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25 Bootleg Costumes and the stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Halloween….and all you’ll be doing is handing out candy to girls you’ll probably creep on in 10 years when they are 16…Born in 2000 is the new goal….Y2k…you fucking creep…you should be registered… It’s Halloween…and I am clearly getting very fucking old, desensitized, bitter, angry, bored, uninterested….because I do not care that every girl and woman is going to be dressed half naked because they can… It is always the same fucking costumes, nothing blows me away or even makes me laugh…the giant Maxipad costume was disgusting, and dressing like Jared from Subway won’t make the parents in teh neighborhood laugh…but other than that…boring… There are half naked girl who won’t fuck you all over the internet…and I guess in everyday life…making everyday Halloween…in a “what are you dressed as”….”an instagram hooker”… But I guess real life amongst people who are going all out because they want the prize instagram pic…trying hard for liked even in real life (IRL)….could be worst…I mean we could all be in snow suits…and I’ll take lingerie over clothes…any day… So the point of this post is to whine about how uncreative people are, celebrate that girls are sluts without halloween, realize that halloween is just an extension of these people’s instagram accounts so they will try harder to slut extra hard, which is better than snow suits… #betterthansnowsuits…. Now don’t go out there and take advantage of girls #rapeculture….just make them sign a consent form before sticking your dick in their drunken horny rubbing on you hustle…not that you have to worry about that… Here are some stepLINKS…for Halloween…Spooky….but not as spooky as this: I’m dressing like you for Halloween…and fucking everyone…..here’s 26 bootleg costumes… Here are some stepLINKS Some Bat Bitch with a Big Fat Ass in Lingerie CLICK HERE Some Pics from the Playboy Halloween Party CLICK HERE Top 10 Horror Movie masks CLICK HERE Ariana Grande’s Panty Flash… CLICK HERE Dianna Agron Topless Titties… CLICK HERE Charlotte McKInney Big Tits… CLICK HERE SLut of the Day CLICK HERE Harrison Ford in a Hot Dog Outfit Talking About Star Wars CLICK HERE The Cast of The Today Show Dressed Like the Peanuts – Weird… CLICK HERE Strong Mother Fucker CLICK HERE The Best Pot Head Costumes CLICK HERE GIrls in LIngerie Dressed Like the Ninja Turtles CLICK HERE Fast Food Restaurant Dresses Up Like McDonalds CLICK HERE Fucked Up Car Accident of the Day CLICK HERE Renee Olstead Tits… CLICK HERE Puppy for Cat Day CLICK HERE Out of Focus Pussy CLICK HERE Kate Bosworth Legs CLICK HERE Sophie Simmons Hard Nipples CLICK HERE Charlize Theron Sex Robot from the Future CLICK HERE Monkey Penis at the Safari CLICK HERE The Game’s Eggplant CLICK HERE Dude is Pissed Abotu Teens Tresspassing CLICK HERE Liz Hurley Slut CLICK HERE Runaway Pumpkin Video CLICK HERE Katie Holmes has an Old Battered Face…Thanks Scientology CLICK HERE Camel REscue Goes Wrong CLICK HERE Everything You Know About Addiction is Wrong CLICK HERE Alessandra Ambrosio Doesn’t Realize Halloween is Tomorrow – Dumb CUnt CLICK HERE Angelique Morgan Has a Dick… CLICK HERE Gigi Hadid Victoria’s Secret Audition… CLICK HERE Five Night’s at Freddy’s in Real Life CLICK HERE Oprah Has a Secret Son CLICK HERE Woman with Bear Repellant CLICK HERE Some Belarusian Slut CLICK HERE Farrah Abraham’s New Nose CLICK HERE Big Tits Smoke Weed CLICK HERE =============== From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW! ================ Emelia Paige – Hot Amazing Big Tits CLICK HERE 2 Minutes of Big Ass CLICK HERE Slut Dressed Like Skeleton CLICK HERE Girl Shits Herself While Playing Video Game Dancing CLICK HERE Naked Fight CLICK HERE Naked Bitch and Her WEED and HUge TITS

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s New Bikini Line

Here’s the world’s hottest MILF supermodel  Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her new swimwear line, ále by Alessandra, in a killer new bikini photoshoot. If you ask me though, these pictures should come with a warning or something: “Results not typical.” Because otherwise, there’s going to be a whole lot of disappointed husbands and boyfriends out there. So spare yourself the letdown and just enjoy these instead. It’s cheaper too. Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio for a Bikini Campaign of the Day

