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Robert Kraft Loves Game Day Hooker Threesomes, Police Report Reveals

Kraft fap-aroni and sleaze! As you’ve likely heard by now, New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was busted participating in a prostitution ring in — where else? — Jupiter, Florida last week. News of the scandal comes just weeks after the Patriots celebrated their sixth Super Bowl victory. And it seems that for Kraft, at least, future victories just won’t be the same without the ladies of the Asian Orchid massage parlor. According to a police report obtained by TMZ, Kraft enjoyed the services of numerous masseuses on the weekend of January 19, 2019. On Saturday, Kraft was chauffeured to Asian Orchid in his blue Bentley. While there, he paid and generously tipped two women, both of whom “took turns manipulating his genitals.” After the women “cleaned [Kraft] up” (ed. note: yeesh), he tipped them each with a crisp $100 bill. The next day, Kraft returned, once again chauffeured in his Bentley. This was an early morning session and he didn’t linger quite as long. After all, Kraft had places to be. After being rubbed and tugged to completion, the Pats owner boarded his private jet for Kansas City, where the Patriots took on the Chiefs in the AFC Championship game, The Pats pulled out a thrilling overtime victory, thus giving Kraft his second happy ending of the day. All of this is extensively detailed in a police report released on Monday: “[Employee] escorted Kraft to a room identified as JPPD Cam 2. There, the two hugged each other and Kraft took off all his clothing, laid face up on the massage table and [employee] hugged him again,” reads one portion of the report. “At approximately 1102hrs. [Employee] began manipulating Kraft’s penis and testicles and then put her head down by his penis. This went on several minutes,” the report continues “After a few minutes, [employee] wiped Kraft in the area of his genitals with a white towel, helped him get dressed and hugged him again. “Kraft gave [employee] one $100 bill plus at least one other unidentifiable bill.” We joke about Kraft’s indecency, but the crimes he’s accused of are actually quite serious. Police allege that Kraft was an active participant in a sex trafficking ring in which women were essentially sold into slavery. Since Kraft could easily afford high-end prostitutes who are in business for themselves, his preference for enslaved foreigners might carry some distressing implications about his character. On paper, NFL owners are bound by the same conduct policy as players — so we’ll see if the NFL is willing to hold a 77-year-old billionaire to the same standards as a 22-year-old recent college grad.

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Jessica Szohr Sniffing Nina Dobrev’s Ass of the Day

Jessica Szohr rhymes with whore, or sore, which would be what you’d expect to find on the genitals of both Nina Dobrev and herself, because they are both washed up starts from yesteryear… One was on Gossip Girl, a show no one remembers except maybe Blake Lively…and the other on Vampire Diaries…both at the top of the charts getting paid to act which I guess was a big deal…10 fucking years ago…but who now are just normal 30 year olds out at the party sniffing each other’s asses for a picture… Jessica Szohr rhymes with whore looking like she’s put on some weight…Nina Dobrev short shorts never too short….both to girls living, at a festival maybe, I know seeing 33 year olds acting like 20 year olds is all over social media, so why wouldn’t these actors who were famous pre social media, jump on that, since they’ve had a taste of the fame and love the attention….sniffing each other’s asses like a pack of dogs fighting over attention like it was a piece of raw meat in the junkyard… The post Jessica Szohr Sniffing Nina Dobrev’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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The Brand that Uses “Real Model Sex” in their Campaign of the Day

I find it pretty funny to see the way the world works. This brand I’ve never heard of that I guess is hip and cool and fashionable – puts together a campaign of “real” models having “real” sex in their shoot. Like it was a porno. Then they pixelated the genitals and spun it as art, or genius marketing, and people start talking like it’s innovating….when if you have a bran you’d know it’s as basic as you can get. It’s the Kim K model. I just find it funny that a brand puts this shit out and the media picks up on it…..but if I put out shit like that NO ONE would care….and at least if I did it, it’d be a little more clever in it’s voyeurism or statement…at least that’s what I think…because there’d be more clits visible…more penetration…make it count… This is just ghetto and lame and people talking about it is more reason to hate the world. The post The Brand that Uses “Real Model Sex” in their Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Szohr NIpples of the Day

