’s rendition of “It Only Hurts When I’m Breathing” didn’t go as far in an R&B direction as we might have hoped, at least he indulged that side of his artistic personality. It was no “This Woman’s Work,” but we’ll take it. For the sake of Mike’s future, let’s hope he’s finally ditched that weak-sauce indie-rocker shtick and embraced his R&B soul. Last night’s performance was hardly the stuff of Luther Vandross, as Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell maintained, but it’s a comparison that Mike should take to heart. Average Crystal Bowersox : Remember what we were saying just before about sustaining momentum? It ain’t easy! And perhaps it’s asking a little much to expect MamaSox to equal her best-of-the-season performance last week during “People Get Ready.” But actually, we feel kind of guilty. We suggested Crystal perform “No One Needs to Know Right Now,” and that’s exactly what she did. Unfortunately, she didn’t follow our advice to ditch the song’s country flavor. We warned that Tuesday night would be all about the arrangement. On this front, Bowersox didn’t make the grade. Aaron Kelly : You could see it in Kelly’s eyes: He knew before he even stepped onto the stage that he’s in trouble this week. And after a so-so performance of “You’ve Got a Way,” you could really see that the kid doesn’t want to go home. Who could blame him? Last night, Kelly was as strong as he’s been in the competition, but “Idol” is just that, a competition. If there’s any justice in the reality-show universe, he’ll not only land in the bottom three; this will be the end of the line for this sweet 17-year-old. Siobhan Magnus : We have an idea what Siobhan was thinking when she decided to tramp around the “Idol” auditorium during “Any Man of Mine,” from stage to crowd to stairs and back again: Engage the audience! Have some fun! Her heart may have been in the right place, but what happened in the moment was a young singer struggling to breathe, walk and sing all at the same time. She simply did not look comfortable, and it showed — both on her face and in her pitch. The judges seemed to think Siobhan was back, baby! We have a feeling she’s headed to the bottom three. How would you rate last night’s “Idol” performances? Share your grades in the comments. Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions. Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Season Nine Performances Related Artists Shania Twain
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For the first time all year, the judges do not rave about Crystal Bowersox. By Gil Kaufman Michael Lynche on “American Idol” Tuesday Photo: Fox In a season filled with youthful mentors like Miley Cyrus, Usher, Adam Lambert and Alicia Keys, Tuesday night’s (April 27) “American Idol” brought back a country/pop superstar who hasn’t released a new album in eight years. But Shania Twain knows what she’s talking about, since she was a guest judge during the audition rounds and her soft-focus advice to the remaining six finalists helped a few — Michael Lynche, Aaron Kelly and Siobhan Magnus — get back in the thick of the competition, even as long-time front-runner Crystal Bowersox faced her first neutral notices of the finals. First up was barroom rocker Lee Dewyze, who Twain met during the Chicago auditions. He chose “You’re Still the One,” with Twain suggesting he hold off on the guitar at the top and come in more subtly with a piano. Dewyze took her advice, starting off quietly and then rising to sing the everlasting-love lyrics in his signature raspy voice. Admitting it’s one of his favorite songs of all time (really, Dawg?), Randy Jackson said it started out, yes, pitchy but praised Dewyze for finding a way to make it his own by mid-song. “You found your sweet spot,” he said, with Ellen DeGeneres agreeing and saying that Lee’s talent is finding himself in each song. Simon Cowell said Lee picked the absolutely perfect tune from Twain’s catalog but faulted what Kara DioGuardi labeled a smile as a “weird face.” Shania said she was moved by the way Michael Lynche sang “It Only Hurts When I’m Breathing,” reminding him that even though his singing seems effortless, he should remember to imbue it with feeling. Big Mike transformed the tune into a Maxwell-like R&B seduction play, giving the song a gospel flair and throwing in some ear-candy falsetto at the end that brought a tear to Twain’s eye. Ellen compared the emotion Lynche brought to the song to the late great Luther Vandross, and Jackson said Lynche has found his lane as a sensitive balladeer. “I thought the performance, however, was a little bit wet, as if you were in a musical acting out the words,” Cowell said to the rest of the panel’s confusion after agreeing with DeGeneres’ Vandross analogy. “It was a little bit girly for you.” How was construction worker Casey James going to rebound from criticism that he was a bit lazy last week? Encouraging him to let his confidence shine through, Twain was excited about James’ choice of “Don’t.” Sitting on a stool and playing simple rhythm guitar, James sang a straightforward version of the midtempo ballad, stripping away some of his calling-card bluesy grit in favor of a more emotional, mellow rock vibe. “Casey, artists do not hide: the good, the bad, the ugly. They show it all, and that’s what you did in that performance,” said a pumped-up DioGuardi. “And that’s what you did in that performance. You didn’t hide. You didn’t cover it up with guitar. You were vulnerable, you were raw.” Cowell and Jackson also said it was one of the best performances James has given on the show so far, praising him for finally finding his sweet spot. She can do blues