I haven’t done a post on Joanna Halpin here in at least a year, but it’s not her fault. As you can see, the British hottie is a total pants fire. Problem is, there’s just so many other hot nobody models out there, it’s tough to stay on top of them all. So if Joanna really wants to stand out, she’s going to have to do something no other hottie has ever done: AKA acknowledge my existence and/or agree to go on a date with me. Ball’s in your court, Joanna.
I hope you guys have been enjoying Nina Agdal ‘s hotness comeback as much as me and the Little Tuna have been. Because it sure has been nice to see my former #1 favorite hottie back at work lighting up our collective pants regions on a daily basis. So here’s a few of her latest shots, but just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy. Enjoy.
Looks like I may have called the end of Nina Agdal ‘s modeling career a little premature. Because the last few photoshoots from my former #1 favorite supermodel have been vintage Nina (AKA topless goodness ), and now here she is delivering even more hotness for German Glamour . And speaking of premature, I think I may need to change into a new pair of sweatpants. » view all 11 photos
Now this is an impressive photoshoot from Maxim Magazine and Nina Agdal . Just when I thought Nina’s career was over, she pulls out the sweet underboob action and manages to extend her 15 minutes of fame. Good job! For some reason, I find my pants around my ankles now.
Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Looks like I might have spoken too soon yesterday when I said that Nina Agdal needed to start stepping her hotness game up if she wanted more attention from me and the Little Tuna these days. Because my former #1 favorite hottie just dropped this amazing teaser video for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and she’s definitely got our attention again. For the next 30, 45 seconds at least, anyway. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos
Looks like I might have spoken too soon yesterday when I said that Nina Agdal needed to start stepping her hotness game up if she wanted more attention from me and the Little Tuna these days. Because my former #1 favorite hottie just dropped this amazing teaser video for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and she’s definitely got our attention again. For the next 30, 45 seconds at least, anyway. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos
Nina Agdal is some big and burly, possibly intersex, model from the internet, or from Sports Illustrated, who has done very little of substance in her career, but not in terms of dicks she’s put in her vagina along the way, because there are some many less downs syndrome faces, with hotter bodies, who may not be in Sports Illustrated Swim, a magazine with a lot of hype, but not a lot of substance, at least not in terms of the models or the shoots they book the last 5 years since internet has taken over….but who still put the names of some girls on the map…at least enough to be Kate Upton, or to marry pro athletes, or to get invited to events…like it’s a credibility, they are actual “published models” for a mainstream brand – that may not matter – but that still has the strength of it’s brand name behind them… Now, I’m going to assume Agdal, who thinks she’s the biggest deal ever, but who is really garbage, I’ve seen her in person and know, she’s real garbage…probably makes 100,000 dollars a year as a model, but so much more in her escorting, you know fucking rich guys who pay her bills that she pretends isn’t escorting…. But we all know she doesn’t matter but matters enough to get in with Leo DiCaprio, who credible sources have told me fucks dudes, which makes sense, allowing her to increase her profile as everyone likes the celeb association…and here she is pushing 30, trying to get pregnant by a rich guy like Irina, while being totally uninspiring, boring, garbage…throw her out like a newborn at prom…yet she remains here….the worst. The post Nina Agdal Fucks Leo with a Strap On and Models Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Leonardo DiCaprio has been inside more models than every rolled up dollar bill on the planet combined, but to his credit, the guy is more serial monogamist than heartless womanizer. Though he often trades the women in his life in for newer models in the most literal sense, it seems the splits are usually amicable and Leo’s exes never seem to have anything bad to say about their time with Hollywood’s most notorious playboy. That may be about to change, however, thanks to a rumor about Leo stepping out behind the back of his current girlfriend, Nina Agdal. DiCaprio and Agdal have been dating since July, and were recently rumored to be getting serious. But it seems DiCaprio’s been having some difficulty putting his ladies’ man ways behind him, as sources are telling Page Six that he was recently spotted hooking up a model (of course) named Paige Watkins while Agdal was out of town. Witnesses say DiCaprio and Watkins were spotted slyly hooking up at 1Oak in LA, where Leo was partying in the VIP with his reunited “wolf pack,” which includes fellow actors Lukas Haas and the recently-divorced Toby Maguire . “They looked pretty close,” one onlooker says. “She was sitting on his lap, and they appeared to be kissing.” Insiders say Nina was out of the country for the holidays, and Leo appears to have taken advantage of the window of opportunity presented by her absence. Paige is a slender, blonde, twenty-something model, which makes this story 100% believable, but sources for both parties claim it’s a complete fabrication: “There is no confirmation that they are a couple nor were they holding hands,” says a rep for Watkins’ modeling agency. “They are definitely not a couple.” A spokesperson for Leo issued a similar denial, saying: “This story is totally false and completely made up by people claiming to be sources.” Even a PR representative for 1Oak got Leo’s back, telling Page Six: “It’s not true, he was there with all of his boys for a holiday party.” Is it just us, or all these denials making Leo look even more guilty. His best defense would be to claim that he was just behaving on instinct: “I saw a blonde model, so I started making out with her. At this point, it’s basically an involuntary function.” There’s literally not a thing you can say to argue against that.