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago theme we have going on today here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for a campaign…for her own brand of bikinis…because when you’re a bikini model all your life…and bikinis are all you know…you’d be crazy to take your broken english to any other platform than selling bikinis using your bikini body…until you’re too old to continue…but that you can sell off your share and run off with your rich as fuck baby daddy…living the good life…because you’ve fucking won…cashing checks…thanks to her willingness to get naked..they should send her to elementary schools across america to teach little girls what matters….and education…isn’t one of those things….having a fit body…is everything. TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE OF THE DAY

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Alessandra Ambrosio And Friends Are Against Sex Trafficking

Here is Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends at the “ Unitas Gala Against Sex Trafficking ” event and speaking of sex trafficking I could make a fortune if I was able to pimp out these chicks. Now before you ladies get upset with that comment just remember Victoria’s Secret does it. So what if they do it legally. What’s the difference? » view all 20 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio Forgot To Wear A Bikini

I don’t know what this photoshoot of Alessandra Ambrosio is for, but seeing that she’s at the beach and not in a bikini is a huge fail. Sorry to have wasted all of your times. » view all 14 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

The Greek Prime Minister, President or King, who I assume is named George and makes great Souvlaki, just stepped down from his position due to the whole Greece going bankrupt…making it too hard for him moustached face…. So Why not celebrate new beginnings with some Alessandra Ambrosio ass in a bikini in Greece… Because other than the whole inventing Anal sex, thanks to abundant olive oil…Greece is known for the beaches and what I assume affordable holidays…for multi millionaire models who don’t actual pay for their vacations… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Greece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Supermodel Booty In A Bikini

Here’s my #1 favorite MILF of all-time  Alessandra Ambrosio putting on a grade-A bikini show in Greece. And some of you might be wondering how I know for sure it’s Alessandra, considering you can barely see her face under that giant hat, but I’d recognize that perfect supermodel booty anywhere. It’s burned into my brain from all those hours spent with my nose an inch away from my computer screen. See Mom? I always knew that’d pay off eventually. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Famous Period of the Day

So MIA’s drummer and I guess feminist, not feminist enough to have hairy armpits who poses naked on the internet because it is empowering….ran a marathon without a tampon in as a statement for third world countries where women don’t have access to tampons and other feminine products…in what girls I”ve sent the picture to have considered disgusting…and that one dude I know who has a period fetish has jerked off to at least twice… The only fetish I have when it comes to periods is when girls I fuck without condoms get their periods…I don’t like babies.. I am the kind of guy who turns down sex before it happens on the regular, girls are slutty, what do you want from me, but when I’m in too deep to escape and the girl I am about to have sex with has her period, I always go for it because YOLO, but that doesn’t mean I love looking like a murder victim when I’m done, it just means…I don’t believe in road blocks…and just commit… All this to say, this is messy activism…and she can forever be the woman who has period stains on her pants for a purpose and not just because her period came a day early and she’s on a boat trip without tampons… The post Famous Period of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is kind of amazing… Partially because she’s a massive woman, with massive tits, all big and probably a good time to wrestle, because I think I am into being smothered, especially by a girl who just wants love, and who takes it from anyone who comes her way, whether it’s some broken female rapper who was molested by family members and sings about it, because misery enjoys company, especially when misery can leverage the rich white girl to help launch her career… But mainly becuase she’s some tormented, possibly too smart for her own good, I mean she reads books and stuff, in this world where people don’t read books, but rather just take pics of themselves, but then again, I guess she just takes pics of herself too, because she’s trying to fit in, in this confusing world, and when it’s topless, even without nipples, I care..when no one else in her family does, because they are all in for themselves.. I guess what I am trying to say is that I want to date Ireland Baldwin. The post Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Kind Of Topless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

Rihanna impersonator has managed to take her big tits to the cover of Glamour UK, because when you try to copy Rihanna so aggressively that you become a name of your own, and when you date a guy who is famous enough to date Taylor Swift, despite being a DJ, proving yet again that DJs have the best scam going, and when you move to America from the UK with work visa in hand so that you can appear to be making moves… Your hometown fashion magazines will give you the cover, because they need hits, Rita Ora’s famous enough for hits, just not the music kind, espcially if topless and showing off them tits…and it makes sense..even if you look a little too much like Kelly Osbourne..for anyone’s liking… Here’s a sample of some of the pics.. TO SEE PICS OF HER BIG TITS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Kind Of Topless for Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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