and pop, but can season leader Crystal Bowersox do country? MamaSox, who got her guitar signed by Twain during the Chicago auditions, chose “No One Needs to Know,” and Shania said she needed to let the emotion shine through. Backed by simple percussion, lap steel guitar, standup bass and mandolin, Bowersox crooned the tune in a peppy, old-timey country cadence, imbuing it with her particular charm while smiling through lyrics she said she hoped would get her boyfriend to “man up” someday. “Shocker, we don’t like Crystal this week,” Cowell frowned. “It was limp,” he added, comparing it to being forced to listen to a hired band in a coffee shop. “I didn’t feel any conviction from you.” Randy was into the Nickel Creek vibe, even if, like Ellen, he didn’t love the performance. Though Kara said it’s kind of impossible for Crystal to not be good because of her honest nature, she, too, thought it was just OK. Aaron Kelly, 17, has been on the bubble for weeks, and Shania tried to put him at ease about singing “You’ve Got a Way,” telling him to not worry about hitting the notes and just sing the song the way he feels comfortable. Kelly, arguably the most country of the remaining singers, convincingly and confidently sang the expansive ballad, giving one of his most solid performances in weeks. “The amount of emotion and depth that you showed when you sang that song … the maturity you had to embrace those lyrics,” Ellen said. Kelly proved he gets the “Idol” game by explaining that he changed a line about making love because he was singing the tune to his mom, and Kara praised his conviction. “For the first time in weeks, it actually felt sincere, it felt believable,” Cowell said. The final spot belonged to Siobhan Magnus, who went with “Any Man of Mine.” Twain encouraged her to get into the character of a woman who knows what she wants. Though her vocals were typically uneven, Magnus worked the crowd while strutting across the stage in a short flowered skirt and white boots, unleashing a pair of her signature rebel yells to cap off an upbeat performance. Simon, no fan of country music, loved the song, even though he felt the screaming at the end was unnecessary, comparing it to the sounds of a woman in labor. “I loved it!” Randy raved simply, as Kara agreed, saying Magnus was back in the competition. Someone will be sent home on Wednesday night’s show, which will feature performances from Lady Antebellum, Rascal Flatts, Sons of Sylvia and Shakira. What did you think of Tuesday night’s performances? Who killed it? Who fell flat? Who should go home? Write in your comments below! Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions. Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Season Nine Performances Related Artists Shania Twain
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Larry King is fighting to keep his Beverly Hills mansion and other homes from estranged wife Shawn Southwick, who he says made him sign the rights away. Several years ago Shawn accused Larry of having an affair with her sister, Shannon Engemann. Those very same allegations surfaced yet again this week.
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On more than one recent occasion, Miley Cyrus has said she plans on taking a hiatus from music to focus on acting. Let’s hope her future efforts on the big screen go better than The Last Song . A majority of film critics have come down hard on the movie, specifically citing Miley’s acting as “stiff” and “unconvincing.” Here are excerpts of what they had to say about the flick, which opens this week… A more convincing star could make this a degree more tolerable, although in Cyrus’s defense not much more. Allegedly, this is the film in which Cyrus gets all, like, dramatic. If by ‘dramatic’ one means pouty, sullen, and cute, then OK. — The Boston Globe Acting, for the moment at least, seems almost entirely beyond her… she pouts, slouches, storms in and out of rooms and occasionally cracks a snaggle-toothed smile, but most of the time she seems to be mugging for the camera, play-acting rather than exploring the motives and feelings of her character. — The New York Times Miley Cyrus met boyfriend Liam Hemsworth on the set of The Last Song. That’s about the only positive thing to come from the movie. It’s the worst of both worlds as Disney cash cow Miley Cyrus makes the most dubious “dramatic” debut of any singer since Britney Spears. — The New York Post As likable a performer as she is, Cyrus simply can’t act. Even Sparks’ formulaic material proves too challenging for her. — The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel All the obvious elements combine to manipulate the audience into a weepy time at the movies – again. — USA Today Will you go see The Last Song? If so, write in and share your opinion on the movie… and/or your advice as to what field Miley might wish to consider next.
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“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.” —– Ricky Martin He branded himself as the “fortunate gay”, Ricky martin decided to finally end the years of speculations about his sexuality. The Puerto Rican singer finalized his decision when his two sons are born, they are Matteo and Valentino Martin, born via surrogate in August 2008. From Ricky Martin’s Website he said that: “Many people told me: “Ricky it’s not important”, “it’s not worth it”, “all the years you’ve worked and everything you’ve built will collapse”, “many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature”. Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions.” Ricky Martin is Gay is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading