I hate catalog bikini and lingerie pics, no matter what model they use, I find them boring as fuck….regardless of whether I want to impregnate Sarah Stephens or not….catalog pics suck….but I get they pay the bills… What I don’t hate is that Agent Provocateur, I’ve been a fan for a long time, not because I wear lingerie, but because I like girls in Lingerie…and this is a lingerie company that represents what lingerie is supposed to be…it was created by the manager of the Sex Pistol’s son, that has unlike Victoria’s Secret, has put style into their lingerie, you know making it semi erotic like it was the 1900s and imported from france…now this may not mean anything to you, because you have no taste, but it means something to girls and gives them fem boners, because it’s erotic and not trashy…doesn’t matter… What does matter is that they don’t photoshop out nipples or pussy – and show off what the product actually looks like…something the Christian friendly evil corporation doesn’t do…and for that…we celebrate…Sarah Stephens, who was a VS Model in 2008, at 18, showing her nipples.
Reese Witherspoon busted out her mom of 4 tits for a movie she’s trying to win another Oscar in, all thanks to her agent husband who needs this win for another 100,000,000 dollar payday….because she’s a good Christian and realizes that it’s okay to make an idol out of yourself, it is okay to get naked for a big payday when you pretend your art is your god given talent, because you’re so full of your own bullshit, and your head is so far up your own fucking ass, because making millions and millions of dollars to live in really expensive houses and a life of Luxury is exactly what Jesus is all about… Hollywood people are the fucking worst…full of shit lies…but at least she’s showing her tits for Jesus…
I don’t care about this Bill Cosby scandal that’s going on. I feel like it happened before and is just a diversion from his pedophilia. You know never trust a man who seduces kids with JELLO, has a show where they sit on his lap about kids saying the Darndest things, before being a huge sitcom success….I mean in the 50s when he went to college to be a teacher…you’d think some alarms would go off….since any grown man drawn to kids…is usually a fucking predator… That said, Zombie woman and original supermodel according to Janice Dickinson, was reliving the glory days, and figured she might as well cash in and have people talk about her rugged plastic surgery body that is melting off her frail model bones, because she’s come out to attack Cosby from a 1980s encounter where she tried seducing him to get on his show… This is what she said: Dickinson said she met Cosby in Lake Tahoe at his urging after he said that he would help her with her singing career. They had met earlier when her agent had introduced them, hoping that she could get a job on “The Cosby Show.” Dickinson said that after dinner, she and Cosby were in her hotel room and that he gave her some red wine and a pill. She had asked for a pill because she had been suffering stomach pains. “The next morning I woke up and I wasn’t wearing my pyjamas and I remembered before I passed out I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she said. She said she remembered Cosby dropping the robe he had been wearing and getting on top of her. She said she never confronted Cosby about the incident. “I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do and this happened to me and this is a true story,” Sounds legit. So she asked for the pill while drinking and she woke up naked and assaulted…I am not a victim shamer, but seriously, this woman’s had more cock than a Colonial Sanders…and there comes a time when you can’t really take their rape claims seriously….”I swear I said no, he just couldn’t hear me cuz my mouth was full of his balls”… Either way, rape is bad, but you can’t rape the willing, and I would assume based on her leathery body, that she’d actively encourage rape these days…just because she craves human touch… Here’s a tribute to her…while she tries to drag your childhood JELLO man through the mud, not because she’s in the KKK, but becuase 40 years is the right amount of time to remember the incident clearly, especially after 40 years of booze and drugs.
