So after getting a New Year’s Eve kiss from Miley Cyrus , now here’s Ryan Seacrest hanging out with a bunch of ridiculously hot bikini babes in St. Barts. (And surprise, he’s barely even paying attention to them.) Anyway, apparently being Seacrest’s beard is more than a one-woman job these days. Life just isn’t fair sometimes. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Semi-Retarded because they photoshop out the full-retard looking Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny, which is a company that I am pretty sure SI owns, because what better brand extension for a Swimsuit edition, that to own the swimsuits in the Swimsuit edition, while using all these eager bitches who want to be famous so they can fuck A-Listers to model their shit the rest of the year…it just makes fiscal sense…and I don’t mind looking at it, even if staring at a bitch in a bikini who was tainted by Adam Levine is probably the least productive thing I could be doing right now…. I decided to throw up a few of her recent instagram pics – since they are circulating and why not…
I wonder if Miranda Kerr got all this new found titty confidence when she was fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last year, and dude was like “shit this is way better than how Usher Breast Feeds Me”…. Or maybe this is the dress you wear when your titties aren’t wanted anymore after getting fired for fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret show last year… You know to make you feel wanted or at least to get people talking…and it works for me…
This is funny to me, mainly because celebrities are robots and not human to me, you see if this was a girl on a bus, or in a park at the playground, I would probably be like “someone should call the police”…but when it comes to Beyonce, I kinda want him to win, you know and drag her out back to his van where he takes her to some camp in the woods where she is never found again… Unfortunately, Beyonce forgives her crazy fan who can’t get enough Beyonce, after getting manhandled by his super gay powers, because you’d think she’d need farm equipment to handle moving her from pasture to pasture…. The whole thing could have ended so much better to the world…since she’s evil..but again, Beyonce wins.
I like to buy the best products out there, which normally means I buy the more expensive items. But come on, this is a piece of plastic to protect my iPhone 4 screen. I have only bought a screen protector once before, for my toddler’s iTouch, and had bubbles all over the screen. So I thought these screen protectors were all garbage. But after getting a big scare by accidentally putting my iphone in my pocket with my car keys, and getting a very light scratch on my screen, I thought I’d give t
DJ Clue apparently needs to get one. The 38-year old was arrested this morning in New York City after getting pulled over for a routine traffic violation. According to TMZ sources, police discovered at the time that Clue was driving with a suspended license and also in possession of illegal pills. The DJ – who has worked with such heavyweights as DMZ and Jay-Z – was taken into custody and charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance and aggravated unlicensed operator. The local NBC affiliate first reported this story and we’ll update it as news breaks.