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Khloe and Kendall Kardashian in Bikinis of the Day

Oh yeah…look at the monster Kardashian looking less and less like her tranny stepdad wants to look…you know big and burly, thanks to fitness plastic surgery, and waist training belts I am sure you can buy if you click one of their social media links, all posing with the young one in a bikini, in a series of photos, that attention whores love….for their instagram….and that I love…for the bikini pics…even if they should be anal sex videos. That’s the caliber of talent this is… Khloe and Kendall Kardashian and their hybrid Kylie…that I assume was created in the lab in the family’s basement next to their on-call plastic surgeon…to help perpetuate their existence…so that they never die off and keep on hitting us from other angles…marketed to new generations…Khloe to men who are into younger Caitlins, you know the kind of dudes who like being pegged by a monster with tits, while Kendall is the “fashion icon”…and “Kylie” is the young Kim, in the hip hop scene….it’s all so calculated…I’m excited for there to be a freak out…murder suicide when the pressure is just too much for one of them to handle…because they have over-used the media…made a lot of money…and it becomes a breeding ground for serious mental health issues… The funny thing in all this is that you know they think they are the Royal family of the USA….and USA think they are the Royal Family…because they are keeping themselves alive because of you… I guess I am part of the problem, not that anyone reads this site, but I’m a sucker for selfies that have been photoshopped, because why look at real things, when we can have vapid, fake, garbage…..like this..on their luxury bikini vacations… Garbage…I owuldn’t even want to fuck…but I want to fuck anything, it doesn’t even need to be alive…..not that they’d fuck me, obviously they wouldn’t fuck me, they think they are royalty and have so much money, because people are drawn to followers, and they will forever be celebrated by dudes wanting to fuck them…. This is so fucking cheesy….but not as cheesy as the secretions that drip out of their played out, banged out, pussies. The post Khloe and Kendall Kardashian in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Westling Topless for Vogue Paris of the Day

Natalie Westling was porn in January 1997…. I originally read 1977…and I wrote this post thinking she was old…. It went a little somethng like … What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all almost 40 years old and looks like she’s 17…. But then I found out she’s barely 18….making me restructure this post to: What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all 18 years old and looks like she’s 17….and she’s showing her tits… Jared from Subway would love this shit…if only he read Vogue…instead of his go to “12 year Old Anal Queens”….or whatever the fuck those weirdos watch… Either way…I like this Natalie Westling…. The post Natalie Westling Topless for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

The Greek Prime Minister, President or King, who I assume is named George and makes great Souvlaki, just stepped down from his position due to the whole Greece going bankrupt…making it too hard for him moustached face…. So Why not celebrate new beginnings with some Alessandra Ambrosio ass in a bikini in Greece… Because other than the whole inventing Anal sex, thanks to abundant olive oil…Greece is known for the beaches and what I assume affordable holidays…for multi millionaire models who don’t actual pay for their vacations… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Greece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Coupled Up: Miguel And His Gorgeous Girlfriend Nazanin Mandi Love It Up In Jamaica

R&B singer Miguel and his bangin’ Persian girlfriend Nazanin Mandi were spotted loving it up on the beaches of Jamaica this weekend, while he was in town to perform at Sumfest. Nazanin closely documented the whole trip, and even started posting bikini shots from her photoshoots in the days leading up to their voyage. Hit the flip for more flicks Continue reading

SelenaGomezJustin-Bieber The couple Selena and Justin B are past the beaches of Rio of Leblon Ipanema and Copacabana

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Victoria’s Secret Babe — Bikini in January

Filed under: Lily Aldridge , Photo Galleries , Victoria's Secret Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge stripped down to a white hot two-piece string bikini and posed for some pictures on the beaches of St Barth’s yesterday. Another reason to hate your Monday morning. Read more

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‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Done with Miami

Snooki , Pauly D and the rest of the ” Jersey Shore ” crew are done terrorizing the beaches of Miami — so they packed their bags and headed for the airport Saturday afternoon. Considering TSA regulations on liquids in carry-on, we’re guessing they… Read more

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Matthew McConaughey — Can You Stomach It?

Filed under: Matthew McConaughey , Hot Bodies , Paparazzi Photo Matthew McConaughey was spotted surfing on the beaches of Malibu yesterday — and the ” Surfer Dude ” star was looking a tad heavier than usual. So we were wondering … Read more

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Alessandra Ambrosio — Bottoms Up

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Hot Bodies Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosia performed a little yoga on the beaches of St. Barts this weekend. Namaste. See Also The Victoria’s Secret Model Is on the Left Alessandra Ambrosio — Too Damn Hot Baby, What Baby? Eastwood … Permalink

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Caroline Barclay in Her Bikini of the Day

If you are wondering what happened to “Girl in Street” from Roxeanne or “Drunken Girl” from Species, then you’ll be happy to know she’s flaunting her ugly ass on the beaches for St Barth, proving that having an insignificant career in Hollywood still makes her enough money to have a more fullfilling life of luxury than we ever will….so these pictures are more depressing than I initially thought they were…. Pics via LFI

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