Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream…. America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became. The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large… Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is…. From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Fourth of July Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Listen, I love Bella Thorne as much as the next red-blooded blogger who makes a living posting pictures of hot nobodies on the Internet. She helped buy me… well, not a house, but at least my last pair of Costco sweatpants. Anyway, point is, I think Bella needs to lay off the weed, because it’s staining her teeth, and it’s starting to distract me from staring at her funbags.
At first, I thought it was a good thing Nina Agdal landed this Aerie swimwear campaign, because it meant more booty shots from my former #1 favorite bikini model. But then I remembered that Aerie’s whole deal is “all women” “no Photoshop” “body positivity” blah blah blah. Great, so now they want our Nina to get fat? She finally just started getting hot again ! Not cool, guys. » view all 17 photos
What the world needs now, more than anything, is Iggy Azalea fake ass in a thong doing a booty pop…. You know because it’s the single most important thing going on in the world, fuck the Olympics, School Shooting, Gun Laws, people going broke, scamming….it’s about some obscure, non-famous, who has no official hit songs, scammer…and her scamming ass…screaming for attention trying to make it all about her… She’s trash and plays that up…and this is nothing to jerk off to…but I feel compelled to post it and have no idea why…seriously no one cares about Iggy Azalea, even when she tries so hard to make them care, she’s just a bottom of the barrel bottom feeding piece of shit who probably doesn’t realize when she does shit thanks to nerve damage from all the ass injections to get black people to like her and take her seriously.. The post Iggy Azalea Fat Fake Ass in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nina Agdal is garbage, she’s this monster of a woman with a monster head, who I guess is proportionate so in photos looks hot, but her shoulders are that of a linebacker… That said, I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…a person Nina Agdal at the tail end of her SI Swim career took a shot on, like she was the hot one from Russia who landed Brad Cooper, the Hollywood life, a good one….but it just didn’t work like that because our friend Leo is a homo, and even if he’s not he can do better… Either way, her and her waterhead have found new cock to fill her in the form of Christie Brinkley’s rich as fuck son, because after Billy Joel, she had kids with a billionaire, and he’s just getting up in this harder than a pervert orderly at the retard home being given the night shift diaper duty on a MUTE retard… I once knew an actual retard girl who would always disappear for weeks at a time, and come home pregant…it happened 4 times….and I figure Nina Agdal is like that.. Nina encouraging Iskra Lawrence to do Fitness with her….SOME FAT CAMP FOR FUCKING MOOCHES Here are some more shots of Iskra getting wet….BECAUSE ELEPHANTS LOVE PLAYING IN WATER…. The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Whoa. Two Nina Agdal posts in two days? What is this, 2015? Anyway, I know yesterday I said my former #1 favorite hottie was starting to get over-the-hill , but then I found this GIF and a bunch of pictures of her and her cute puppies and all those old feelings came flooding back to my sweatpants. Oh, and her dog’s in a few of them too. Enjoy.
I haven’t done a post on Nina Agdal in a long time. I think she is pretty much done and no one cares about her, however, I saw this GIF and it awakened the little Tuna, so I had to share it with you guys. You’re welcome.
Nina Agdal is a non model who no one actually cares about but people think she’s important enough to talk about because she was in some A-List shit or maybe it was the A-List shit that was in her….back when she thought she had a chance getting knocked up by LEO…but I am sure he’s more into pegging and got rid of her when he realized that her broad shoulders and sheer size of not just her forehead but all of her…didn’t come with a dick….you know Romance.. Other than Leo, she’s been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit….every year for a long time since she’s old and tired…and I guess she got some work..and she is still going probably hoping to get another chance with a rich guy to know her up – as that is what they are all about…these “bikini” models…this is the last HURRAH…. The post Nina Agdal in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal is a monster….but the dude she’s with must be 7 feet tall..because her and her big head are 6 feet tall…making for some creepy tall girl erotica… You think she’s got a hot body, thanks to being proportionate, but if you were to stand next to her and feel like you’re standing next to a massive Redwood in the Northern California forest after raping and killing a celebrity you obsess over on a trip to LA….if you know what I mean… Well…she’s the worst…and even Leonardo DiCaprio thinks that…because he flushed her when he realized she wasn’t a man… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you haven’t been paying attention, my former #1 favorite hottie Nina Agdal has been making a serious hotness comeback lately, and here’s a little sample of her latest work: her posing in a swimsuit, with a cute pooch, topless. It’s pretty much Nina’s Greatest Hits. The only thing we’re missing is her posing in lingerie and/or with her favorite blogger. Maybe next time.
