Juelz Santana Runs From Airport After TSA Discovers Gun Looks like Juelz Santana will have to rebook his flight. The Dipset rapper was reportedly on his way through security check at Newark Liberty International airport, when a TSA agent discovered a gun inside his carry-on bag. According to NBC News , once Santana, real name LaRon Louis James, realized that the agent had found his firearm, he instantly took off running for the door. He left his gun and his carry-on luggage behind at the airport and agents believe he likely caught a cab. Needless to say, Port Authority Department detectives are currently looking for Juelz. Hopefully, everything will be alright for the rapper. WENN/Getty
Juelz Santana Runs From Airport After TSA Discovers Gun Looks like Juelz Santana will have to rebook his flight. The Dipset rapper was reportedly on his way through security check at Newark Liberty International airport, when a TSA agent discovered a gun inside his carry-on bag. According to NBC News , once Santana, real name LaRon Louis James, realized that the agent had found his firearm, he instantly took off running for the door. He left his gun and his carry-on luggage behind at the airport and agents believe he likely caught a cab. Needless to say, Port Authority Department detectives are currently looking for Juelz. Hopefully, everything will be alright for the rapper. WENN/Getty
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Kelly Brook is a fat chick, with fat tits, who would starve herself before her titty shoots to look less fat, but was still fat. I’ve met Rugby players who have fucked her and have passed around pics of her for comedic purposes… I’ve also met fat chicks, I even married one and I can tell you with confidence that fat chicks are just lazy slobs…and all the rationalizing fat chicks is just them finding excuses to be lazy.. Fat chicks have always existed. In Africa, the fat chick was deemed the most fertile and all the men in the tribe wanted to knock her up, because the chances of her surviving a famine and the pregnancy were higher…. In Europe and America…the fat chick was just laughed at, fucked when drunk at 3 am when options were limited, and occasionally stars of fetish porn, because some weirdos are into fat girls, mainly for their tits…. The plus sized model thing happened and people like Anna Nicole Smith, Mamma Cass, whoever the fuck else has been seen as fat, pigs like Ariel Winter….and even Marilyn Monroe, who weighed in at 118 pounds for her 5 foot 5 frame…now girls are pushing 200 lbs…. But now.. fat chicks are fucking everywhere, the world is obese, unhealthy, on medication for Chronic illness and some fat chicks like Kelly Brook, known for her fat tits, who polarized being a fat chick…now can embrace and accept being fat… Kelly Brook is an early adopter to being a fat chick….she’s pushing 50 by now…still fat, still click baiting….this time for Christmas. Tis the Season… The post Kelly Brook Christmas Sex Doll for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake, it is what she is destined and meant to do…. I’ve said this before, but it’s is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY… Why would I write more of these when I already did the work, I want to be a one-trick pony, like this Eliza Cummings…who’s doing what she can to get people cumming…and that’s what matters… This time for a legit sugar baby lingerie brand, for a sugar baby…this must be FUCKING everything for her…and for them really..understanding their market… Hot for Christmas…. The post Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve heard from Nicola Peltz , but back in the day, she used to be one of my favorite up-and-coming blonde nobodies. Anyway, I don’t know what she’s been up to lately, but I guess her acting career didn’t take off quite like Nicola and her agent hoped. On the plus side, it looks like she’s definitely got a promising future as a professional Insta-hottie and/or millionaire arm candy, and I wish her all the best pursuing those careers. As long as she keeps posting more of these amazing bikini pictures, that is. » view all 12 photos
Which girl over 100 fucking years do you like best…. Elle Macpherson….the model I used to jerk off to in 1989 when I first found Sports Illustrated swim when it still mattered….who still looks amazing because models know how to get rich guys and keep them… Reese Witherspoon who you never jerked off to but who was the chubby, and now still chubby, chronic jogger, who trapped Ryan Philippe, stole his career, won an Oscar, married her Agent like a dirtbag, and made stupid fucking money while pretending to love JESUS…when really she loves fame, and money and eating.. Or Pam Anderson..tits you jerk off to for being naked trashy, with trashy tits, who influenced strippers everywhere…aging in a weird way thanks to years of hepatitis she’s cured and plastic surgery rot…an icon no more… My vote is with ELLE…CAST YOUR VOTE… Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF thE PICS CLICK HERE Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle VS Pam VS Reese Old Lady Bikinis of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Chloe Bennet is some girl on some Agent of SHIELD show… I don’t think I’ve heard of her, but I’m not some cheesy Disney Kid living in LA going to all the same lame parties where I pretend to be overly excited to be part of this pop culture that should be taken out back and shot… I’ve been to LA at least once in the last 40 years, and it’s been like this forever, these lame fucking people who think they are at the important parties and who all jerk each other off….figuratively…and literally… I know how it is….but I guess the times are a shifting and social media presence counts as fame…the era of interent being for HERBS AND NERDS is over…because this working actress is making out with her new boyfriend, a VINE star with millions of followers for really basic and lame comedy clips that I guess get him laid…even though he walks around with a selfie stick like some kind of faggot…even though all these dudes are kinda fucking gay in what they do….but at least smart enough to keep the hot bitches around in bikinis…to contribute to their scam. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Bennet in a Bikini with her Vine Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to pretend it’s not happening. But there’s no use in fighting it any longer: I’m sorry to report that Scarlett Johansson , AKA formerly one of the hottest women in the world, now looks like a professional Hillary Clinton impersonator thanks to that hipster haircut of hers. All she needs now is a pantsuit. But don’t worry, at least we’ve still got the archives until it grows back out. Or her agent buys her some hair extensions. Continue reading →
