I’ve always known that the Entertainment industry was a fucking lie…and that Award shows were a fucking lie…and that it was just like one average sized high school, where there are a series of popular kids trying to get popular, and nerds whoring out and working with the popular kids to make them all money….and that anything from the Publicist, Agent, to the Brands and Ad Agencies…to the websites and media covering it…and the award shows celebrating it…were all in it together saying “how can the core 1000 of us, recruit another 100,000 people to work for us, and sell bullshit the the 350 million”…getting the core 1000 people very fucking rich…giving the other 100,000 people jobs…and making 350 million people mindless idiots, buying into bullshit, feeling inadequate about their lives…CLEVER.. So when Ashley Tisdale won Hottest Actress of the year…it was a turning point in my career as a blogger, where I decided to focus on how busted her face was and how not-hot she is… But throughout that process I’ve said, her ugliness is her face, her body is fit and a fit body goes a long way, so when you get married, marry for fitness, because even when fit gets doughy, it’s still better than when DOUGHIER gets DOUGHIER…so in being fit…she’s always had a good ass…that she’s finally exploiting and using for her fans…good play.. The post Ashley Tisdale Underwear Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them… So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation… All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies… Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it. The post Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Malcolm Mclaren, the Sex Pistol’s manager who posted bail for Sid Vicous before his mother injected him with a lethal dose of heroin…..had a kid with Vivianne Westwood, a fashion designer who basically dressed the punk rock band in the 70s, because Punk is so Punk that they care about designer clothing and making millions…you know the least punk thing possible… They had a kid…and that kid who was clever enough to say “Hey, these brands of lingerie aren’t authentic to the history of hosiery…they aren’t as sexy or amazing as lingerie was in the 1920s…how can we be 80 years older but our under garments are just throwaway walmart quality shit…when lingerie should be sexy…I know, I’ll use mommy’s money and make a brand of very expensive lingerie that instagram models everywhere will make their sugar daddy’s buy for them…because people love expensive things…”.. Well, Agent Provocateur has branched out into swimsuits…now that they are the biggest and baddest brand in panties…why not take on swim.. Here’s their lookbook…get ready for these to pollute your instagram feed… The post Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Transgender Woman Held By TSA When Penis Was Discovered A transgender woman claims she was delayed by TSA workers at Orlando International Airport after machinery discovered that her anatomy did not match her gender identity . Shadi Petosky, a writer and producer, tweeted about her experience as it happened. Petosky told NBC News : “I stepped into the full body scanner, the TSA agent looked at me and pressed the F button. The scanner picked up an ‘anomaly’ in my crotch area.” I said, ‘I’m transgender. That’s my penis.’ The TSA officer then said something like, ‘If you are a man, then go back in the machine and we’ll run you as a man.’ When the agent told her that she needed to be run as a man or a woman, Petosky said she tried to make light of it, saying: “I’m transgender. I am a woman, but I have an atrophied penis, trying to make it kind of not a big deal.” The TSA officer replied, “If you don’t want to be run as a man, we’ll have to search you. Are you a man or a woman?” Then he asked her if she wanted a male or female agent complete a pat-down search of her body. “I kind of froze. I have never been flagged in the groin before and didn’t want to make a female officer touch there, but didn’t want a man to do the pat down.” Petosky was then held in a side room for a pat down, searched twice, and her luggage was completely unpacked and searched. Overall the encounter lasted 40 minutes, causing her to miss her flight altogether. She was booked on another flight for the following day, but felt that the experience unfairly singled her out. Do you think she has a point…or should she have just gone through the male scanner and called it a day?? Twitter
We don’t see too much of Vanessa Hudgens anymore these days, and I’m not sure why. She’s still smoking hot, she’s got a killer body, and she doesn’t mind showing it off. So enjoy this all-too-rare Vanessa Hudgens photoshoot while I try to get her agent on the phone about a great comeback project: filming a sex tape with a blogger. I think it could do wonders for her career. Or at least the Little Tuna.
