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The Most Sensitive and Insightful Review of 50/50 You’ll Read By a Guy Talking Like the Incredible Hulk

If you haven’t joined the cult of Film Crit Hulk , the anonymous blogger who writes astoundingly observed film musings in the character and voice of The Incredible Hulk, now’s as good a time as any to start reading with his recent post on Jonathan Levine and Will Reiser ‘s cancer dramedy 50/50 .

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Thanks to Lion King 3D, Disney Will Re-release Beauty & the Beast, Little Mermaid, and More in 3-D

“Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?” Insert “piles of The Lion King 3D cash” for “stuff” and you’ll see why Disney’s planning to roll out even more retro hits in similar fashion in the next few years. Why leave those catalogue classics in the vault when they can bring in as much as $80 million more a pop?

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Werner Herzog to Play Villain in Tom Cruise Vehicle One Shot

Today’s mind-blowing, near-unexplainable but still awesome casting news: Werner Herzog , German filmmaker, roadside angel, and the man François Truffaut once called “the most important film director alive,” has been cast opposite Tom Cruise in One Shot , writer-director Christopher McQuarrie’s adaptation of Lee Childs’ Jack Reacher novel. Details after the jump.

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Evangeline Lilly Drops Hobbit Hints, Inspires Nerd Boners While Speaking Elvish

At last night’s premiere of Real Steel , co-star Evangeline Lilly — fresh from shooting The Hobbit in New Zealand, ZOMG — caught up with Access Hollywood for an unusually geeky Access Hollywood chat, during which she dropped a few lines in Elvish. So hot, right LOTR ers? See if you can devise plot hints from the Elf-speak dialogue she trilled, after the jump.

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Quickly, Let’s Come Up With 20 Hilarious New Titles for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

I accept that The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo will be the sensation of winter, and not just because it looks fantastic in its new trailer. Stieg Larsson’s thrilling Millennium series is perfect for David Fincher’s dark auteurship, and I expect his protege Rooney Mara to pull off protagonist Lisbeth Salander’s Nordic grit. In the meantime, though, Lisbeth’s cartoonishly goth appearance (shown in the movie’s new photos ) is too bizarre not to mock, and I need to get some snark out of my system before the wave of great buzz sweeps through fall. Here are 20 mocking new titles.

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Friday Box Office: Courageous Leads Newcomers, But It’s No Moneyball

Moneyball rose to the top of the leaderboard on Friday’s box office tally, which is no surprise. It’s baseballing time. You should be re-watching Pride of the Yankees , Fear Strikes Out , and Field of Dreams by now. Further on down the rankings, newcomers Courageous , 50/50 , Dream House , and What’s Your Number finish comparably, with the low-budget Courageous and 50/50 showing the most potential. Full listings after the jump.

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Anna Faris Bares Funny Fanny in the Nude Movie What’s Your Number? [PICS]

Comedienne Anna Faris is the perfect blend of funny and foxy, and the fact that she’s never been shy about displaying her ass-ets on screen (in Scary Movie (2000), Smiley Face (2007), and The House Bunny (2008)) just makes us love her all the more. After three long years without Faris flesh on the big screen, Anna makes her return to nudity this weekend with What’s Your Number? , opening in theaters tomorrow. Anna was spotted streaking on set with her co-star Chris Evans a few months ago, and our Skin Skout has confirmed that Anna indeed shows her seat meat jumping off a pier naked 1 hour, 4 minutes in. We only see the bare butt from the back, leaving open the possibility of a body double, though considering Anna’s nude history we’re optimistic that that fanny is 100% Faris. See stills from the set of What’s Your Number? after the jump!

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Anna Faris Bares Funny Fanny in the Nude Movie What’s Your Number? [PICS]

Teen Mom Reunion: Dr. Drew Calls Out Train Wrecks

After a tumultuous season of Teen Mom, the fab four headed to L.A. for their obligatory MTV reunion special slash therapy session with Dr. Drew Pinsky. He did not mince words. Farrah Abraham in particular got an earful from Drew after crying about her cruel fate, missing out on her teenage years because she had a baby, etc. I love you so much!!!! Okay, later! While Farrah ditched Sophia with her parents to go “found herself” in Florida, she used this opportunity to tell everyone she’d changed her mind! Maybe! Farrah doesn’t know if it’s in Sophia’s best interest to be cared for by her personally or her grandparents in Iowa. She’s also, like, so lonely in Florida! Dr. Drew finally had to shut down the pity party, which has been building all summer and apparently didn’t end with last week’s Teen Mom season finale . Telling Farrah to “add it up,” the doc said, first off, to stop sniveling: “You have to let go of the fantasies of childhood,” he said. “It’s time to let go.” In brighter news , college-bound Catelynn Lowell had an onstage epiphany of her own: She should become an adoption counselor! Well, okay then! Later, Amber Portwood replaced Farrah on the hot seat. Since the Teen Mom reunion was taped weeks before Amber’s suicide attempt , much of their discussion about her quote unquote successful therapy didn’t exactly move us. Amber ultimately burst into tears and stormed off the stage. What set her off? Not Gary Shirley, not serious legal problems or custody issues with daughter Leah, but her baby sister’s crib death when Amber was very young. Yeah. That about sums up what kind of night it was.

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Irish Farmer to Rihanna: Put Those Things Away!

Rihanna put on quite a show in a field in Ireland earlier this week. Turns out the bikini photos we saw were some of the tamer ones. Filming her new music video for “We Found Love,” the singer stripped down to just a bandana bra and then eventually went full-on topless in the great outdoors. Pretty standard, right? Not in everybody’s mind. Some people might tolerate, even encourage a topless Rihanna to do her thing on their property. But the farmer who owned this particular field did not. He felt it was “inappropriate” and politely asked the singer to either put it away or start filming her new video elsewhere. Yeesh. Show some respect! “We Found Love” is the first single from her upcoming album, scheduled for a November 21 release. Take a listen to the hot track after the jump … Rihanna – We Found Love

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Irish Farmer to Rihanna: Put Those Things Away!

Help Movieline Caption This Dark Shadows Photo of Johnny Depp and Tim Burton

We may have one Johnny Depp adaptation fast approaching ( The Rum Diary opens in theaters October 28), but that doesn’t mean we’ve forgotten about the other Johnny Depp adaptation down the line. Dark Shadows , the actor’s next and eighth collaboration with Tim Burton will bring the forgotten ’60s goth soap opera of the same name to life. Although it isn’t due out until May 2012, Empire does have a sneak peak of the behind-the-scenes action. Do you have your captioning pens handy?

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