Jessica Szohr has a pretty horrible last name, one that I assume is pronounced as “Sore”…something that also represent all things heprpes..related… Making her a the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful as fuck… It’s like if you don’t have herpes, it means you didn’t fuck the right producer who likes giving girls herpes as a territory marking… But then again, based on her career that hardly exists, it is quite possible she’s not one of those girls..becaus eif she was…maybe she’s had a more impressive IMDB page… ALl this to say, I don’t even know who this girl is…but like the no bra and wifebeater look…so here she is.. The post Jessica Szohr NIpples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid and Her Boyfriend Naked for Mario Testino of the Day

Gigi Hadid got to participate in something that Fashion photographer Mario Testino calls his “Towel Series’…something he’s been doing for a long time and that I assume is for a book he is working on…and the whole thing would be a lot more creepy, seeing as he’s 60 and making two under 20 year olds grind up their genitals into each other, even if they fuck on the regular, or not…but this is Gigi Hdid, her 90 year old dad dates sugar babies her age and has for decades…his best friend cast her for Guess at the age of 7…she’s used to old creepers making girls like her get naked…it’s all good baby…too bad there’s no penetration…. The post Gigi Hadid and Her Boyfriend Naked for Mario Testino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Topless on a Boat of the Day

Chelsea Handler loves pulling out her tits for her comedy, or for attention, or for something I call accepting that tits get attention, embracing it, and using it for your advantage now that you need all the attention you can get, and do it by attaching yourself to a charity or organization that is about women pulling their tits out, and become the hero of that on social media that bans this kind of thing, because social media are owned by stuffy corporations that don’t let us behave how we want, and I guess that’s the only thing good about her…because everything about her is evil… Apparently, she got her show from fucking, so she knows tits get hits, and apparently she even has a sex tape, so the foundation of her popularity…is being liberal with her genitals and tits… Either way, she’s going back to that nudist hustle, the whole I’m an exhibitionist…I put myself out there”… and I dig it. It’s her best work yet….too bad she’s 100 fucking years old.

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Rose McGowan’s Hot Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Rose McGowan is one of the more interesting people to follow on Facebook. She’s pretty fucking active. She posts interesting stuff. She’s all around a cool girl to anyone who was in their 20s during the 90s. She’s like a little bit punk rock…a little bit gothic…a whole lot of awesome, opinionated, edgy, and most importantly busty. It’s the kind of girl who seems to read, seems to think, and who posts selfies for the sake of letting us know she’s also someone you’d want to have sex with. I just think she’ got a cool dynamic, even though I don’t care for old chicks, but after spending time with 20 year olds, really dumb, mindless 20 year olds…addicted to their phones and Jimmy Fallon 20 year olds…I am far more drawn to a hot old chick with substance…like Rose McGowan…but maybe I’m just into it cuz I masturbated to her tits in 1996. Either way, this pic killed the selfie bikini game this week on social media…kind of like how I want Rose McGowan to kill my face with her genitals.

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Marloes Horst is Amazing in Galore of the Day

I am going to assume that these are the Marloes Horst pics for GALORE ….because I know she’s in Galore along with every other relevant model and actress of the year…cuz these GALORE don’t fuck around…and just bring it…but I wish Marloes Horst fucked around, ideally with my genitals, using her genitals, or really any of her body part…hell she could just send me her outfits from her shoots, I don’t care…as long as it came in contact with her…and her amazingness, I’ll be able to put it to good use…

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Attention Whore Micaela Schafer Playing Topless Soccer and Other Videos of the Day

A Girl Who Dropped Her Phone and Really Wanted to Check Her Instagram Feed…Bad Enough to Die for It…Idiot… Husband Chases Wife’s Naked Lover SHOCKING!!! Video of a Man Throwing a Cute 1 Year Old Baby…What the Fuck…This one actually upset me, which rarely happens. We’ve found my breaking point. Florida Cop Pulls His Gun after Losing a Road Rage Battle… DO NOT WATCH THIS – A Man Cuts Off his Genitals…

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Pink Naked in People of the DAy

Pink, despite having a penis, or at least a body that looks like it has a penis, got naked for People magazine, because People magazine is fucking SMUT garbage for trailer park women on welfare with diabetes too obese to do anything else but eat donuts, shop at walmart because of the motorized carts, and read this shit… The unfortunate thing is that they didn’t give us any scoop on her genitals or any scoop on her genitals, gossip I care about, but instead showed side of her tits, that may or may not be real, based on her balls – probably isn’t… I mean if you get a girl in this position – shoot her from the back yo.

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