It might appear that Tiger Woods has lots of problems these days, but in fact he only has one problem: He is a boring, boring man who finds himself in a non-boring situation. We know how to solve this. Here is where things stand for Tiger, this morning: His love life is pretty fucked.
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A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
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Tagged advice, boning-the-golf, golf, mind, press, rachel-uchitel, Sex, Sports, tiger-woods
The saga continues as Luke (Chris), Leia (Lois), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) have evaded the dreaded Imperial Starfleet led by the cunning, conniving and curiously short evil lord Darth Vader (Stewie), setting up a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth. With the rebellion in trouble, young Skywalker must take the advice of his late, and rather lascivious, mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert) and learn the ways of the farce under Jedi Master Yoda (Carl) to save the galaxy once and for all.
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Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Darkside: Trailer
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Tagged advice, Buzz, desperate-housewives, farce, galaxy, lascivious, save-the-galaxy, trailers, tv guide online, Videos
Rachel Uchitel is a mess. Her reputation, that is! Her hair’s fine.
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Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
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Tagged advice, black, Celebrities, down-the-road, friends, public-relations, rachel-uchitel, racheluchitel, Relationship, Sports, tiger-woods
Star Wars for the kitchen. (I didn't know R2D2 could also be a pepper mill) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Tagged advice, extol-the-virtues, first-time, gairdner, genitals, hilarious-iceberg, Hollywood, kitchen, near-other, peoples, side-hug
I don't know if this is quite a parody or if it's more a Spanish language knockoff. Still, “What a visual circus!”.
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Muppet Baby Parody
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A group of Christian rappers extol the virtues of the “Christian side hug”.
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Christian Side Hug
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Tagged advice, assistant, extol-the-virtues, first-time, genitals, her-assistant, Hollywood, near-other, peoples, season-on-stage, side-hug, swell-season, the-virtues, Virtues
Lothario Jason Segal joined The Swell Season on stage to sing a song he wrote using the advice Marketa Irglova gave him to “include as much personal information as you can.” Has anyone called that number yet? I already have it on speed dial
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Jason Segal and The Swell Season
It’s a testament to the power of this show that it manages to be great even with an hour that is inundated with slow, sappy songs. We weren’t into the inspirational music, but Glee is still our endless love. While it wasn’t as great as last week’s cry fest—guess that’s what happens when deprived of Sue Motherfucking Sylvester for an entire episode—it was still a good time with a few chuckles, some surprising turns, and a whole lot of ballads.
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Tagged advice, lionel-richie, mercedes, mind, Music, night, party, rachel, song, the-police, words
Here’s Penelope Cruz walking through a parking lot the other day.
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Penelope Cruz’s Breasts Look Much Bigger!
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Tagged advice, Catwalk, heavy-artillery, Hollywood, more-beautiful, more-pictures, Pictures, pretty-boring, Sex, sister, walking-down
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