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Watch the Goofy, Spoofy Trailer for Upright Citizen Brigade’s Freak Dance

Comedy troupe Upright Citizen’s Brigade take their sketch and improv hijinks to the feature film format in Freak Dance , a movie that purports to spoof “every dance movie ever made.” Featuring cheesy ’80s fashion and bad ’80s movie attitudes to match, it certainly covers a lot of ground in the dance movie genre. But every dance movie there is? We’ll see about that. Upside: It does have Amy Poehler spitting lines like, ‘That music sounds like murder!’ Check it out after the jump.

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Happy 43rd Birthday, Will Smith! What’s His Best Onscreen Moment?

I apologize to married titans Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, who also share birthdays on September 25, but Will Smith turns the big 4-3 today, and I’m already jiving to the Wild, Wild West theme with my best Carlton dance. You can’t not celebrate his birth. What’s your favorite Will Smith moment on the big screen?

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Happy 43rd Birthday, Will Smith! What’s His Best Onscreen Moment?

Weekend Receipts: Lion King Plays Hardball Against Moneyball

The “Circle of Life” remains unturned as The Lion King (in 3D) topped Moneyball to win the weekend receipt war for a second week in a row. Brad Pitt has nothing to be ashamed of, though, as his passion project notched the highest opening weekend for any baseball movie ever. In fact, a couple of big records were set this weekend. After the jump, we’ll count down the biggest earners and lament the plight of Taylor Lautner.

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Weekend Receipts: Lion King Plays Hardball Against Moneyball

Ring in Season 2 With Mr. Skin’s Guide to Boardwalk Empire [PICS]

HBO’s Boardwalk Empire begins its second season tonight at 9/8 Central, and in case you’re not up to speed on Martin Scorcese ‘s Prohibition-era gangster drama, we’ve complied a hand-y guide that tells you everything you’ll need to know going in to season 2. Well, the nude scenes, anyway. More after the jump (WARNING: Major spoilers ahead)!

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Ring in Season 2 With Mr. Skin’s Guide to Boardwalk Empire [PICS]

Scare Yourself Stiff With The Nude Stars of Upcoming Horror Movies [PICS]

October is just around the corner, and with it comes creeping the annual avalanche of horror flicks that are rushed into theaters in time for Halloween. Horror films have always featured copious nudity, but a lot has changed since the days of Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988). Case in point: The Human Centipede 2 , whose director Tom Six says in a new interview with The New York Times : ” I see porno films, of course, and I like them, I have no problem with that at all. And there have been so many horror films, and that’s all torture and misery. That’s the genre. I kind of like that they combine it. I think my film is a torture porn with European art sauce or something. ” After an enthusiastic premiere at Fantastic Fest in Austin last night, IFC Films has acquired the movie for distribution in the US (the British Film Classification Board refused to give it a rating, essentially banning it in the UK) and is rushing it into theaters on October 7 . Six promises that Human Centipede 2 will show everything that the surprisingly restrained The Human Centipede (2009) merely implied. The original did contain nudity from Ashley C. Williams and Ashlynn Yennie , and if you look closely at the official poster, you’ll see that spinal cord is made out of shapely seat meat. We don’t have a confirmed nudity report for this flick yet, but this is one of those movies that either you really want to see or you really, really don’t. So if you do, you’re probably in for a nude night at the movies-if you can keep your lunch down, anyway…. Get the scoop on more upcoming horror nudes after the jump!

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Married…with Children’s Jennifer Lyons Pantyless…with Upskirt [PICS]

Jennifer Lyons played the quintessential dumb blonde, Ariel, on Married…with Children , but we had no idea she was so forgetful in real life! In these nude shots spotted by a eagle-eyed fan, Jennifer reveals her lower lips after (presumably) forgetting to wear panties to set. More after the jump!

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Married…with Children’s Jennifer Lyons Pantyless…with Upskirt [PICS]

New Porn Company Promises XXX Re-Makes of Taxi Driver, Training Day and True Grit [VIDEO]

It’s truly a nude era for porn parodies. Earlier this week we profiled the upcoming boobs-and-bloodbath Grindhouse XXX , and now the up-and-coming (pun totally intended) porn studio Sensuous Diamond Productions has announced an ambitious new plan. The company will be re-imagining famous, critically acclaimed dramas like Taxi Driver (1976), True Grit (2011) and Training Day (2011) as porn. Two of those movies originally starred 14-year-old girls ( Jodie Foster and Hailee Steinfeld , respectively), but Training Day gave us a brief glimpse of Eva Mendes ‘ bush, so sure. Why not? See the trailer for their moody-looking skinagural effort, Taxi Driver XXX , after the jump!

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Skin Central Reviews: The Exterminator

Wither the Vietnam vet? A staple of ‘70s and ‘80s action movies, the bloodthirsty ex-POW has all but disappeared from today’s cinema landscape.There are a few reasons for this- for example, improved PTSD treatment and greater public support have given troops (slightly) less to be angry about in the Iraq era. That’s a good thing, but you might still get nostalgic for the bad old days when you see 1981’s The Exterminator (content coming soon), new on DVD from our friends at Synapse Films . More after the jump!

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Skin Central Reviews: The Exterminator

Now Pitching For the Athletics, No. 5, Jonah Hill

The slimmed-down co-star of (and, if there’s any justice to be found in the awards cosmos, eventual Oscar nominee for) Moneyball climbed the mound in Oakland on Sunday to throw out the first pitch prior to the A’s-Tigers game. And the crowd… goes… wild! Seriously, these guys really dig Hill; see for yourself in the video after the jump, and stick around for more in today’s Buzz Break.

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Charlie’s Angels Reboot to Re-Create Famous "Angels in Chains" Episode [PICS]

The original Charlie’s Angels was a pioneer in that glorious genre known as “jiggle TV.” Plenty of guys cite Farrah , Kate , and Jaclyn ‘s braless crime fighters as seminal influences in their dong-diddling development, and now the reboot, which premieres October 6 on ABC , is seeking to re-create those mam-entous moments for a new generation. The new series will feature an episode titled “Angels in Chains,” loosely based on a particularly wild (and beloved!) episode of the original. Like the original “Angels in Chains”, our heroines will be framed and thrown into a women’s prison, but will Minka Kelly slip a nip like Farrah Fawcett did on the original episode? 12-year-old boys (of all ages) sure hope so. The new Charlie’s Angels will probably be wearing bras, but which Angels bare more heavenly nudity? Join us after the jump to find out!

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