If you’re a regular reader, you’ll probably recognize Sara Malakul Lane here, even though it’s been at least a year or two since I’ve done a post on the half Thai actress/model/hottie. But according to my sources, Sara’s got a new movie out, Kickboxer: Retaliation , and I figure that’s as good an excuse as any to post more pictures of Sara and remind you all she’s hotter and more talented than 99% of all those other wannabe models/actress out there. Someone give this girl more work.
If you don’t recognize the name Sara Malakul Lane , then you obviously haven’t been paying attention, because I’ve been obsessing over this Thai hottie for a while now. That, or her pictures are just so hot they cause short-term memory loss. Totally possible. Either way though, I doubt you’re going to have any trouble remembering Sara from now on, because she’s going to be everywhere pretty soon: starring in the Kickboxer remake and now this creepy horror movie called Sun Choke . Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks Sara should be a household name.
G.S.P will kick your ass #mma #fighter #kickboxer @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @theheadhuntr A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 11:05am PST Sara Malakul….the most amazing Thai Breasts I have ever questioned whether they were born with a penis…just got cast as the main babe in a Jean Claude Van Damme movie called the Kickboxer, meaning she’ll be way to famous to entertain me, as all these girls fade out when they get famous, they have more important people to talk to Emily Ratajkowski…who looks a lot better in person than she does in her pouty lip bullshit…not that this has anything to do with Emily Ratajkowski, this is about Sara Malakul being the future of all things… I am more into her Titty Grabbing.. A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:43pm PST
Chelsea Handler loves pulling out her tits for her comedy, or for attention, or for something I call accepting that tits get attention, embracing it, and using it for your advantage now that you need all the attention you can get, and do it by attaching yourself to a charity or organization that is about women pulling their tits out, and become the hero of that on social media that bans this kind of thing, because social media are owned by stuffy corporations that don’t let us behave how we want, and I guess that’s the only thing good about her…because everything about her is evil… Apparently, she got her show from fucking, so she knows tits get hits, and apparently she even has a sex tape, so the foundation of her popularity…is being liberal with her genitals and tits… Either way, she’s going back to that nudist hustle, the whole I’m an exhibitionist…I put myself out there”… and I dig it. It’s her best work yet….too bad she’s 100 fucking years old.
Sara Malakul is the THAI superstar who made it to America because unlike all the other THAI Superstars, she was an actual woman and not just a boy dressed like a woman that British men paid to fuck when they were 11. She did this shoot for YUME MAGAZINE – shot by BRAD ERNSKE and it is a pretty lovely experience, but not quite as lovely as sex tourism…but still brings the tits…
I know it wouldn’t be long before the rest of the world finally started to realize what my readers have known for months: that Sara Malakul Lane is one of the hottest models on the planet right now. And here she is on the cover of the latest issue of Playboy Thailand proving just that. Is it too early to name her the hottest Playboy Bunny of all-time? Or should we just start with the hottest Bunny of the year and then go from there? Either way, you guys go ahead and enjoy while I try to figure that out.
I don’t know what you dudes got up to this weekend, but whatever it was, I can promise you it wasn’t even a quarter as amazing as this lucky bastard’s, who got to photograph one of my all-time favorite hotties Sara Malakul Lane naked in bed playing Scrabble. Yow! But if you ask me, it’s kind of cheating though. I don’t know how anybody could be expected to remember how to spell playing against Sara like this. Hell, it’s a miracle I could even remember how to type. Continue reading →
What better way to celebrate little Kendall Jenner doing the ALS challenge in a bikini, you know Kendall, the Kardashian who probably has the most going for her in terms of looks, but who I assume has the least going for her in personality, since she’s been on TV and around this life since she was around 4 or 5 years old, which makes for a horrible person until it all falls apart and disappears – leading her desperate and willing to do everything to get another hit…all while developing a substance abuse dependency, since fame is generally a horrible thing that destroys people… Than to post pics of her sister, the one OJ fathered in her whore mother – showing her tits…after fully rebuilding herself from being the monster she was – to being kind of hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
In case you didn’t know, I dabble in pimping, and sometimes that pimping is non sexual, but rather introducing models or actresses I know, because I am in love with them and think they are amazing, mainly because they are beautiful and busty, talented and busty, half asian and busty….to photographers like Van Styles – who in case you didn’t know is a legend in his own right – with a huge fucking following because he takes good pics…but maybe I am just biased because I was involved in the process…. The pics were originally posted HERE Her name is Sara Malakul Lane – Enjoy her…as much as I do…
