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Blake Lively May Not Be Perfect After All

I think I’ve been putting Blake Lively up on a pedestal, constantly telling myself she’s perfect and that she can never do anything that could make her look bad…. I was wrong. This is the face of a woman about to rip your scrotum off, not a hottie I want to make sweet sweet love to. Luckily it was just the one shot, I’m a big enough man to get passed it and move on to the rest of the picture in which she’s back to looking like a normal sane human hottie. If that was her sex face I want nothing to do with it… I’m kinda frightened and more than a little aroused. more pictures of Blake Lively here

Miley Cyrus’ Bloated Face Frightens Me

Is it just me or is Miley Cyrus aging extremely quickly right before our eyes? This is not the face of a hot young popstar in the prime of her life, this is the bloated face of an alcoholic soccer mom with a craving for chili cheese fries. What the hell? I had a feeling her head was too big for her body, but I just thought that was because she was really skinny. If her body ever grows in to this oversized face, we’re in big trouble. She’d better enjoy wearing those leather short shorts while she still can, because at Miley’s rate of expansion those things won’t last very long. Hopefully this is just a bad camera angle and everything will be back to normal soon. Fingers crossed.