Happy Hitler’s birthday! Wait…no. Sorry. We mean, happy Unofficial International Day of Cannabis Consumption! Yes, today is 4/20 , that magical day when stoners of all stripes toke up in celebration of the wacky weed. Skin Central doesn’t see how that’s different from stoners toking up every other day of the year, but hey, who are we to be a buzzkill? Especially when the stoners in question are sexy, female and naked, a phenomenon so popular, there’s an entire website devoted to just that. Hot potheads exposing their kind chest buds while sucking on a long glass object with more than a passing resemblance to a schlong…put that in your pipe and smoke it. Get the munchies with Mr. Skin’s HAROLD AND KUMAR Movies: Every Nude Scene and CHEECH & CHONG Movies: Best Nude Scenes playlists right here at MrSkin.com!
Malin Akerman made her nude debut in the stoner comedy Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004), which is reason enough for us to post sexy pics of her from this month’s Maxim on this, the holiest of all stoner holidays. That, and she’s hot. And funny. And Swedish. Mmmmm, Swedish. See more of Malin’s Maxim shoot after the jump!
The more I see of Steven Soderbergh ‘s Magic Mike , the higher it climbs up my most-anticipated list. Here’s why: Shirtless Channing Tatum. Sensitive Channing Tatum. Dancing Channing Tatum! A cute romance with total girl next door Cody Horn. Rihanna on the soundtrack! They found love in a pantsless place, you guys . Watch the full trailer after the jump. Beefcake! Sure, we have no idea how Shirtless Alex Pettyfer or Absent-from-the-Trailer Matt Bomer or Joe Manganiello figure into the plot. And I’m 99 percent sure most male strip clubs don’t have this high a percentage of young, hot lady customers. But I do want to know what Channing has to do for those $20s. Head to Apple for the trailer debut in HD. Verdict: I hereby declare June 29 the official ladies movie night of the summer. Who’s with me?
Rihanna ‘s got a very busy schedule. Not only does she have to fly to Hawaii for a tropical vacation, she’s got to put on a skimpy white bikini, spray sunscreen on herself, and get her picture taken while she’s doing it. We don’t know how she does it! Rihanna was so busy concentrating on the task at hand that she failed to notice that one of her nipples was peeking out of the top of her bikini as the camera snapped away. That’s understandable. What we can’t believe that whichever assistant she has on Facebook detail didn’t see said nip slip while posting them to her Facebook page. She ought to fire that assistant and hire Skin Central instead. We’d never fail to notice your nipples, Rihanna. And that’s a promise. Hang ten with more sexy vacation pics of Rihanna after the jump!
It’s all our fault, really. Fashion magazines keep promising to show us supermodels and other celebrities naked, and we keep falling for it, even though all we ever get after flipping through one of these glossy periodicals is the stink of perfume samples on our hands and a patronizing smile from the lady at Barnes & Noble. The 2012 edition of Allure Magazine’s annual “Look Better Naked” feature is mostly more of the same as Extra ‘s Maria Menounous , Smash ‘s Debra Messing , Think Like a Man ‘s Taraji P. Henson , Homeland ‘s Morena Baccarin , and model Heidi Klum all pose “magazine naked” with the good parts obscured from view. Naturally, the accompanying copy praises these celebs for their bravery for exposing parts of themselves that wouldn’t even be blurred out on a major network sitcom, but in Mr. Skin’s book, if it ain’t boobs, bush or butt, then it’s not really nude. So special commendation belongs to Leslie Bibb , currently starring on the series GCB , for surpassing all of our cynical expectations by actually showing full buttcrack in a fashion magazine. Leslie, we (one handedly) salute you! See more semi-nude pics and video from Allure ‘s “Look Better Naked” feature after the jump!
We’re knee-deep in celebrity skin and we’re not ashamed to admit it this week on DVD and Blu-ray: First, the SKINstant classic sex-addiction drama Shame (2011) hits Blu-ray for some HD FFN from Carey Mulligan and oh so many more. Also nude on Blu-ray, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air princess Nia Long shows her crown jewels in In Too Deep (1999), and nude on DVD, Vera Farmiga and Keisha Castle-Hughes (yup, the girl from Whale Rider ) bare historical hootage in A Heavenly Vintage (aka The Vintner’s Luck ) (2009). Also nude on DVD, the doctor is skin as Roger Corman’s Cult Classics presents The Nurses Collection, bringing you sexual healing in the form of drive-in classics Candy Stripe Nurses (1974), Night Call Nurses (1972), The Young Nurses (1973), and Private Duty Nurses (1971). More after the jump!