Gisele Bundchen is modeling jeans for some jeans company because apparently she doesn’t have enough money and the jeans company doesn’t feel that spending their budget on a younger, hotter, less famous, but far less expensive model makes sense…you know give it to the has been, washed up, practically dead mom that no one really cares about, but that her agent makes brands think people care about, because she’s a big meal ticket and you know she’s not doing this for less than 300,000 dollars for a day of work…. I mean why give instagram models with more followers 1000 dollars when you can give Gisele 300,000…it makes your brand seem way more legit when you get a Victoria’s Secret model, married to an NFL Quarterback than – just some hot girl in jeans….I don’t know if my message is getting through, but I think booking Gisele for anything is dumb, but paying Gisele prices is dumber, when there are so many girls down to do this for free… Here are the pics anway, because I know you’ve masturbated to girls in jeans, probably on public transportation….when they were on their way home from High School…
Anja Rubik is a model – and these are her tits in some magazine called Flair… She’s done NUDITY BEFORE – it is all part of being a model – especially when you’re an immigrant, because despite probably being shy about showing her tits when she was a kid, her agent was able to explain to her that if she wants to make it – she better be able to strip the fuck down, because a million other girls wish they were her… She’s probably best known for doing Victoria’s Secret at least once…but then again, they are the company that “makes models relevant”…at least to the trailer park masses who buy their shit… I like to think she’s best known for her body of titty work This shoot is a little dude-like – but you queeers love that.
Last time we got pictures of Latvian model Jacqueline Oloniceva they were pretty mind-blowing. But this latest set of hers for Agent Provocateur Lingerie just might be even better. In fact, there’s so much lingerie hotness in this post, it might cause your brain to stop working all together. Anyway, I know it’s a lot of pictures, but trust me, you’re going to want to look at every single one of them. So I’d go ahead and clear your schedule for the rest of the day. Maybe even the rest of the week. I’ve already cancelled all my important afternoon meetings with my couch, my bed and the TV. It’s all about prioritizing. » view all 83 photos
Last time we got pictures of Latvian model Jacqueline Oloniceva they were pretty mind-blowing. But this latest set of hers for Agent Provocateur Lingerie just might be even better. In fact, there’s so much lingerie hotness in this post, it might cause your brain to stop working all together. Anyway, I know it’s a lot of pictures, but trust me, you’re going to want to look at every single one of them. So I’d go ahead and clear your schedule for the rest of the day. Maybe even the rest of the week. I’ve already cancelled all my important afternoon meetings with my couch, my bed and the TV. It’s all about prioritizing. » view all 83 photos
So apparently Victoria Justice is on some new TV show called Eye Candy , which is pretty fitting considering she’s one of my all-time favorite cuties. It’s perfect casting, if you ask me. Anyway, I’m not sure what it’s about, and I definitely don’t understand how a New York cab fits in. Shouldn’t Victoria just be standing around in lingerie for 30 minutes every episode? I mean, the idea writes itself. Why overthink it? Photos: PacificCoastNews
Since I always love discovering new models, especially when they’re hot enough to melt my pants region at first sight, here’s Michea Crawford for Agent Provocateur Lingerie. According to my research, Michea’s from Quebec and wanted to be a flight attendant or something growing up, which would’ve been a total waste of her, uh, natural “talents.” So enjoy, and let’s all be glad she ended up finding a line of work with much better uniforms. » view all 15 photos
Get your daddy please…. Man Tries To Sell Police Crushed Up Pop Tart A Rocky Mount, North Carolina man was recently arrested after authorities say he tried to sell cocaine to an undercover agent that turned out to be a crushed up pop tart. W….T….F???? WTCI 12 reports: Halifax County deputies arrested a man they said tried to pass off a crushed up corner of a pop tart as cocaine. Cameron Mitchell, 30, of Rocky Mount, allegedly sold the fake crack cocaine to an undercover agent in June. Deputies arrested Mitchell on September 4th. Deputies say on June 19, during Operation Southern Summer, Mitchell was making a delivery to a convenience store in the town of Halifax when he came in contact with an undercover agent. During the conversation, Mitchell allegedly agreed to sell crack cocaine to the agent. Deputies say Mitchell went to the cab of his delivery truck and came back with what he said was crack cocaine. He allegedly sold it to the agent for $20. Agents field tested the evidence, and it was negative for the presence of cocaine. They went looking for Mitchell’s delivery truck and found it at another convenience store on Highway 561. Agents say Mitchell told them he needed the money, so he went into his truck and found the corner of a Pop-Tart, then sold it to the agent as crack cocaine. Mitchell faces charges of selling or delivering a counterfeit controlled substance and creating a counterfeit controlled substance. What was he thinking?????