Here’s some pics from a recent Agent Provocateur Campaign…. Agent Provocateur is the higher concept Victoria’s Secret, created by the son of Sex Pistol’s manager and Vivienne Westwood, that everyone buys into and thinks is luxury, because it is overpriced…and represents status to retards who buy into this shit… But it looks good enough to me, it’s got some old school lingerie vibes, and I just ignore that it is probably owned by evil Victoria’s Secret… Apparently, this line is by Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica…because I guess anyone can design lingerie if they win an Oscar and have a hot sister who never quite made it… And here are the campaign pics that bore me because pics always bore me. The post Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In 1970s South Boston, FBI Agent John Connolly (Joel Edgerton) persuades Irish mobster James “Whitey” Bulger (Johnny Depp) to collaborate with the FBI and eliminate a common enemy: the Italian mob. The drama tells the true story of this unholy alliance, which spiraled out of control, allowing Whitey to evade law enforcement, consolidate power, and become one of the most ruthless and powerful gangsters in Boston history.
Is it hot in here? Or it the new trailer just released by The CW in anticipation of the final few episodes of Arrow Season 3 ? Arrow Season 3 Sneak Preview Fresh off Arrow Season 3 Episode 18 – which initially revealed Oliver’s superhero identity to Captain Lance… only for Roy to then pretend he is the Arrow – the pulsating drama will take a mini hiatus and return on April 15. Upon its return, the show will be full speed ahead until the May 13 finale. Based on the above footage, we know Oliver will be teaming up with the Atom and that a plan will be enacted to break Roy out of prison. There will also be some eyeglasses getting removed eyeglasses… some undergarments being unhooked … and a scarred chest being caressed. And, wait. WHAT?!? Will it really be happening? Will Oliver and Felicity finally be giving in to their feelings, in a physical manner of speaking? We’ll find out plenty more on Arrow Season 3 Episode 19 , but we’ll leave fans alone now to check out the extended trailer again and again… and then again once more. 17 Sexy Small Screen Superheroes 1. Stephen Amell (Arrow) How good looking is Stephen Amell? Even with his shirt on in this photo, the actor just caused half the women reading this post to dump their boyfriends. 2. Grant Gustin (The Flash) Women rarely like their men fast. But Grant Gustin causes them to make an exception as The Flash. 3. Dean Cain (Superman) It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the best looking Man of Steel we’ve ever seen. 4. Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) Perhaps we should stop searching for a new Wonder Woman and just hand Lynda Carter the job back. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tom Welling (Smallville) Yes, Dean Cain still wins as Superman. But give us Tom Welling as Clark Kent please! 6. Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) We don’t care how many new roles Sarah Michelle Gellar takes on, she will always be Buffy. 7. David Boreanz (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Seeley Booth who?!? Give us David Boreanz as Angel any day of the week! 8. Christian Kane (The Librarians) Didn’t see this one coming, did you? You should really check out the new TNT drama. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Hayley Atwell (Marvel’s Agent Carter) We’d never want to mess with Hayley Atwell in the field. But in the bedroom? Oh yes! 10. Ming-Na Wen (Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD) The show she is on may be boring, but Ming-Na Wen brings Melinda May to hot life! 11. Milo Ventimiglia (Heroes) After the first season of Heroes, we only watched this terrible show for Milo Ventimiglia. 12. Hayden Panettiere (Heroes) Okay, maybe the guys stuck around for Hayden Panettiere. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Summer Glau (The Cape) Pretty much no one watched The Cape on NBC. But they should have because it starred Summer Glau. 14. Joshua Jackson (Fringe) Did Joshua Jackson really play a superhero on Fringe? Hey, he did heroic stuff and he’s super good looking. 15. Jensen Ackles (Supernatural) As Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles is one half of the best looking superhero sibling team on TV… 16. Jared Padalecki (Supernatural) … and now you can meet the other half. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) View Photo You thought we forgot him, didn’t you? Damon Salvatore has SUPERatural ability and, whether he wants to admit it or not, the guy acts like a HERO on a weekly basis. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Sexy Small Screen Superheroes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Here’s a little old school Paparazzi raping the privacy of a model who is probably nude all the time and who has probably been topless for her work but I am too busy to look into her archive footage, because Cara Delevingne is overrated, retard faced looking, overpaid rich kid who just happens to have the right friends, making the media think that she matters, and I guess that means she does matter…because the media owns our minds.. Now even if she called the paparazzi and staged this for some sold school paparazzi privacy raping vibe…it still speaks to me on an emotional level of a time when the paparazzi matter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
