Yesterday we shared some holiday gift ideas for breast men and ass lovers, but today we’re spotlighting something we can all agree on- The honeypot. The clam sandwich. The tuna taco. The bacon strip…is anybody else feeling hungry? Plus, we’re taking a trip down mammary lane with gifts for the retro skin fan. More after the jump!
We’ve got a couple of real stinkers for ya this week in viral videos, including a serious contender for the worst heavy metal video of all time (and trust us, there’s some stiff competition) and an utterly offensive (and hilarious!) Christmas ditty . And after you’ve drunk from that bitter cup, we’ve got some sweet, sweet bikinis to wash it all down. More after the jump!
Remember the days when every auto garage on Earth had a girlie calendar hanging on its filthy, grease-stained walls? Italian tire company Pirelli sure does, though their approach is a bit more, shall we say, “high fashion.” Every year the company rounds up the world’s hottest supermodels to pose for their exclusive nude calendars, which are not sold to the public and only available to a select group of important clients and celebrity VIPs. The one thing these classy dames have in common with the mechanics down at the tire shop? Lots and lots of grease- they’re all lubed up like you wouldn’t believe. This year’s nude celebrity crop includes Kate Moss , Milla Jovovich , and Japanese Babel (2006) star Rinko Kikuchi , all of whom go flawlessly full frontal posing in the great outdoors. You might not be getting a Pirelli calendar from Santa this year, but you can see all 12 of this year’s calendar girls after the jump!
According to police records, Brooke Mueller punched a woman in the face last Friday night and then was found with between four to five grams of cocaine in her purse. But a rep for Charlie Sheen’s former wife tells TMZ this is much hullabaloo over nothing, as Mueller’s attorney is currently in Aspen with the “goal of having all charges dropped once the facts of the case come to light.” While those facts, according to this rep, do not include possession of cocaine, Brooke’s friends are still insisting she enter another rehab program. But one thing is for certain: she’s not handing over her twin sons to Sheen or to her parents. “There will be no changes in the custody arrangement,” this source says. Mueller is due back in court on December 19. She is also under probation in California, but – depending on what is uncovered and decreed over the next few weeks – this arrest is unlikely to affect that situation. [Photo: WENN.com]
Just days after she shot down rumors that she’s undergone plastic surgery and/or is an anorexic waif, Lindsay Lohan’s 17-year-old sister Ali is still really, really skinny. Like, almost alarmingly so. The aspiring model showed off an equally troubling transformation heading to a model casting in Beverly Hills, according to Us , which has an eye-opening pic. Clad in tight jeans, boots and a tucked-in white shirt, Ali Lohan (who now goes by Aliana Lohan) appeared alarmingly gaunt and pale, with stick thin arms and legs. The whole fam has been either “cracking up” or offended by the Ali Lohan plastic surgery speculation, specifically that she had procedures done to alter her face. Ali’s older sister Lindsay, 25, had a really skinny phase, too. It started around mid-2009, ending in … heck, let’s be serious here, it’s still going on. Eat, girls. [Photo: WENN.com]
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover was supposed to be unveiled during the star’s visit to Ellen on December 15, but (Li)lo and behold, it’s been leaked a week early! Or at least a grainy cellphone pic of it has. The cover was first posted by The Insider , and is actually pretty safe for work, featuring Lindsay Lohan nude and covered by a sizzling red Playboy logo. Whether this premature leak will help boost or hurt sales of the much-touted issue, which features Lindsay channeling Marilyn Monroe , is another story. Take a look at it after the jump … Ohh yeah . Guys, you even able to contain yourselves right now? On the one hand, it’s hot stuff. On the other … we’ve seen it before, in other magazines, for years, so it’s unclear if this is going to excite the masses or not. Lindsay Lohan in Playboy: How does that sound to you?
Zooey Deschanel might not be turning New Girl into Nude Girl any time soon (the show’s on FOX, after all), but last night she gave peepers something to look forward (or back- she bared boobs for a skinny-dipping scene in 2009’s Gigantic ) to. Zooey’s character has a new dude (played by Justin Long ) on the show, and in this awkward, hilarious scene she tries to light his fire with some misguided role play. First Zooey dons a stringy lingerie number and tries to seduce him with goofy-voiced dirty talk, and when that doesn’t work she throttles him, choking him until he literally runs from the room. Speaking of choking- we know a chicken that could use a good strangling…. More pics after the jump!
Comedian, radio personality, Charlie Sheen roaster, and sometimes actor Patrice O’N eal passed away following a stroke last month and his long term struggle with diabetes. “Many of us have lost a close and loved friend; all of us have lost a true comic genius,” wrote agent Matt Frost in a statement. O’N eal was best known for his stand up, television, and radio appearances, including stints on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and the Opie and Anthony show. He also appeared in a handful of films including Head of State and Furry Vengeance ; watch him in a scene from Spike Lee’s The 25th Hour after the jump.
We’d like to (sk)introduce you to some funny friends this week on DVD and Blu-ray- and not only are they hilarious, they also take their clothes off (or at least their body doubles do). Make room on the couch for Bianca Kajlich , who makes her nude debut in 30 Minutes or Less (2011), Chelan Simmons and Alexia Rasmussen , who both bare boobs in Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil (2009) and Our Idiot Brother (2011), and of course Mila Kunis’ (body double’s) shapely seat meat in Friends with Benefits (2011). Rounding out the guest list is the fantastically nude Showtime series Look , featuring Claudia Christian and Sharon Hinnendael nude. In other DVD nudes, travel through time with the junk in Miranda July ‘s trunk in The Future (2011) and the red-hot real-sex action of Now & Later (2009), nude on Blu-ray. More after the jump!
We hope you had your fill of breasts over the weekend, because this weekend all the boob tube had to offer was a buffet of butts and thighs. First Hannah Ware just said “yes” to (butt) crack banging a gangbanger on Boss , and then Georgia Hatzis exposed her ass-zis and a hint of shadowy rack-zis lounging around with gigolo Thomas Jane on Hung . More after the jump!