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Sophia Bush Cameltoe of the Day

Sophia Bush is one of those looks good for 40 year old girls who in early 2000s was on some ridiculous show that people loved… I don’t really even want to bother googling it to see what show it was…I just remember some virgin loser nerd kid I used to work with…was really obsessed with her and the show she was on…I remember going to his house once, and it felt like I could have got murdered, but luckily his socially awkward ass only had light sabres and unopened box set DVDs of creepy teen dramas….along with a framed poster of Sophia Bush…it was creepy… So for anyone from the early 2000s groupies who haven’t moved on in any aspect of your life…because I can’t imagine she’s been up to much other than this Cameltoe…so here’s that camel toe…because when you’re hungry to get noticed, the message gets sent to your genitals, and if your genitals are working with you and not against you they show how hungry they are…by eating a pair of fitness pants… for the paparazzi and/or penis that has job offers…that’ll put a bitch back on the map…unless he’s already back on the map…I wouldn’t know, I’m not very good at keeping track of things…

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Sophia Bush Cameltoe of the Day

Sophia Bush Cameltoe of the Day

Sophia Bush is one of those looks good for 40 year old girls who in early 2000s was on some ridiculous show that people loved… I don’t really even want to bother googling it to see what show it was…I just remember some virgin loser nerd kid I used to work with…was really obsessed with her and the show she was on…I remember going to his house once, and it felt like I could have got murdered, but luckily his socially awkward ass only had light sabres and unopened box set DVDs of creepy teen dramas….along with a framed poster of Sophia Bush…it was creepy… So for anyone from the early 2000s groupies who haven’t moved on in any aspect of your life…because I can’t imagine she’s been up to much other than this Cameltoe…so here’s that camel toe…because when you’re hungry to get noticed, the message gets sent to your genitals, and if your genitals are working with you and not against you they show how hungry they are…by eating a pair of fitness pants… for the paparazzi and/or penis that has job offers…that’ll put a bitch back on the map…unless he’s already back on the map…I wouldn’t know, I’m not very good at keeping track of things…

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Some Wild and Crazy Videos of the Day

Here are a few random videos I watched and figured I’d share with you because sharing is what I fucking do…I’m nice like that in this greedy money obsessed celebrity driven world… Russian Fights on Russian TV because Russians are lunatics… The Future of Porn is going to be every creep who can’t afford a sex doll, may get a screen in the shame of a woman to smear their gentials on…. Asshole on a Bus of the Day ruining the ride for everyone… Maggot Pussy apparently caused by some new super antibiotic resistant strain of STD that rots your genitals… Delta’s 1980s Inspired In-Flight Safety Video

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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you… I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.

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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Pink Freaks Me Out of the DAy

Pink is pretty fucking intense and I am not just talking about her shoulders and biceps that make me question why she bothered with a bikini top…even though part of me is pretty turned on at her strength and flexibility, I mean to be a fucking tank with endurance and intensity that may make me question her genitals but that make banging her that much more confusing and sometimes confusing is exciting because it’s something different than we are used to without actually having to announce to your family that you’re gay…she’s like gateway, but more importantly…she can do push ups and squats while you mount her..and whether that is hot or not doesn’t matter…it’s hysterical and probably something everyone should experience….. That said, she’s on tour now…if you want to get an awkward boner to this weirdness live… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Pink Freaks Me Out of the DAy

Pink Freaks Me Out of the DAy

Pink is pretty fucking intense and I am not just talking about her shoulders and biceps that make me question why she bothered with a bikini top…even though part of me is pretty turned on at her strength and flexibility, I mean to be a fucking tank with endurance and intensity that may make me question her genitals but that make banging her that much more confusing and sometimes confusing is exciting because it’s something different than we are used to without actually having to announce to your family that you’re gay…she’s like gateway, but more importantly…she can do push ups and squats while you mount her..and whether that is hot or not doesn’t matter…it’s hysterical and probably something everyone should experience….. That said, she’s on tour now…if you want to get an awkward boner to this weirdness live… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rush Limbaugh Discusses Oprah Looking Fat, Poor And Stupid

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In a ridiculous rant about Oprah Winfrey and the story that we previously reported about Oprah being discriminated against in a purse shop, Rush Limbaugh…

Rush Limbaugh Discusses Oprah Looking Fat, Poor And Stupid

Florida Cop Allegedly Asks Drunk Traffic Stop Female To Punch Him In Crotch

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  In a story straight out of a Bevis And Butthead cartoon, an officer allegedly tried to get  a drunk female he busted during a…

Florida Cop Allegedly Asks Drunk Traffic Stop Female To Punch Him In Crotch

One More Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day

I am a sick man, with a sick Miley Cyrus obsession…and this just opens a whole new floodgate of fantasies I can try to masturbate to, because Miley is constantly producing content that I want to rub my genitals all over…whether it is tweaking, pulling at her panties, being a bit of an exhibitionist party girl, or just being a skinny little thing that smells of money and youthfulness coupled with a nice dose of being a broken child star who sold her youth for the fame her Achy Breaky Dad had a taste of for a few minutes…before realizing to throw his kid into it after figuring just how the industry works to not make another one-hit-wonder…and the whole thing is highly fucking erotic to me. To see pics of Miley promoting her new song FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ebonee Davis Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson posted some pics of this Ebonee Davis model on his website and I have no idea who she is…but she’s got 75,000 followers on twitter…which I guess means she does something….like all the other no name girls on my twitter with tons of followers….and that something…that magical secret to her success is that she probably gets naked….at least we know she did once for Terry Richardson…and thank god for that…cuz these tits are fucking amazing….all pierced and big….on her small model frame….making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that. [gsllery]

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