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Kelly Brook Christmas Sex Doll for Instagram of the Day

Posted on November 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is a fat chick, with fat tits, who would starve herself before her titty shoots to look less fat, but was still fat. I’ve met Rugby players who have fucked her and have passed around pics of her for comedic purposes… I’ve also met fat chicks, I even married one and I can tell you with confidence that fat chicks are just lazy slobs…and all the rationalizing fat chicks is just them finding excuses to be lazy.. Fat chicks have always existed. In Africa, the fat chick was deemed the most fertile and all the men in the tribe wanted to knock her up, because the chances of her surviving a famine and the pregnancy were higher…. In Europe and America…the fat chick was just laughed at, fucked when drunk at 3 am when options were limited, and occasionally stars of fetish porn, because some weirdos are into fat girls, mainly for their tits…. The plus sized model thing happened and people like Anna Nicole Smith, Mamma Cass, whoever the fuck else has been seen as fat, pigs like Ariel Winter….and even Marilyn Monroe, who weighed in at 118 pounds for her 5 foot 5 frame…now girls are pushing 200 lbs…. But now.. fat chicks are fucking everywhere, the world is obese, unhealthy, on medication for Chronic illness and some fat chicks like Kelly Brook, known for her fat tits, who polarized being a fat chick…now can embrace and accept being fat… Kelly Brook is an early adopter to being a fat chick….she’s pushing 50 by now…still fat, still click baiting….this time for Christmas. Tis the Season… The post Kelly Brook Christmas Sex Doll for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Posted on November 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake, it is what she is destined and meant to do…. I’ve said this before, but it’s is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY… Why would I write more of these when I already did the work, I want to be a one-trick pony, like this Eliza Cummings…who’s doing what she can to get people cumming…and that’s what matters… This time for a legit sugar baby lingerie brand, for a sugar baby…this must be FUCKING everything for her…and for them really..understanding their market… Hot for Christmas…. The post Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 3.28.17

Posted on March 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Top Ten Disney Hotties Fleshbot Caitlin O’Connor wet nipples photoshoot Taxi Driver Movie Nude Gallery: Marnie Simpson’s Bare Ass for UTan and Tone The Nip Slip Eliza Cummings nipple for Marie Claire Italia Drunken Stepfather Hayley Marie Coppin silver bikini striptease (header image) Egotastic All Stars Nude Gallery: Ava Addams is the perfect housewife Boobie Blog … read more

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Eliza Cummings for LUI Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The ALT-RIGHT – will like to know that this ELIZA cumming bitch, who is feeding like a rhino in a National Geographic, while nude, in attempts to help contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake and to not participate in that would be against her life choice of being a model, a scenester, a sugar baby…and NAKED in photos for a French magazine – pretending it’s “ART” cuz it’s a good angle… Well, she’s dating a Rothschild, a member of the richest families in the world…a family rumored to own the world’s gold supply, and the route of all the conspiracies..the kind of family that the conspiracy people call the New World Order, who finance both sides of every war….but she not a whore, don’t look at her like that, she likes him for his kindness…he’s ambition…the money is just bonus…right…. I don’t know if she’s still dating the Rothschild, I Didn’t google her, I was too busy looking at her face down / ass up for photos….but it makes for a good story, one we could write our own conspiracy too, like maybe she’s a spy moving in…but I think she’ll pretend she didn’t know he was a Rothschild when they met, it was all just a shock as she used to masturbate to the Forbes richest people list, a list he’s not on, because all his money is private….how was she to know… Fuck…I just googled it an she’s not with the Rothschild…that ruins this whole post, but she’s still naked in the pics, I am just surprised she wasn’t killed off…doesn’t that Rothschild know anything about romance when you’re an evil tyrant who owns the fucking world… The post Eliza Cummings for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eliza Cummings Side Tit of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a new pic of MARIE CLAIRE ITALY of Eliza Cummings…Because cummings is what she should make you want to do….deep inside her…hoping to get her pregnant so that you can guilt her out of the abortion so that you have proof for all your friends that you had sex with tits this good.. I am not just saying that Eliza Cummings and cum come hand in hand, it’s in her name, a joke she’s probably always heard but has now turned into a business, but for the record the cum on cummings should should come on her tits…I just confused myself… I don’t know who she is as a model and don’t feel like googling her…but I do know what her big tit looks like and I like it. here are the rest of the pics I’ve already posted….repost.. The post Eliza Cummings Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eliza Cummings Tits for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eliza Cummings is a 25 year old model who has never heard anyone make a cum reference to her name being cumming especially when you factor in how fucking good she looks, especially topless, like all models pretty are and should be, as that is their sacrifice to the world, their nipples, so that they don’t have to live a normal 9-5 life where they actually work, but rather get to focus on the important things in life like free hand outs, social climbing through sex, and finding rich guys to marry or get knocked up by, especially if they don’t start out rich. She’s with a Rothschild, a member of the richest families in the world…a family rumored to won the world’s gold supply, and the route of all the conspiracies…but she likes him for his kindness. Either way, here are her tits for David Bellemere, the hardest working man in the luxury, high end, tits photography… I am pretty sure these are old pics, recycled, but tits are still tits…so tits. The post Eliza Cummings Tits for Marie Claire Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eliza Cummings Will Blow Your Mind!

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Damn. I’ve never heard of this Eliza Cummings chick, but according to my research, she’s a British model, which makes sense, since all the hot ones usually are. Anyway, I’m digging this black-and-white photoshoot she did, because as you all know, black-and-white pictures make anything instantly classy, even wet t-shirts and handbras. But add a British accent to that and it looks like I’m gonna have to bust out the fancy Kleenex and my opera glasses for these.

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Eliza Cummings Titty for Visual Tales Issue 3 of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Eliza Cummings showing some titty cuz all girls are whores who get topless for money…and I am posting it cuz I like tits but also cuz I am on a quest to make this site a respected fashion site in the fashion community so that one day I will own a private island filled with models willing to suck my dick for this level of exposure…sure it won’t happen, but if it did, it’d be the best joke ever….so this is me doing the groundwork and here is Eliza Cummings doing the same…cuz maybe this shoot will be the one that gets her where she wants to be…and the fun thing about these fashion girls is tht they have no issue doing anything, they like being hot and are pretty laidback about getting naked…cuz shit pays fucking well and lets them do nothing all day and party all night…in some kind of serious fucking joke…like they played a trick on society….cuz they don’t actually need to work but get to live the good life…and I figure I deserve the same treatment…

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