Who is this Jessie J? Before today, we weren’t really sure. Wikipedia says she’s an “English singer and songwriter” who has had some hits in the UK and written songs for the likes of Chris Brown and Miley Cyrus . Also, she looks kind of like Sasha Grey in her new music video, Laserlight . That’s all well and good, but the REAL reason Jessie has popped up on Mr. Skin’s radar is thanks to this slip of her fully erect nip in the aforementioned Laserlight video. If only it shot laser beams, we’d be buying Jessie J concert tickets right now. See the close-up after the jump!
Thanks to all who played along in our epic Cabin in the Woods poetry contest! After careful deliberation over your many incisive and witty horror-themed submissions , Movieline’s editors have selected the five best haikus of the bunch; read the winning selections — all of which, yes, will receive that coveted Cabin in the Woods expanding bong — after the jump. Cabin in the Woods spoilers follow, so beware! Movieline pored over submissions from the comments section, on Facebook, and on Twitter, and selected one grand prize winner and four runners up to honor for their supreme sacrifices tributes to the horror haiku gods. The Grand Prize Winner, who will be receiving a prize pack including a Cabin in the Woods t-shirt, visualization “movie tie-in” book, the novelization, a signed poster, AND the official Cabin in the Woods bong, is… Andrew Myers ! Here’s Andrew’s winning submission — a clever takeaway from Cabin in the Woods and really, a lesson to us all. Ancient wisdom says: Go check out the basement, but Don’t read the Latin. Congrats also go to our four runners-up, who will be receiving t-shirt, a poster, and the Cabin in the Woods bong: Dan Kahan : On the prowl for love Faceless ballerina girl Danced into my heart Antonio : Ultimate horror Is not zombies or clowns, but Sigourney Weaver Jered : Werewolves stalk Big Ben One of them does not belong From across the pond Shane : Five teens in the woods. Sex? Drugs? Sure. But don’t forget Killer unicorns. Give all of our winners a high-five for their haikus. Put those prizes to good use, friends.
Thanks to all who played along in our epic Cabin in the Woods poetry contest! After careful deliberation over your many incisive and witty horror-themed submissions , Movieline’s editors have selected the five best haikus of the bunch; read the winning selections — all of which, yes, will receive that coveted Cabin in the Woods expanding bong — after the jump. Cabin in the Woods spoilers follow, so beware! Movieline pored over submissions from the comments section, on Facebook, and on Twitter, and selected one grand prize winner and four runners up to honor for their supreme sacrifices tributes to the horror haiku gods. The Grand Prize Winner, who will be receiving a prize pack including a Cabin in the Woods t-shirt, visualization “movie tie-in” book, the novelization, a signed poster, AND the official Cabin in the Woods bong, is… Andrew Myers ! Here’s Andrew’s winning submission — a clever takeaway from Cabin in the Woods and really, a lesson to us all. Ancient wisdom says: Go check out the basement, but Don’t read the Latin. Congrats also go to our four runners-up, who will be receiving t-shirt, a poster, and the Cabin in the Woods bong: Dan Kahan : On the prowl for love Faceless ballerina girl Danced into my heart Antonio : Ultimate horror Is not zombies or clowns, but Sigourney Weaver Jered : Werewolves stalk Big Ben One of them does not belong From across the pond Shane : Five teens in the woods. Sex? Drugs? Sure. But don’t forget Killer unicorns. Give all of our winners a high-five for their haikus. Put those prizes to good use, friends.
Girls premiered on HBO this weekend, and all of its boob tube neighbors got together to welcome the nude arrival with a whole horde of girls showing off their girls. Don’t think of it as a house warming party. Think of it as a tent-pitching party. Get this skinny on all the boob tube nudes from this week’s Game of Thrones , The Borgias , Magic City and Girls after the jump!
