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Jodie Marsh Busts Out For Zoo Magazine

Posted on September 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video preview of one of my all time favorite freaks, Jodie Marsh working her huge boobage for the September Zoo photoshoot. Last time we saw Jodie she transformed her body into one of those steroid monkey chicks and was competing in weird fitness pageants. Judging by these pics, I think that phase is over and it’s nice to see that her body has softened into a more womanly figure. Now if only she could laser off some of those tats.

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Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge And Maryna Linchuk Is My Ultimate Fantasy

Posted on September 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Thanks to a paparazzi with a zoom lens, here’s a behind-the-scenes look at what I’m assuming is the next Victoria’s Secret commercial. Unless these girls normally hang out on balconies in lingerie and giant angel wings, and for the sake of my fantasies, I’m not ruling that one out just yet. Either way, enjoy these shots of Karlie Kloss , Alessandra Ambrosio , Adriana Lima , Lily Aldridge , and Maryna Linchuk . But next time the paps want to sneak behind-the-scenes shots, I’d prefer if they did it in the dressing rooms. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering where Alessandra Ambrosio was, and I know you were, because you are weird and you wonder about these bitches when you’re not masturbating to them, since your life fucking sucks…She’s in Greece and that doesn’t mean she does it Greek, but having a couple kids probably means she does, because even the biggest vagina misses the tightness their wife once had before making the stupid decision to have kids…a vagina that is luckily wrapped up in her bikini so we can focus on her amazing baby momma recover…rather than that fleshy womb hanging halfway down her thigh, as most mom pussies work…. TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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The Hottest Supermodels At The 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Once again, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail because I’m pretty sure that Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Karolina Kurkova, Ireland Baldwin, Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Stam, Lily Aldridge, Erin Wasson, Jessica Stam, Linda Evangelista, Linda Cardellini and Karlie Kloss were expecting me to attend the 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards. Sorry ladies, but the USPS just isn’t what it used to be.

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Behati Prinsloo for JCrew Swimwear of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG!! Call the fucking police – Behati Prinsloo is cheating on Victoria’s Secret with J Crew…in some kind of underground model trading underworld I will never understand because the only models I know are airplanes…that I build….while trying to pass the lonely days as I wait for death…unless you count crackhead meth addicts who fuck you for 10 dollars as models, which luckily I do…. Either way, these are as exciting as nonsense bikini pictures go….which is real fucking exciting if you’re easily excited and don’t need throat fucking porn to be entertained…

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brasil of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering, Alessandra Ambrosio, unlike the girl I saw at the Airport in a Wheelchair….has LEGS…. Legs that I would love to wear as a scarf, you know so that mom pussy acts as a gas mask for me to try to breathe into…even if it is so far dead and a lost cause…I am willing to try…I have hope…because unlike other mom pussy this one’s ass has bounced back from the pregnancy…and that is good enough.

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Every Single Hot Babe Showed Up To amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I woke up this morning and saw that every single sexy model, actress, and famous-for-nothing babe showed up to amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS event in Cannes, I was extremely pissed off that I was not invited. I guess, the invitation must have got lost in the mail because I’m sure that Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Eva Herzigova, Kylie Minogue, Izabel Goulart, Olivia Palermo, Karly Kloss, Rosario Dawson, Jessica Chastain, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Isabeli Fontana, Petra Nemcova, Toni Garn, Lily Donaldson, Karolina Kurkova, Irina Shayk, Jessica Hart, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Milla Jovovich, Bianca Balti, Selita Ebanks and Tamara Ecclestone would have wanted the sexiest celeb blogger in the world there. At least that is what I’m telling myself.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Working It Good

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So apparently Alessandra Ambrosio is in town at Cannes too, because here she is at the All Is Lost premiere. And I’m guessing she took one look at what Irina Shayk was wearing and had to go home and change, because Alessandra definitely stepped her game up for the Roberto Cavalli yacht party afterwards. Sure, I would’ve preferred a bikini since they were going out on the water, but let’s all just be glad the supermodel MILF didn’t channel her inner mom and show up in a life jacket instead. » view all 46 photos Related Articles: Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves A Real Man Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Wet In Arena Magazine Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Pictures Photos: WENN.com

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Alessandra Ambrosio Can Suck Her Own Dick of the Day

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio is so bendy she can suck her own dick, I mean provided she had a dick, and wasn’t a top lingerie model with a couple of kids, who like so many other women, just do yoga, which happens to be porn to me, and can touch their fucking toes with their faces, in ways that shit is erotic and exotic and unhuman, especially married to a woman who can’t even wipe her own ass…. All making me question my existence, my choices and why I’m not in a Yoga class right now, daily, with all the moms trying as hard as they can to stay sexy. Not because they have million dollar modeling contracts like this one, but because they can’t live with the idea of losing their sex appeal while their husbands are fucking the maid, nanny, secretary, young and eager new sales girl on the team, etc. or more importantly, with all the 20 somethings, who just want to look good in leggings and choose yoga as their outlet… I’m too lazy, so I’ll just look at pics rather than actually living it….good enough for me..and my lifestyle choices. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alessandra Ambrosio Can Suck Her Own Dick of the Day

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio is so bendy she can suck her own dick, I mean provided she had a dick, and wasn’t a top lingerie model with a couple of kids, who like so many other women, just do yoga, which happens to be porn to me, and can touch their fucking toes with their faces, in ways that shit is erotic and exotic and unhuman, especially married to a woman who can’t even wipe her own ass…. All making me question my existence, my choices and why I’m not in a Yoga class right now, daily, with all the moms trying as hard as they can to stay sexy. Not because they have million dollar modeling contracts like this one, but because they can’t live with the idea of losing their sex appeal while their husbands are fucking the maid, nanny, secretary, young and eager new sales girl on the team, etc. or more importantly, with all the 20 somethings, who just want to look good in leggings and choose yoga as their outlet… I’m too lazy, so I’ll just look at pics rather than actually living it….good enough for me..and my lifestyle choices. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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