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Madison Murray is the Babe of the Day

I generally don’t like sharing internet babes I follow on the internet with you…even though I know you don’t have what it takes to steal them from me because you are weird…and they aren’t mine to begin with…but the fact is that as much as I don’t like sharing girls with friends, or losers who read my website because they have nothing better to do with their time, hence why they are losers…most of the girls I actually have sex with who aren’t my wife…usually have had dozens of men before me…that day alone…so I shouldn’t be such a hoarder…but instead I should celebrate her photoshoots as if for what they are…something glorious for us all to share… Her name is Madison Murray …she’s from Florida…and I’d let her eat bath salts then eat me under the freeway…even if I’d rather eat her…you like what I did there right?? Either way, I found these pics of her by some dude named Dion Burton…and I like… FOLLOW HER

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Madison Murray is the Babe of the Day

Which Helmet from the Ukrainian Uprising is Your Favorite of the Day

A- Spaghetti Strainer Won’t Keep You Dry But Will Save You From Being Shot B- Mascot Costume Weirdness C – Contruction Helmet Modified D – Small Motorcyle Helmet on a Fat Guy I haven’t been following the Ukrainian uprising, my interest ended at videos of protestors getting shot by snipers…I like babes, not people getting shot. That said, there has been some ridiculous helmets being worn by the ill-equipped protestors…and here are the three best I’ve seen so far…vote for your favorite.. Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll.

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Some Jason Biggs Placenta of the Day

In what is probably the worst possible way to celebrate the birth of your new kid…that is already damaged thanks to being cut from Jason Biggs’ DNA cloth…is to post a pic of the afterbirth…that’s not so frothy…but rather totally fucking repulsive, even abusive to his fans who don’t ever want to or need to see this..I mean show us your shredded vagina…or maybe even some milk filled tits…not this shit that crawled out of your vagina you vile fucking whore… That said…best way to end the week….

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Some Jason Biggs Placenta of the Day

Jizz Nail Polish

CULTURE BUZZ : New color for summer: The milky-white sheen of Jizz polish. This is Beach Black's follow-up to their debut nail polish color, Dickweed . Coming soon: Turd Stain, Afterbirth, and Pink Mist. The Best Links: Jizz: The Newest in Nail Polish “Love that color. What is it?” “Jizz.” LOL! Read